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The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association
- By: Caitlin Rozakis
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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When Vivian's kindergartner, Aria, gets bitten by a werewolf, she is rapidly inducted into the hidden community of magical schools. Reeling from their sudden move, Vivian finds herself having to pick the right sacrificial dagger for Aria, keep stocked up on chew toys, and play PTA politics with sirens and chthonic nymphs and people who literally can set her hair on fire.
By: Caitlin Rozakis
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Come Knocking
- A Novel
- By: Mike Bockoven
- Narrated by: Ryan Haugen, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When Come Knocking came to Los Angeles, the interactive theater production that took over six floors of an abandoned building was met with raves, lines for tickets, and reviews calling it the “must-see experience of a generation.” But after dozens of people were killed and hundreds injured on a bloody night of chaos during the show’s run, the nation was captured by one inescapable question: How could this happen?
By: Mike Bockoven
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up. When actuary Ptolemy “Tolly” Blackthorne inherits his grandmother’s scarf—a knitted, contraband probability anchor—he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese. Tolly’s talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe; instead it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce “Fun is mandatory,” and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.
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Gross Out
- The Lonely Motel, Book 2
- By: Duncan Ralston
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Revenge is on the program at this year's Splatterfest convention! Horror authors, critics and fans from all over the world have gathered to share stories, enjoy each other's company, and to take part in the yearly Gross Out contest, a fan favorite. But some attendees have arrived with ulterior motives. Clay Kayden, whose story at the last in-person Gross Out contest got him "canceled," wants to tear down the convention from the inside. Moira Mead is desperate to impress her favorite horror director, who's promised to option a story based on the weekend's readings.
By: Duncan Ralston
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Kingdom's Con Men
- By: Daniel Myatt
- Narrated by: M. A. Henson
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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“Banned by 1000 Churches!” And yes, Kingdom's Con Men would indeed be banned if some people had their way. But it's nothing to be afraid of, confused about, angry or offended over. Kingdom’s Con Men strives to be thought-provoking, that’s all. Beyond being a mere crime novel, it takes its time to explore why its two scammers--one an Atheist, the other an ordained minister--decide to take to the road to conduct their cons, specifically targeting corrupt megachurch ministers. In the process, it offers a satirical overview of the current evangelical landscape.
By: Daniel Myatt
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Three-Card Monte
- By: Andre Ford
- Narrated by: Clifton Barnes, Mellodie Maher
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Four friends embark on a quest for revenge, but inadvertently discover a way to make a lot of money. Their discovery brings them into the world of espionage where they are forced to work for a secret government organization. They’ll soon uncover deadly secrets that could easily tilt the balance of power in the world. Join them as they escape the cold grasp of a sinister organization that will stop at nothing to establish itself as a new global power.
By: Andre Ford
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The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association
- By: Caitlin Rozakis
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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When Vivian's kindergartner, Aria, gets bitten by a werewolf, she is rapidly inducted into the hidden community of magical schools. Reeling from their sudden move, Vivian finds herself having to pick the right sacrificial dagger for Aria, keep stocked up on chew toys, and play PTA politics with sirens and chthonic nymphs and people who literally can set her hair on fire.
By: Caitlin Rozakis
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Come Knocking
- A Novel
- By: Mike Bockoven
- Narrated by: Ryan Haugen, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When Come Knocking came to Los Angeles, the interactive theater production that took over six floors of an abandoned building was met with raves, lines for tickets, and reviews calling it the “must-see experience of a generation.” But after dozens of people were killed and hundreds injured on a bloody night of chaos during the show’s run, the nation was captured by one inescapable question: How could this happen?
By: Mike Bockoven
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up. When actuary Ptolemy “Tolly” Blackthorne inherits his grandmother’s scarf—a knitted, contraband probability anchor—he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese. Tolly’s talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe; instead it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce “Fun is mandatory,” and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.
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Gross Out
- The Lonely Motel, Book 2
- By: Duncan Ralston
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Revenge is on the program at this year's Splatterfest convention! Horror authors, critics and fans from all over the world have gathered to share stories, enjoy each other's company, and to take part in the yearly Gross Out contest, a fan favorite. But some attendees have arrived with ulterior motives. Clay Kayden, whose story at the last in-person Gross Out contest got him "canceled," wants to tear down the convention from the inside. Moira Mead is desperate to impress her favorite horror director, who's promised to option a story based on the weekend's readings.
By: Duncan Ralston
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Kingdom's Con Men
- By: Daniel Myatt
- Narrated by: M. A. Henson
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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“Banned by 1000 Churches!” And yes, Kingdom's Con Men would indeed be banned if some people had their way. But it's nothing to be afraid of, confused about, angry or offended over. Kingdom’s Con Men strives to be thought-provoking, that’s all. Beyond being a mere crime novel, it takes its time to explore why its two scammers--one an Atheist, the other an ordained minister--decide to take to the road to conduct their cons, specifically targeting corrupt megachurch ministers. In the process, it offers a satirical overview of the current evangelical landscape.
By: Daniel Myatt
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Three-Card Monte
- By: Andre Ford
- Narrated by: Clifton Barnes, Mellodie Maher
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Four friends embark on a quest for revenge, but inadvertently discover a way to make a lot of money. Their discovery brings them into the world of espionage where they are forced to work for a secret government organization. They’ll soon uncover deadly secrets that could easily tilt the balance of power in the world. Join them as they escape the cold grasp of a sinister organization that will stop at nothing to establish itself as a new global power.
