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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

By: Joe Pera, Joe Bennett
Narrated by: Joe Pera
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This fully sound designed program is read by Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.

Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.

So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:

1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom

It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.

A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books

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Clocking in at about 15 minutes it's a nice bathroom, or bedtime, listen to calm you down or help you drift off to sleep. You should do more audiobooks, Joe.

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