BREAKING NEWS: FEYRE FINALLY EATS SOMETHING.

She also got free clothes and a bath, so obviously, she's going to complain about absolutely everything.

Welcome back for Chapter 7!

(Check out our Instagram for our first piece of fanart! It's incredible.)

Breezy finally learns the name of the wolf!!

Is the blonde man's chest actually bald? We may never know.

Erotic spices vs. Exotic spices?

Welcome back for Chapter 6!

Feyre has a lot of thoughts about joining the beast on his huge tracks of land.

We have lots of thoughts about the horse.

P.S. The Stardust references will never end.

Welcome back for Chapter 5!

1. This is and will always be a Stardust podcast.
2. Wolf + Mountain Lion + Elk = A guy who doesn't know how to knock, apparently?
3. Is Feyre going to learn that actions have consequences?

Welcome back for Chapter 4!

Ben Barnes makes us spill things, townsfolk get shredded (no, they're not hitting the gym and increasing their protein intake, we're talking "literal" string cheese), fantasy book birth control, and Breezy hates lovemaking.

(Oh, and Feyre might actually sell the pelts.)

Welcome back for Chapter 3!

Will we ever get the charlatan's back story? Is Elain the Peggy of these sisters? How do you pronounce Tomas??

Welcome back for Chapter 2!

(Skip to 2:30 if you already know how the show works and you don't care about hearing our Bible joke again)

Welcome to the inaugural episode of ACOSAS! We give you some background about us and the structure of the show before we dive into Chapter 1.