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I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.
What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?
You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.
All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.
Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.
All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-12-16
love all of her books!!!
If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one
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- Cheri
- 08-12-16
Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?
Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling chemistry and love. They crack me up with Astrid's colorful vocabulary and Ethan's willingness to play along with Astrid's sexy but hilarious games.
Jessica has really out done herself with this performance! She flawlessly delivers on all the characters, demons, angels, and vampires! Her performance really made this story entertaining and AWESOME! I loved both the story and performance!
Oh Robyn, I hope you don't keep us waiting long for the next addition to the series! I'm so looking forward to more Astrid, Ethan and Samuel.
9 of 10 people found this review helpful
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- RandomReader
- 03-01-17
LOVE THIS SERIES😍
Robyn Peterman & Jessica Almasy are a one click author/narrator combo for me. Thanks for such a great series. If you like Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones, et al...check this series out you will not regret it!
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- Kim
- 20-12-16
Great series
Love how they make me laugh Cute story line. Highly recommend the entire series The narrator does a great job
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- K. Liguori
- 14-12-16
Omg Astrid and Ethan get married not with out craziness
Loved this story so upset it's over, laughed my ass off. Love that all the characters come to life for their wedding. Great book awesome author!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-12-19
The Wedding from Hell........ Literally.
Robin Peterman has outdone herself again. She just keeps getting better. The characters are over the top in every way. The humor is hysterical and also over the top. The sex is good. The reader brings the characters to life so well. With the introduction of Charlie as one of her strays it can only get better from here.
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- CrystalS1205
- 23-09-19
Another great book
Once again Robyn Peterman has delivered. This is another great book in a series that is hilarious, well written, and full of great and very interesting characters. I can't wait for the next one.
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- Jen
- 08-07-19
other world fun
fun listen and fun story line. you will enjoy listening to the narration. and the descriptive characters.
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- Becky
- 07-02-19
Ready to laugh? Read this book...
I laughed so hard as I listened to this story!!! Such wacky and funny characters that are full of love for one another and their family. This is a wonderful story that you really need to hear.
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- Angela
- 21-11-17
Yes!!!
MUST Read Read Read!!!!!! This book is eberything you would enjoy if you need romance, great laughter, and dont mind a "few" curse words...lol