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Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after successfully absconding from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him, including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological, which makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable—at least it would if there was any. But there isn’t, so it doesn’t. Specialising in New Fable and dark humour, his books have spawned a cult series and two best-sellers, winning the Huffington Waste Paper Prize and a nomination for the Kudos Fiction Award. His narrated Cinematic Audiobooks have received acclaim from both sides of the Atlantic, cultivating an audience that positively affects his self-esteem. He was recently interviewed in Joomag’s Meals of Food magazine, which didn’t help anyone. He also has a PhD in Forensic Odontology, which, on occasion, has.

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Writing Wrongly: The Middle Bits

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Length: 3 hrs

Release date: 14-11-25

Language: English

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With Eyes No Longer Blind

The Fifth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the Second Book in the Morigan Tetralogy

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2

Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins

Release date: 31-10-25

Language: English

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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw

The Sixth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the Third Book in the Morigan Tetralogy

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6

Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins

Release date: 31-10-25

Language: English

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When Fear Is Not Afraid

The Fourth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the First Book in the Morigan Tetralogy

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 1, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 4

Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins

Release date: 31-10-25

Language: English

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A Masterful Revenge

The Seventh Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the Fourth Book in the Morigan Tetralogy

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7

Length: 16 hrs and 6 mins

Release date: 31-10-25

Language: English

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The Alchemists of Vra

The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3

Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins

Release date: 14-10-25

Language: English

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With Eyes No Longer Blind

Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2

By: Thomas Corfield

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Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2

Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins

Release date: 14-10-25

Language: English

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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw

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Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3

Length: 12 hrs and 1 min

Release date: 14-10-25

Language: English

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A Masterful Revenge

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Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7

Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins

Release date: 07-10-25

Language: English

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The World Is Badly Made

The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2

By: Thomas Corfield

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Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2

Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins

Release date: 15-10-25

Language: English

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Wrongly Writing

The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker (The Wrong Books)

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: The Wrong Books, Book 2

Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins

Release date: 14-04-20

Language: English

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The Purging of Ruen

The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 1

By: Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 1

Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins

Release date: 08-02-17

Language: English

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The Alchemists of Vra

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Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3

Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins

Release date: 10-11-16

Language: English

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Writing Wrongly

The Saga of an Incomplete Wanker

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Series: The Wrong Books, Book 1

Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins

Release date: 26-10-16

Language: English

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The World Is Badly Made

The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels

By: Thomas Corfield

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Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2

Length: 16 hrs and 27 mins

Release date: 14-06-16

Language: English

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Coleshanger

A Humorous Recollection of English Village Life at the Turn of the Last Century

By: Norman E. Williams, Thomas Corfield

Narrated by: Thomas Corfield

Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins

Release date: 29-03-16

Language: English

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The Purging of Ruen

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Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins

Release date: 29-03-16

Language: English

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