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Piglet
- A Novel
- By: Lottie Hazell
- Narrated by: Rebekah Hinds
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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"Hinds’ depiction of Piglet’s frantic appetite is piercing, capturing her insatiable need for the lushly described food. This is a listen like slightly burnt caramel—sharp and dark, yet still luscious."—AudioFile (Earphones Award Winner) An elegant, razor-sharp debut about women's...
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Piglet
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Rebekah Hinds
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-02-24
- Language: English
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- By: William Holcomb
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Sergeant Elijah Dawson and Detective Isabella Kennedy go after a dedicated serial killer. The two have been consistently playing behind and in the dark for months. Several witnesses have different accounts of what the “Ice Prince/Princess” looks like. The Boston campus will be shook for the rest of its existence.
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 15-04-24
- Language: English
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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- By: Sara Shukla
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Charlie is already feeling adrift when she relocates to an exclusive town in coastal New England with her mysteriously distant husband, Dev, and their young twins in tow. She hopes the move will recharge her stalled marriage, and she wants her kids to feel like they belong, even if she’s clearly a fish out of water herself. In a strange new world where summer is a verb and both the harbor and the partygoers are awash in a dizzying constellation of pinks and pastels, she’s never felt so confounded or alone. She’ll need more than a preppy handbook to find her way.
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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 04-06-24
- Language: English
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Amerika
- Narrated by: Deaver Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 18-11-23
- Language: English
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Y/N
- A Novel
- By: Esther Yi
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s as if her life only began once Moon appeared in it. The desultory copywriting work, the boyfriend, and the want of anything not-Moon quickly fall away when she beholds the idol in concert, where Moon dances as if his movements are creating their own gravitational field; on live streams, as fans from around the world comment in dozens of languages; even on skincare products endorsed by the wildly popular Korean boy band, of which Moon is the youngest, most luminous member. Seized by ineffable desire, our unnamed narrator begins writing Y/N fanfic.
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Y/N
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 28-03-23
- Language: English
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Reinhardt's Garden
- By: Mark Haber
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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At the turn of the 20th century, as he composes a treatise on melancholy, Jacov Reinhardt sets off from his small Croatian village in search of his hero and unwitting mentor, Emiliano Gomez Carrasquilla, who is rumored to have disappeared into the South American jungle - "not lost, mind you, but retired." Jacov's narcissistic preoccupation with melancholy consumes him, and as he desperately recounts the myth of his journey to his trusted but ailing scribe, hope for an encounter with the lost philosopher who holds the key to Jacov's obsession seems increasingly unlikely.
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Reinhardt's Garden
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 01-11-19
- Language: English
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- By: Shay DeLeon
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Length: 3 hrs
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Jackson and Rae thought their discovery was already strange enough. But when answers about the scroll leads them into the heart of New Orleans, they uncover a prophecy older than memory—one that speaks of soulmates bound by amulets, and an ancient curse. Madame Aucoin tells them a story of heirs to an ancient burden, but the truth hits harder than any legend: the tether isn’t just myth. It’s in their blood, in their bodies, pulling them toward each other even as it threatens to tear them apart.
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Series: Tetherlight, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: English
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Rock Gods & Messy Monsters
- The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- By: Diane Hatz
- Narrated by: Abby Filsinger
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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First Runner Up, Science Fiction & Fantasy, 2024 Eric Hoffer Award & Grand Prize Shortlist Finalist! Aliens have hatched a rockstar. Brain extractions, falling body parts, and blood-vessel explosions are the norm. Alex’s dream job has turned into a nightmare. What should she do? It's the 1990s. Alex arrives at Acht Records, her improbable blonde hair streaked stress magenta and anger black. Her first duty is to wipe blood off her boss's walls. It goes downhill from there. Rock Gods & Messy Monsters is a humorous story about life inside a record company.
