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Fairytales for Privileged Children
- Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales
- By: Daniel Foxx
- Narrated by: Daniel Foxx
- Length: 1 hr
- Unabridged
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AUDIOBOOK INCLUDES TWO EXTRA STORIES AND A CAREFULLY CURATED LIST OF EXQUISITE BABY NAME SUGGESTIONS...! Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red...
By: Daniel Foxx
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The Wigan Joker
- Confessions Of A Celebrity Job Seeker, Volume 1
- By: Jimmy O'Neill
- Narrated by: Jimmy O'Neill
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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The first instalment of a warts-and-all confessional by Jimmy O-'The Wigan Joker'. The town's most notorious performer, since the days of Frank Randall. Documenting his misspent life from early years right up to his accidental dalliance with minor reality TV stardom and beyond...
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fantastic read fellow pie eater
- By Mikewigan on 18-09-26
By: Jimmy O'Neill
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Crap You Don’t Need to Know (But Will Read Anyway), Toilet Reader
- The Ultimate Bathroom Companion with 700+ Hilarious Facts, Weird Trivia, and Odd History to Ruin Dinner Parties.
- By: Lucas Russo
- Narrated by: Matt Williams
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Crap You Don’t Need to Know (But Will Read Anyway) is the ultimate bathroom companion—built for the exact 5-15 minutes you’re hiding from responsibility on the toilet. Instead of doom-scrolling, you’ll load your brain with hilarious facts, weird trivia, and odd history so shocking you’ll immediately feel the urge to share them… and ruin a perfectly good dinner conversation later. This is not a textbook. It’s not educational in the responsible sense. And it’s definitely not polite.
By: Lucas Russo
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The Case of the Missing Witness
- Prequel Book 3 (Hilda Mystery, Series 9)
- By: M Nevin
- Narrated by: Mike Nevin
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A dead body on their first day of work would horrify most people — not Hilda. When she arrives at Doran and Sarn’s solicitors, she says, 'Are we playing a murder game? I'm terribly good at those.' Some might wish there were only one murder. The second victim for a start. But Hilda is happy to help her old friend Chief Superintendent Humblecut of the Yard. Whether or not he wants it. Murders, missing wills, and secret societies — this is a case that would baffle many. Hilda and Pearl are back together in this third book in the Hilda Mystery Novellas.
By: M Nevin
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It's Never Too Late for Love
- Everyone Deserves a Fairy Tale Ending
- By: Marsha Casper Cook
- Narrated by: Jesse Werner
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When confirmed bachelor Noah Meyers manages to dodge his meddling mother’s repeated attempts to fix him up, he decides to get a dog. He has no idea that his adorable dog will be the one to help him find the right woman with a bit of help from above.."It has been said that sometimes we don't see what's right in front of us. That's Noah. It’s Never Too Late For Love is a timeless and delightful love story filled with laughter and just a hint of magic. If you like to laugh, this book is for you. Enjoy! Romance Finalist Author Academy Awards
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A Partly True Account of My Remarkable Life
- By: Todd Kreisman
- Narrated by: Todd Kreisman
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Todd Kreisman's life has been a bit like yours —not all that interesting. However, thanks to an overactive imagination and a propensity for spewing bullshit, he has written a memoir that will captivate, enthrall, entertain, confuse, frustrate, and make feel gooey inside. This is your unique chance to step inside the shoes of a person who has not done much of note, and to learn about any number of thrilling things that have not actually happened.
By: Todd Kreisman
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Fairytales for Privileged Children
- Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales
- By: Daniel Foxx
- Narrated by: Daniel Foxx
- Length: 1 hr
- Unabridged
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AUDIOBOOK INCLUDES TWO EXTRA STORIES AND A CAREFULLY CURATED LIST OF EXQUISITE BABY NAME SUGGESTIONS...! Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red...
By: Daniel Foxx
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The Wigan Joker
- Confessions Of A Celebrity Job Seeker, Volume 1
- By: Jimmy O'Neill
- Narrated by: Jimmy O'Neill
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6
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Performance6
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The first instalment of a warts-and-all confessional by Jimmy O-'The Wigan Joker'. The town's most notorious performer, since the days of Frank Randall. Documenting his misspent life from early years right up to his accidental dalliance with minor reality TV stardom and beyond...
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fantastic read fellow pie eater
- By Mikewigan on 18-09-26
By: Jimmy O'Neill
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Crap You Don’t Need to Know (But Will Read Anyway), Toilet Reader
- The Ultimate Bathroom Companion with 700+ Hilarious Facts, Weird Trivia, and Odd History to Ruin Dinner Parties.
- By: Lucas Russo
- Narrated by: Matt Williams
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Crap You Don’t Need to Know (But Will Read Anyway) is the ultimate bathroom companion—built for the exact 5-15 minutes you’re hiding from responsibility on the toilet. Instead of doom-scrolling, you’ll load your brain with hilarious facts, weird trivia, and odd history so shocking you’ll immediately feel the urge to share them… and ruin a perfectly good dinner conversation later. This is not a textbook. It’s not educational in the responsible sense. And it’s definitely not polite.
