Alanatomy
The Inside Story
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Narrated by:
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Alan Carr
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Alan Carr
About this listen
Brought to you by Penguin.
If you loved Alan's first memoir - Look Who It Is! - then his follow-up, Alanatomy, will take you further into the hilarious and bizarre world of the country's favourite chatty man.
It must seem strange to you that I've called a book Alanatomy . . .
For anyone who has taken the time to see my stand-up performances or watched my chat show, 'Chattyman', knows that my body has hardly been kind to me - in fact there've been times when we've actually stopped talking to each other. Balding, myopic, often flaky with psoriasis, back fat that hangs suspended like a cape, a voice that could strip varnish, an increasingly dodgy hip and even dodgier teeth. Why would you draw attention to it? you must ask. Couldn't you just call the book something else? Do you think the Great British Public is ready to pore over your body?
Well, as I turn forty and take stock of my showbiz life over the last ten years or so, I have learnt to embrace my flaws and face my shortcomings. In fact, strange as it might seem, the things I hate about myself have become my trademark and I am slowly, begrudgingly learning to, if not love them, to at least live with them. I am ready now to take a long hard look at myself and that's what Alanatomy is. It's the story of my rise to fame: the joys, the traumas, the parties, the disappointments. Hopefully you will find it witty, fun, heartwarming, but more importantly honest, and that it will keep you entertained every time you pick it up.
Alanatomy is the chance for you to get beneath my skin and see the real me because, and to continue the anatomical theme if I may, this showbiz existence can sometimes feel like an autopsy - picked at, probed and scrutinized with every inch of your body held up for analysis, but unlike an actual autopsy, you are very much alive.
So I give you Alanatomy: The Inside Story. I am laying myself out on the slab for your entertainment; naked, stripped bare. Grab your scalpel, peel back the skin and go deep, have a good old probe around at my life so far. Yes, you are going to find guts, a fair bit of cheek, maybe even a little bit of gristle, but hopefully, you'll find a whole lot of heart.
'As laugh out loud as his TV shows' Daily Mirror
© Alan Carr 2016 (P) Penguin Audio 2016
Critic reviews
Fabulous from start to finish!
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another interesting listen
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loved it
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Snort out loud funny!
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Where does Alanatomy rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
In terms of Autobiographies - at the top. Funny, truthful, sincere and fair. Does not shy away from the truth even if it's a tough subject and Alans truthful but but fair commentary takes away would could be an otherwise awkward discussion.Who was your favorite character and why?
Alan...Which character – as performed by Alan Carr – was your favourite?
Some of his stories of his time on the Friday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins had me unable to breathe though a mixture of laughing and having a cold - once I genuinely thought I may suffocate. His recounting of episodes that include Michael Barrymore are completely hilariousWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
His frank discussion about struggles with alcohol both with himself and his husband.Any additional comments?
Hilarious throughout, would highly reccommend and have listened to more than once alreadyWarning: Do not read if you have a blocked nose
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