Not Forever, But For Now
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Narrated by:
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Raphael Corkhill
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By:
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Chuck Palahniuk
About this listen
Meet Otto and Cecil. Two brothers who grew up privileged in the Welsh countryside. They enjoyed watching nature shows, playing with their pet pony, impersonating their Grandfather…and killing the help. Murder is the family business after all. Downton Abbey, this is not.
However, it’s not so easy to continue the family legacy with the constant stream of threats and distractions seemingly leaping from the hedgerow. First, there is the matter of the veritable cavalcade of escaped convicts that keep showing up at their door. Not to mention the debaucherous new tutor who has a penchant for speaking Greek and dismembering sex dolls. Then there’s Mummy’s burgeoning opioid addiction. And who knows where Daddy is. He just vanished one day after he and Mummy took a walk in the so-called “Ghost Forest.”
With Grandfather putting pressure on Otto to step up, it becomes clear that this will all end in only two ways: a nuclear apocalypse or just another day among the creeping thistle and tree peonies. And in a novel written by Chuck Palahniuk, either are equally possible.
Disappointed
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Instead of drawing me into the story, the narration feels like a barrier—a relentless stream of exaggerated quirks and affectations. It’s exhausting, grating, and completely undermines any chance of connecting with the material.
Palahniuk might have intended this style to feel clever or unique, but it just comes off as self-indulgent. Listening to this narration was like sitting through an amateur one-man show where every gesture is overblown and every word over-enunciated. It’s distracting, off-putting, and ultimately makes for an unpleasant reading experience.
Disappointing and painful narration
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A malicious, delicious ”yes, and”
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Sorry Chuck
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I got M R James vibes, like another reviewer mentioned, especially when the poor Raphael Corkhill had to read out pages of messages written in binary (01010000 01101111 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101100 01101111 01101011 01100101). I thought that the audiobook would have benefited from narration in a Welsh accent since the narrator is Welsh but other than that the reader did an excellent job, even putting appropriate emphasis on the binary!
This was a disturbing and refreshing read and I wish other writers would push out all the stops in the way Chuck does rather than stay within safe bounds. It does me good to stray into unmarked territory occasionally. I completed the book in one day and dread to think what dreams are coming tonight but I regret nothing.
Take that hand out of your pocket!
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