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Rock Gods & Messy Monsters
- The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Abby Filsinger
- Series: The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: English
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- By: Hörbuchzeit, Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Geschichte schildert das Schicksal von Gregor Samsa, der eines Morgens als Ungeziefer erwacht – und mit der Entfremdung seiner Familie und der eigenen Isolation konfrontiert wird. Kafkas Erzählung ist zugleich beklemmend, grotesk und tiefgründig, eine zeitlose Reflexion über Menschlichkeit, Schuld und Ausgrenzung.
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: German
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
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Beyond legend lies a reality so absurd it threatens to invert everything. Oscar Teabag-Dooven, poet by nature, Velvet Paw by necessity, is the only hope for a land on the brink of ignition. Some books brighten the world. This one sets it aflame. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. Bedlam threatens to engulf the world—unless Oscar can stop it, which he’s willing to try, provided he has an enormous breakfast first.
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 15-10-25
- Language: English
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
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When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was. When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling. That’s because a poet is eating reality.
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- By: Kikuko Tsumura, Katja Busson - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Erzählerin in diesem Hörbuch ist müde - von der Arbeitswelt, ihren absurden Ritualen und entfremdenden Herausforderungen. Allerdings entwickeln auch die abseitigsten Anstellungen ihre Tücken - von Läden, die vom Erdboden verschwinden, über mysteriösen Sekten, zu einem Landschaftspark, der von einem Geist heimgesucht scheint. Fast könnte man meinen, das System ist das Problem ...
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 31-10-25
- Language: German
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Metamorphosis
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Gregor Samsa, a seemingly average salesman and cloth merchant, awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a monstrous insect. Trapped inside his new grotesque form, Gregor struggles to hold down his job and maintain his place in the family who become increasingly wary of him, frightful of his new body. Soon Gregor is unable to communicate at all, and becomes fearful he will forget his human side altogether.
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Metamorphosis
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 28-10-25
- Language: English
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A Masterful Revenge
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration. But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.
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A Masterful Revenge
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- By: Elizabeth Fanning
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost in the Wonderland is a journey through strange roads, wild rivers, and half-remembered songs. It begins with a botched bank robbery and spirals into a netherworld where music is seeded and rises in the airwaves. When the worlds collide, the spell shatters, leaving the odd, the brave, and the broken-hearted to search for their lost spark, through misguided choices, stolen Christmas nativities, roadside attractions, pills, and flamethrowers. Blending magical realism with mythic undertones, Lost in the Wonderland follows people caught between worlds, driven by longing and the need to belong.
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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The Sight Eater
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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For Justyna Kowalski, who lost her sight as a child, the world is a map of sounds and textures. So when a freak accident allows her to see by consuming a human eye, she doesn't just embrace the miracle—she starts a spreadsheet. In a gritty, mutated Warsaw where the grotesque has become mundane, she rates each borrowed glimpse of the world for clarity, duration, and side effects, sourcing her supply from a semi-legal food truck called "Eye Scream."
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The Sight Eater
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- By: Tara York, Rob Bon
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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They're soft, they're snuggly, they're adorable, and they're absolutely deranged! Welcome to the plush nightmares of Get Stuffed--a hilariously unhinged collection of short stories where teddy bears commit arson, attend Furry club events, infiltrate Wall Street, and sabotage doomed couples in remote cabins for kicks. These aren't your regular bedtime stories. They're blood-soaked, trauma-inflicting emotional roller coasters!
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 02-10-25
- Language: English
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- By: KJ Moore
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Mike is a foley artist who traveled from England to work with his friend Dwain—the first foley artist in the porn industry. On set, Mike finds himself drawn to Chloe, an actress who looks like Marilyn Monroe… if she’d been involved in an industrial accident. The loss of her leg hasn’t stopped Chloe from becoming a top star in Freak Porn. Inspired by his feelings for her, Mike sets out to bring a touch of artistry to the sleaziest corner of cinema by creating tastefully erotic films featuring abnormally shaped performers.
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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