Showing results for "The Hole" in Literature & Fiction

Am I the Asshole? is the hilarious book of all the funniest "am I the asshole" moments. As read by Patrick Kelly Shannon, this laugh-a-minute audiobook will have you questioning the life choices of some definite assholes in this life. This book comes with absolutely no judgment on the stories featured and is 100 percent up for you to decide what you think of the characters featured within the short stories.

Colin and Izzy Griggs' traditional farming way of life is under threat from red tape. Colin just wants to farm and not be a pen-pusher. Desperate for new ideas, he takes inspiration from a doughnut and sets up a "Hole Farming Business". His first job is to supply 18 holes for the newly refurbished golf course. Colin's ineptness leads to a number of incidents surrounding the grand opening, creating an arch enemy of the Club's Captain, Major Woods.

Rachael O'Brien's summer starts with a promising trip to England with her eccentric grandmother, her dad's long-time assistant, and her very good-looking, very gay friend, Travis. She thinks that distancing herself from the southern men she's developed an appetite for is the emotional breather she needs. But for Rachael O'Brien, nothing is ever simple. An amethyst oyster brooch with a scandalous past leads her into trouble far from home. Discovering that she has been followed across the Atlantic, surviving British culinary challenges becomes the least of Rachael's worries.

Obnoxious, morally ambiguous protagonist? Check! Murder that needs solving? Check! Bungling amateur detective? Cops with no sense of humor? Yes, this story has it all! It’s Agatha Christie meets Inspector Clouseau in this darkly comedic murder mystery. Get a copy and find out who cracks the case first. Still on the fence? Read the reviews. How could 30 readers be wrong?

An audiobook that spears the gash of gaslighting wokism, The Groggy Wink-Hole is an exploratory odyssey of offensive expositions. This satirical social commentary, as told from the perspective of an entitled white American male, while attempting to understand and embrace wokism doubles down upon woefully flawed yet hilariously executed takes.

Slightly offensive and utterly ridiculous, Santa's an A-Hole is the first installment of a series of humorous audiobooks by comedy writer A.C. Faltis. This audiobook is short and sweet but sure to get you giggling like a schoolgirl. You may think you know Santa. You're wrong. Santa's an a-hole. Santa and his band of miscreants are taking advantage of innocent elves. Mrs. Claus is even running her own prostitution ring. Luckily, Allen McLittle, a drunken little elf with a big attitude, is ready to take Santa down one hilarious prank at a time.

2036: The Year Trump Stepped Down is the hilarious and quirky futuristic story of America after enduring 20 years with Donald TXXXP and his family running the show. America in 2036 is a place where only two types of people exist: the have-nots and the rich. The have-nots must gut it out every day in the dangerous outdoors (suffering other-worldly and disastrous weather patterns along with the better-than-likely chance of getting shot for any reason at all). The rich reside in the 10 domed capital cities....

The alligator had a good life, but his neighbor was a little a**hole. His neighbor just happened to be a squirrel. Not all squirrels are a**holes, but this one was. What was the poor alligator to do? He did what anybody would do: went into his garage and built a 60mm machine-gun, a flamethrower, and a grenade launcher, with which to deal with the problem. Then, suddenly, things got crazy.

Once upon a time, Sarah Fader wrote a blog post called "Three-Year-Olds Are Assholes". It went viral on HuffPost Parents, with over 400,000 shares on Facebook. This book tells the story of three-year-old Samantha, who is determined to make a rainbow.

Dive into the absurd and hilarious world of Pinkie Proonai in "The Big Man with a Baby-Sized Butthole," a satirical novel by Areye Sique. Born with a rare condition known as Infantem-Amplitudo-Ano (IAA), Pinkie's life is a series of bizarre events, starting with a mix-up at birth by a satanic nurse. As he grows into an enormous man with an unusually small butthole, Pinkie faces unique challenges in his career and personal life.

I just returned from the mall after school shopping with my soon-to-be sophomore and her friend. I now understand why fathers opt to go camping, roll around in elk urine, and shit in a hole rather than go to the mall three days before school starts. As if the crowds weren’t bad enough, my girl decided to wear a flannel that hung lower than her shorts, making it appear that she was walking around naked from the waist down. She was flocked by sales people, who, I am sure, were calculating their commissions in their heads. I mean, why not?

A satirical yet real perspective on individualism, sovereignty, spiritualism and social discourse through the eyes and ears of the every-man/woman/they/it/them/mammal that hates the taste of kale, has no time or patience for kundalini breathing exercises, and is just trying to get through life with as minimal damage as possible in the "New Normal."

Michael McLaren is Hollywood's proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there's no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters - or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good. But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he's unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters...The Psycho Proctologists.

Is there a shopping cart where you were about to park and so now, you have to get out of your car to move it or look for another spot? Is your neighbor driving you nuts again? Did your leisurely drive end up aggravating you because it seems no one knows how to drive? Can't get out of the elevator because everyone is rushing in? The reality is the world has changed. We are more self-absorbed than ever, and technology has caused us to pay less attention to our surroundings, if not each other.

Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed confection customer. Doughnuts. But if you thought life was all glaze and sprinkles, you'd be dead wrong. Leave it to the dregs of society to once again make another entry-level position more hellish than it needs to be.

In which our intrepid correspondent just won't get off his "the center has left, right" kick and tells us more. Lucky us.