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James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

Narrated by: James Acaster
Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
Categories: Comedy
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Summary

The Sunday Times Best Seller

James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.

But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.

Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.

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"James Acaster has a brilliant comic mind, crackling with energy every bit as much as his corduroy slacks." (Milton Jones)
"I don't think I've ever read a book that has made me cry with laughter as much as this one. It was very difficult reading it in public as I looked like a madman." (Richard Herring)

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Brilliantly funny.

James Acaster is easily my favourite new comedian. As someone the same age as James who also spent his 20's in playing in bands and making terrible decisions I can completely identify with his scrapes. In my opinion there's nothing enjoyable or entertaining about a 'funny story' about things going wrong that are rooted in pure stupidity. However, there is something joyously endearing when blind optimism and oddly logical decision-making lead to undesirable outcomes, particularly when retold by one of the best comedians in the UK. Very very funny and plenty of laugh out loud moments.

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Classic Scrapes

Classic scrapes, Brilliant simply brilliant. I have to write fifteen more words, so here they are, oh and cabbage. Brilliant

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series of witty anecdotes

It's exactly what you'd expect: a comedian telling silly anecdotes. Acaster's performance is great, the stories vary in zaniness and irony, overall, well worth a listen.

Do note though that the anecdotes all appeared on Josh Widdecombe's radio show, and several were also used on Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You and in Acaster's stand-up. So if you're a fan who follows his work, expect some repetition.

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The voice makes it!

Listening to this book, I couldn't imagine it being read by anyone else. James' voice is half the joke!
Not all of the scrapes made me laugh, but those that did would've had me on the floor laughing, if I wasn't driving! Parrot soup is by far the best bit!

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If you only listen to one audiobook, make it this one.

Had this recommended via several friends. Utter, delightful comedy gold. All the way from a tiny internal smirk (primary school kids and socks) to a full blown belly laugh (Humpty Dumpty) - this has it all. Buy it - now.

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Funny as!

Not bad for someone from Kettering 😂😂
Such a funny book with so many tales, it will have you in stitches

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Not all that funny

It might just be me ( and probably is, considering all the great reviews for this audiobook) , but I didn’t enjoy this. Very few laugh out loud moments and it took quite a few paragraphs before anything really happened that was funny.

I got a little bored towards the end.

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Great book, great stories and a great storyteller

I can relate (horribly) to a number of these tales but quite how James gets himself into these situations and then resolves them i am sure is unique on this planet. I had heard some of these on the XFM radio show but there were some beauties in here that were not.
I have loved every cringing moment

Its also a fun insight into the world of a certain number of comedians

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One of the funniest books I have listened too

Heard interview with Richard Herring and thought would give a go. Despite not having listened to the radio show, James does an exceptional job of bringing new readers along with him, and I have to say I haven't laughed so much to a book since Alan Partridge's autobiography. Thoroughly recommended.

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Hysterical

Great book if you fancy a good laugh at someone else's expense. Some top tales and performed very well.

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  • Brendan S.
  • 31-01-18

Tales worth listening to.

This is a book that I would argue is better listened to rather than read. Part of what makes James Acaster's scrapes so great to experience is the delivery of his memories. He's a great story teller, and while reading this would still be a true laugh, to hear him recount his awkward situation ridden life thus far is certainly the best way to experience them.

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  • Geoff in London
  • 26-01-18

Bright and enjoyable

A pleasure to listen to. James sees the nuances of his goofy predicaments, and delivered a steady stream of smiles for me. His Northamptonshire accent has a rambling and mumbling lack of pretence, the opposite of the superior attitude of some comics who want you to know how clever they are.

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  • Susan Thomas
  • 27-09-18

Best book in the whole world ever!!

Laughed until I cried.

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  • Kathryn English
  • 14-05-18

Hilariously Honest and Endearing

I found James’s book after watching his comedy special Repertoire on Netflix and I’m so glad I did. I listened to it over a weekend road trip and was laughing out loud at the situations James found himself in.
As a twenty-something myself, I identified with James at that time in his life when he sought meaning and purpose and decided a good way to find that was by simply saying “yes.” James’s honest telling of his experiences, are framed as mistakes to be avoided. But they clearly shine as endearing examples (however cringe worthy they may be) of someone who isn’t afraid to try, to fail, and to be open to whatever life places in front of them.
There is also a very relatable dichotomy in someone who is too self-conscious to return to a restaurant or use a public toilet, but who will also put themself out there whether it be alone at karaoke, with an egg shaker in hand, or on stage performing comedy.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 31-08-19

Acaster is a genius and a fool.

staggeringly funny and well performed. acaster has made some stupid decisions but uses them to amazing effect.

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  • Betsy
  • 06-08-19

I got Cabbaged

Having James deliver his pitfalls through the humor and wit only he can provide adds so much to this book. It truly would have been interpreted different had I sat and read through it. I found myself holding in the laughs so as not to make a scene while listening at work. As much as I’d hate to see more things befall James as my new favorite comedian I am selfishly holding out for another book of scrapes from him!

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  • jeremy
  • 24-07-19

Loved it

Brilliant from start to end. I laugh like a mad man on bus Wile listening to this so do advice no public listening.

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  • Lavoris L'Oreal
  • 22-06-19

Good Story Telling

It's a series of tales of minor predicaments in which James Acaster suffers through awkward situations generally of his own making, all to good comic effect. I enjoyed his story-telling and he was actually quite a good narrator.

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  • Lucy Gray
  • 25-05-19

Doesn’t disappoint

Best enjoyed with a Capri Sun in hand. Listened to Acaster’s book after a 1 day, 6hr binge of a compilation of the scrape-master and Josh themselves. The back to back telling of the scrapes did not disappoint. All hail King Wolf!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-05-19

Tears of Joy

I was laughing out loud on public transportation on multiple occasions, and immediately ready to listen to it again!