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The Sunday Times Best Seller

James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.

But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.

Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.

©2017 James Acaster (P)2017 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

Critic reviews

"James Acaster has a brilliant comic mind, crackling with energy every bit as much as his corduroy slacks." (Milton Jones)
"I don't think I've ever read a book that has made me cry with laughter as much as this one. It was very difficult reading it in public as I looked like a madman." (Richard Herring)

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Brilliantly funny.

James Acaster is easily my favourite new comedian. As someone the same age as James who also spent his 20's in playing in bands and making terrible decisions I can completely identify with his scrapes. In my opinion there's nothing enjoyable or entertaining about a 'funny story' about things going wrong that are rooted in pure stupidity. However, there is something joyously endearing when blind optimism and oddly logical decision-making lead to undesirable outcomes, particularly when retold by one of the best comedians in the UK. Very very funny and plenty of laugh out loud moments.

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Classic Scrapes

Classic scrapes, Brilliant simply brilliant. I have to write fifteen more words, so here they are, oh and cabbage. Brilliant

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Funny as!

Not bad for someone from Kettering 😂😂
Such a funny book with so many tales, it will have you in stitches

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If you only listen to one audiobook, make it this one.

Had this recommended via several friends. Utter, delightful comedy gold. All the way from a tiny internal smirk (primary school kids and socks) to a full blown belly laugh (Humpty Dumpty) - this has it all. Buy it - now.

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One of the funniest books I have listened too

Heard interview with Richard Herring and thought would give a go. Despite not having listened to the radio show, James does an exceptional job of bringing new readers along with him, and I have to say I haven't laughed so much to a book since Alan Partridge's autobiography. Thoroughly recommended.

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Great book, great stories and a great storyteller

I can relate (horribly) to a number of these tales but quite how James gets himself into these situations and then resolves them i am sure is unique on this planet. I had heard some of these on the XFM radio show but there were some beauties in here that were not.
I have loved every cringing moment

Its also a fun insight into the world of a certain number of comedians

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Hysterical

Great book if you fancy a good laugh at someone else's expense. Some top tales and performed very well.

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hilarious

I snorted in mirth several times and am hoping for a spinoff featuring partygator soon.

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Wonderful and beautifully told.

A quinisentially English tale of a man and his mishaps. Right to the end this audio books pleases in every way.

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it was very good :)

Great, however if you have listened to the radio show there is little new material.

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  • Brendan S.
  • 31-01-18

Tales worth listening to.

This is a book that I would argue is better listened to rather than read. Part of what makes James Acaster's scrapes so great to experience is the delivery of his memories. He's a great story teller, and while reading this would still be a true laugh, to hear him recount his awkward situation ridden life thus far is certainly the best way to experience them.

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  • Geoff in London
  • 26-01-18

Bright and enjoyable

A pleasure to listen to. James sees the nuances of his goofy predicaments, and delivered a steady stream of smiles for me. His Northamptonshire accent has a rambling and mumbling lack of pretence, the opposite of the superior attitude of some comics who want you to know how clever they are.

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  • Vikash Patel
  • 02-04-18

Just a good delightfully funny read... listen

Loved it immensely. Would have loved it even more if it was longer, even though that may mean you could call me a sadist of some sort.

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  • Lauren
  • 27-10-17

The Scrape Master

James Acaster is one of the funniest comedians working in the UK today. I highly recommend this book, chronicling the many scrapes he's gotten into over the course of his life, to anyone who is a fan of Acaster, as well as to anyone who likes a good laugh.

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  • Amy Mortensen
  • 22-10-17

Hilariously entertaining

These Scrapes are endlessly entertaining and laugh out loud funny. The red dress in a bush story almost killed me I was laughing so hard.

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  • Tracey
  • 09-10-17

hilarious

James is a wonderful story teller and has a unique sense of what's funny. cracked me up

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  • sevillean
  • 06-09-17

A wow! scenario

Even if you are a better driver than James (almost certain), there are moments behind the wheel that were touch and go due to laughing awfully hard. Highly entertaining, well-paced, a pleasure to read and listen to and with some interesting thoughts percolating throughout about openness to experience, finding one's place, the mysteries of human behavior and always having a red dress to hand. A different look at a performer who frequently appears somewhat arch -- here, you get a view of someone bright, genuine, genuinely interested in the world and people around him. All while being terribly funny. Great, made me reasonably excited for the commute each day.