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There and NEVER, EVER Back Again
- By: Jeff Mach
- Narrated by: Jordan Reader
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in a fantasy world of unmanageable magics and questionable cosmology, There and NEVER, EVER Back Again: A Dark Lord's Journal is the peculiar, blackly satirical tale of the Dark Lord, who is amassing an army of Things of the Night, and awaiting likely death at the hands of the Elves, the Dwarves, the Armies of Man, and the White Wizard: Embodiment of all that is good and right; just ask him. And: The Chosen One: Victim - sorry, meant to say "Hero" - of a glorious prophecy....
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Entertaining Story with disappointing narration
- By Amazon Customer on 07-01-20
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There and NEVER, EVER Back Again
- Narrated by: Jordan Reader
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 21-08-19
- Language: English
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"I Hate Your Time Machine"
- A Fiction-Fueled Guide to Some of the Worst Tropes of Fantasy & Science Fiction
- By: Jeff Mach
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Take a space-pirate, inspired by a long-ago Dark Lord. Take a long period of quarantine within the tiny confines of a stolen starship. Now, take 42 busted, broken, or overbearing tropes of fantasy and science fiction. One by one, the Dark Lord twists each into a strange shape and uses it to tell a new story - many of them disgracefully funny, some rather dark, and none of them suitable for vulnerable minds such as yours. Jeff Mach brings tight, interesting, usually satirical, often quite twisted stories, to light a fire in your belly like whiskey, and light a whiskey on fire.
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"I Hate Your Time Machine"
- A Fiction-Fueled Guide to Some of the Worst Tropes of Fantasy & Science Fiction
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 25-08-21
- Language: English
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Villains, Villainy & Villainpunk
- Monstrous Microfictions
- By: Jeff Mach
- Narrated by: Zak Price
- Length: 3 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Contained in this deceptively short volume are many, many little stories, largely in assorted scifi/fantasy/speculative fiction settings (and don't get us started on the Fairy Tales). They're often satirical, frequently sharp-edged, sometimes poison-tipped, and what's worse is, none of them show proper respect and reverence to Heroes, much less Goodness, Truth, and Light. This is clearly Very Bad, and you should stay far away from this book.
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Villains, Villainy & Villainpunk
- Monstrous Microfictions
- Narrated by: Zak Price
- Length: 3 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 16-06-20
- Language: English
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