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  • The Idiot Reviews, Book 1
  • By: Pete Sortwell
  • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
  • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (247 ratings)

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By: Pete Sortwell
Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
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Summary

Join Brian as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop; will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him?

Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking, be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago?

And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a bridegroom's face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day?

Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never heard a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites - and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

©2014 Pete Sortwell (P)2014 Pete Sortwell

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idiotic humour

If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

benny hill fans

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grated on my funny bone, totally did not make me laugh. toilet humour ect ect

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Couldn't finish

This is possibly the most unfunny book I have ever tried to listen to.it may just be my sense of humour ,but I would surgest a sample before buying which is something I wish I had done

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