By: Andre Ford
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In the Rear with the Beer
- A Vietnam Experience
- By: Victor Franklin Melcher IV
- Narrated by: Tom Rockwell
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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This work pertains to the Vietnam experience as it relates to young men performing duties in the Rear Echelon. These texts are farcical, ribald and, in some cases disturbing. No claim of objectivity in my reporting... I interpret through satire, political incorrectness, hyperbole, and profanity. Don't look for courageous deeds...in my group, heroic action didn't come without extreme prodding.
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Monster Porn
- By: K J Moore
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Mike is a foley artist who traveled from England to work with his friend Dwain—the first foley artist in the porn industry. On set, Mike finds himself drawn to Chloe, an actress who looks like Marilyn Monroe… if she’d been involved in an industrial accident. The loss of her leg hasn’t stopped Chloe from becoming a top star in Freak Porn. Inspired by his feelings for her, Mike sets out to bring a touch of artistry to the sleaziest corner of cinema by creating tastefully erotic films featuring abnormally shaped performers.
By: K J Moore
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Desperate Living
- A Screenplay
- By: John Waters
- Narrated by: John Waters
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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A grotesque and hilarious satire about the American dream, suburban living, and the corrupting influence of power, set in a world that could only have sprung from the unhinged and brilliant mind of John Waters. Listen as Waters himself acts out each role! On the verge of a suburban mental health...
By: John Waters
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How Did It All Happen?
- By: Gerald Blackthorne
- Narrated by: Richard Salem
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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How Did It All Happen? follows a tiny celestial ops team in a glass room above Earth. Flo manages the rollout, Callisto guards her conscience, Anthrax spins the brand, and Dave lives inside the dashboard. Their job is simple in theory, optimize belief. Their result is two thousand years of miracles, memos, schisms, and fix-it patches, while a stubbornly human Jesus keeps choosing mercy over metrics.
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الوجه الأصفر [Yellowface]
- By: ريبيكا كوانج
- Narrated by: زينب مصطفى
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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تصنَّف رواية الوجه الأصفر بأنها إحدى روايات الرعب التي تدور حول الشعور بالوحدة في مجال الأدب شديد التنافسية؛
By: ريبيكا كوانج
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Nineteen Eighty-Four II
- Woke-Ageddon
- By: George Whorewell
- Narrated by: George Whorewell
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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The year is 1984. In the wake of the atomic wars, Great Britain, now known as Airstrip One, is ruled by the Woke Party, led by Big Brother (“Actually, I am non-binary!” —BB). Winston Smith works at The Ministry of Truth, rewriting historical sporting results so that everything was officially won by disabled minorities.
By: George Whorewell
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Playful Rebellion
- A Fictional Guide to Better Insight
- By: Bob Hurling
- Narrated by: Tom Pridhan
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Playful Rebellion is a scrapbook of stories from inside a global organization, told through the eyes of a consumer insight research leader who never quite learned to behave. It’s part memoir, part satire, part blueprint for how to make work a little more human, and occasionally useful. For anyone who’s sat in a meeting wondering what the point was, or tried to make clever people care about something true, this is for you.
By: Bob Hurling
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Absolute Anhedonia
- A Novel
- By: Larry Singleton
- Narrated by: James Coman
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Absolute Anhedonia is a satirical novel about Jeff Winters, a man living in a dystopian society. Believing life to be meaningless, Jeff has lost the ability to feel anything. He is addicted to the internet, working, and generally tries to avoid contact with other people as much as realistically possible. When he makes a big mistake at his job, Jeff is forced to abandon his comfort zone and flees to an island with no real plan.
By: Larry Singleton
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The Southern Crosses
- By: Boris Kriger
- Narrated by: Andrew Smith
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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When an ordinary man with a knack for bad luck, finds himself imprisoned in New Zealand on charges of human smuggling, he discovers that truth and justice are little more than stage props in a political farce. His fellow inmates include tattooed Māori warriors, suspicious Israelis, philosophical Muslims, and a Georgian drug lord with tips on beating the system. Somewhere between the chessboard in the prison yard and the sterile absurdity of the courtroom, Senya realizes he is not just fighting for freedom, but stumbling through a theater of cruelty where the script has already been written.
By: Boris Kriger
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Four Gammons and a Unicorn
- A Full-Cast BBC Radio 4 Comedy Drama
- By: Katie Sayer
- Narrated by: Alyth Ross, Daniel Mays, Rufus Jones, and others
- Length: 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Imogen is a classic left-wing student. War is bad, minorities are good, and I don’t care if I’m ruining Christmas, Mum, it’s important! But when she accidentally falls foul of campus orthodoxy, she finds herself alone, dejected, and friendless. Until a firebrand right-wing news station...
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Brilliant!
- By Peter on 07-11-25
By: Katie Sayer
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Jester
- By: Tim Carter
- Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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In a realm ruled by idiots, their only hope is the Fool. You’d think an army of zombie trolls and undead ogres would catch the nobility’s attention. You’d be wrong. The rulers of Halfsock are deeply in denial. Besides, they have taxes to avoid, neighbors to plunder, and relatives to backstab. With war looming, a goblin latrine slave named Shelly resolves to save Castle Halfsock from itself. He must take on many roles… jester, detective, spy, and political fixer.
By: Tim Carter
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Nie war Früher schöner als jetzt
- Ein Boomer blickt zurück nach vorn
- By: Oliver Kalkofe
- Narrated by: Oliver Kalkofe
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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In seinem neuen Hörbuch öffnet Oliver Kalkofe sein Boomer-Herz und seine persönlichen Fotoalben. Er nimmt uns mit auf eine Zeitreise in die eigene Jugend und fragt sich im Namen aller Babyboomer: War früher wirklich mehr Lametta? Oliver Kalkofe analysiert die vermeintlich goldenen Boomer-Zeiten mit bewährt drastischer Komik und raffinierter Wortkunst.
By: Oliver Kalkofe