By: Lucas Russo
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The Case of the Missing Witness
- Prequel Book 3 (Hilda Mystery, Series 9)
- By: M Nevin
- Narrated by: Mike Nevin
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A dead body on their first day of work would horrify most people — not Hilda. When she arrives at Doran and Sarn’s solicitors, she says, 'Are we playing a murder game? I'm terribly good at those.' Some might wish there were only one murder. The second victim for a start. But Hilda is happy to help her old friend Chief Superintendent Humblecut of the Yard. Whether or not he wants it. Murders, missing wills, and secret societies — this is a case that would baffle many. Hilda and Pearl are back together in this third book in the Hilda Mystery Novellas.
By: M Nevin
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It's Never Too Late for Love
- Everyone Deserves a Fairy Tale Ending
- By: Marsha Casper Cook
- Narrated by: Jesse Werner
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When confirmed bachelor Noah Meyers manages to dodge his meddling mother’s repeated attempts to fix him up, he decides to get a dog. He has no idea that his adorable dog will be the one to help him find the right woman with a bit of help from above.."It has been said that sometimes we don't see what's right in front of us. That's Noah. It’s Never Too Late For Love is a timeless and delightful love story filled with laughter and just a hint of magic. If you like to laugh, this book is for you. Enjoy! Romance Finalist Author Academy Awards
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A Partly True Account of My Remarkable Life
- By: Todd Kreisman
- Narrated by: Todd Kreisman
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Todd Kreisman's life has been a bit like yours —not all that interesting. However, thanks to an overactive imagination and a propensity for spewing bullshit, he has written a memoir that will captivate, enthrall, entertain, confuse, frustrate, and make feel gooey inside. This is your unique chance to step inside the shoes of a person who has not done much of note, and to learn about any number of thrilling things that have not actually happened.
By: Todd Kreisman
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Echoes Between Bloodlines
- By: LeshAnn B.
- Narrated by: Tishawnna Coleman
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Shamicka Woods was born into a legacy of silence, secrets, and spiritual fire. Her gift —seeing truth in people’s intentions —was both her salvation and her curse. Raised in a family that feared her power, she endured betrayal, abuse, and exile. But Detroit taught her how to survive. And survival taught her how to rise.
By: LeshAnn B.
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The Hungry Table
- The Ghost Revenge - Five Chillies Five Regret : A British Comic‑Horror of Ghosts, Regret and Chillies Punishing Everyone’s Poor Life Choices (The Hungry Table Series)
- By: Neil Charley
- Narrated by: Deedeeash
- Length: 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Gary just wanted a quiet curry and trousers that didn't emotionally undermine him. Instead, in the fourth Hungry Table story, Mr Sharma hands him five black chillies — chillies that absorb light, judge your life choices, and come with three rules Gary forgets before he's left the shop. Within hours, he's triggered a hidden "sentinel" chilli, watching it slam into the smoke alarm with the precision of a brain surgeon and the aggression of a pigeon that's declared war on humanity. Now The Harp pub is awake. The table spells insults.
By: Neil Charley
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How to Be a Stand-Up Comic in 21 Days
- The Step-by-Step Formula to Build Your First Stand-Up Set
- By: That Funny Gal
- Narrated by: AI Voice
- Length: 34 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. How to Be a Stand-Up Comic in 21 Days: The Step-by-Step Formula to Build Your First Stand-Up Set Stand-up comedy looks effortless. It isn't. It's precision masquerading as spontaneity, vulnerability packaged as confidence, and the ability to transform...
By: That Funny Gal
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Bodily Matters
- By: Christopher J. F. GIBSON
- Narrated by: Christopher J. F. Gibson
- Length: 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Funny things happen to folk but they don't always see the funny side at the time. You will I know! Have a laugh; it's good for you! Your body needs it...
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The Five Deaths of Joshua Cross
- History’s Worst Recurring Problem
- By: Adrian Snow
- Narrated by: DeDee Ash
- Length: 18 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Joshua Cross was supposed to die once. Instead, Heaven made it permanent. Every time Joshua dies, he's dragged back before celestial bureaucracy, handed another bill, and thrown into another century. Ancient Rome mistakes him for a political threat. Viking-age Norway mistakes him for something disturbingly Odin-shaped. Egypt turns him into the most blamed man in the Exodus. Every death adds another legend. Every resurrection adds another fee. Joshua doesn't want to change history. He just wants to survive long enough to stop accidentally becoming part of it.
By: Adrian Snow
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Here's the Thing
- The Late Night Alternative Transcripts
- By: Iain Lee, Katherine Boyle
- Narrated by: iain lee, katherine boyle
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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The transcripts of some of the best calls from The Late Night Alternative, a late night phone in show hosted by Iain Lee & Katherine Boyle. All very silly, some a little rude. Also features an intro written by Bob Mortimer.
By: Iain Lee, and others