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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.

Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

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Absolutely loved this book! Loved it in print and narration. It's witty, smart and laugh out loud funny. There are some raunchy bits but, hell, why not! This book has brightened my year.

Hot Dam!

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Revisited the title before downloading book two and enjoyed the story and narrator just as much as the first time. Recommended.

Second listen and just as good

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Stared book and hated it but then I became invested in the story line and could not put it down

Hated the first 2 hours but then could not stop

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great fun to listen too. Fab story. Have listened multiple times but still enjoy it.

loved it!

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This book has a bit of everything in it would highly recommend. If your looking for a romantic paranormal comedy this book is definitely you.

Excellent and funny

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