Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Books in series3
UNABRIDGED
(4.6 based on 180 ratings)
  • 1
    The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant | Drew Hayes

    The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Drew Hayes
    • Narrated By Kirby Heyborne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (81)
    Performance
    (76)
    Story
    (76)

    Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.

    The funniest accountant ever written

    Despite the title, this is a highly amusing little tale about 'Fred the Vampire', a rather unfortunate accountant who finds himself dealing with situa..Show More »

    Reviewed on 15 May 2016 by Cam (UK)
  • 2
    Undeath and Taxes: Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2 | Drew Hayes

    Undeath and Taxes: Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Drew Hayes
    • Narrated By Kirby Heyborne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (55)
    Performance
    (54)
    Story
    (54)

    After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters.

    Simply amazing.

    I always expect the best from this author and am consistently rewarded with amazing stories.

    Reviewed on 21 March 2017 by philip li ()
  • 3
    Bloody Acquisitions: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3 | Drew Hayes

    Bloody Acquisitions: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By Drew Hayes
    • Narrated By Kirby Heyborne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (44)
    Performance
    (40)
    Story
    (40)

    With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

    Great series

    The best series drew does but start with the first book in the series. Not this one

    Reviewed on 07 March 2017 by Andrew Pearce ()