Performing Arts

Once again, lifelong friends and comedy legends Mel and Sue gather round the mic to ask each other the questions they're too embarrassed to ask anyone else… The things in their life they really should know by now – but still absolutely do not. Along the way we'll get facts (hopefully) and often-inappropriate anecdotes (definitely).

NEVER MIND THE BACON is a riotous prison diary that proves even the darkest places can be lit up with humour. From the absurdity of cafeteria “mystery bread” to the unspoken rules of shower etiquette, this diary captures the daily comedy of survival in a world where boredom breeds creativity. The author turns misadventures into laugh-out-loud stories, showing that sometimes the best way to endure confinement is to laugh at it. NICK DIEZEL is a writer and music producer.

If you've ever sat through a worship service wondering what's for lunch…If you've ever tried to look holy while secretly judging the worship leader's skinny jeans… If you've ever read the Bible and thought, "Wait… did that really happen?" Then this audiobook is for you.

Mrs. Claus has left. Not during an argument. Not during Christmas. Not even with an explanation. She simply left, and for the first time in centuries, Santa Claus found himself alone. The workshop at the North Pole still runs. The lists still have to be made. But none of it prepares him for modern dating, which quickly reveals itself to be strange, weird, and at times, completely chaotic. Now Santa is out in the world trying to understand how love became more complicated than delivering toys to millions of strangers in a single night.

As Time Goes Bye-Bye... What happens when one of the world’s greatest superspies struggles with retirement? Officially, he’s dead, of course, but for 84-year-old Herbert Bigglesby, a quiet fadeout at Sunset View Senior Living Community is not going well. He feels like a prisoner, no one believes his stories, and his once-honored sixth sense for danger is now ridiculed as paranoid delusion.