Showing results for "Skinny" in Literature & Fiction

On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef, who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women's-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know, and Guy faces them one by one, as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss.

Joey Perrone is a woman with a mission. She's just been pushed overboard from a cruise liner by Chaz, her scumbag husband, and survived to tell the tale. But rather than reporting the crime to the police, she decides to stay dead and instead of getting mad, get even. Filled with a host of endearingly offbeat characters, and a narrative that is hilarious, romantic and thought-provoking by turns, Skinny Dip takes us on a journey through the warped politics of southern Florida.

Chaz Perrone has just found a way to make a fortune out of the Florida Everglades, and he's damned if anyone's going to stop him. So when he suspects that his wife, Joey, is going to get in his way, he takes her on an expensive anniversary cruise and pushes her overboard into the night-dark Atlantic. Unfortunately for Chaz, Joey survives the fall and is plucked from the ocean by a former cop, Mick Stranahan. Joey decides to stay dead and screw with Chaz until he screws himself.

Plenty is a strange place and not what it seems. There is a dirty little secret there which no one talks about, and what roams around in the tunnels below the streets no one dares mention. Johnny Beckman knows that certain crimes can get a man in trouble wherever he goes. What he doesn't know is that in the town of Plenty, none is more serious than that of being too skinny.

When she joined the Criminal Investigations Division, Tara knew she'd be investigating some very real crooks. Forget about waitresses hiding tips from the IRS or babysitters not declaring income! Tara and her partner, Eddie, are going after one of country's richest, dirtiest felons. Being on a diet doesn't help Tara's mood much. Hopefully, by the time the investigation is over, she'll be sitting somewhere in a string bikini, far, far away....

Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn’t know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he’s found a way–doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue...

In early 2021, the stock value of PwnShop—a dead to rights bricks-and-mortar retailer disrupted by the digital downloading of video games—inexplicably ballooned overnight. While much has been written about the mechanics of the meme stock short squeezes, no one has yet clarified the chaotic drama of what was happening inside such a company during its zeitgeist moment.

Now in paperback, popular comedienne and television star Mo'Nique tells us how to be a big woman in a small woman's world. It is NO secret that I am a BIG girl. Always have been, always will be. The only way I'll ever wear a size 6, or even a 16, is if you add them together. That's right: I wear...

Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn’t know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he’s found a way–doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue...

Casey Banks is a devoutly anorexic man who discovers he can see the future by binge-eating. His new plan? Perform visions for cash while staying thin by any means necessary. Reading futures proves to be lucrative, but when he ignores a vision of his girlfriend committing a grisly murder, it sets Casey on a dangerous path toward a destiny he'll do anything to avoid.

Feeling lonely and isolated, Marina Oswald tries to adjust to her life in this new country where she struggles with the local language. A surprise trip to visit her husband in Dallas leads her to a startling discovery—a discovery which validates Lee Harvey Oswald's claim that he didn't shoot President John F. Kennedy.

When a man has everything he could possibly want, from a beautiful family to a luxurious lifestyle, and still isn’t satisfied with what God has given him, he’s often lead astray by the darkness of his heart straight into the arms of another. Does he ever learn from his mistake, or is he forever doomed to repeat it? The answer to this Sisyphean quandary is presented in the trials and tribulations of a modern marriage, painting a picture not of love but of antipathy, which is a necessary component for love to grow in the first place.

Not a chance - no way, nada. Under no circumstances am I going skinny dipping. Some things should never be seen in public.

When a tragic drowning accident destroys the perfect world of university swimming prodigy Lan Basin, he starts to experience unprovoked hallucinations and nightmares. Drowning in feelings of self-deprecation and humiliation, Lan leaves behind his past by transferring to North Lake Valley University. Soon, Lan finds himself in hot water when strange, unexplainable happenings plague his life once again. Unsure of what is fact and what is fiction, he can barely keep his head above water.

Swimming prodigy, Lan Basin, discovers the body of swim team captain, Marko Pollock, face down in Morrissey's Pond. Frightened, he leaves to get help, but when he returns to the scene, the corpse is nowhere to be found. He is left confused and suspicious of all those around him. He begins doubting if he ever saw the corpse at all.

Get ready to laugh! Get ready to tap your toes! Get ready to take a fresh look at what it means to “love your neighbor” and to “turn the other cheek” (not that one, you nitwit!). Set in ancient Jerusalem, SYMPHONY OF LIFE mostly tells the story of Joel, a corrupt tax collector who’s in desperate need of a swift kick in the pants. But there’s also a cadre of irate marketplace vendors all vying to be the one to deliver the humbling blow; a spunky, young widow who wishes she had more than two pitiful mites to cast into the offering box at the temple treasury; a pair of star-crossed lovers.

Grace's Grove wants to take you far away from it all. Actually, she will take you all the way. And when you ask her to go Skinny Dipping she gladly joins you. Come in, the water is very fine in this eSbAudio Erotica selection.

Lisa, murder victim, is given a second chance at life, provided she goes into battle against the scum of the earth. It's a shame she wasn't also given some clothes, but there's no time to worry about that because too many evil bastards are in need of a good stabbing.

Lola's friend Martine is more than just a little adventurous, and when Martine gets the idea to break into the college's swimming pool after hours for some moonlight skinny dipping, Lola reluctantly goes ahead with the plan. She expected it to be a bit thrilling, but she certainly didn't expect Martine would kiss her! A little bit of college craziness turns into a first lesbian sex experience, and that's not it. When a man suddenly shows up, it turns into a crazy menage a trois complete with rough sex!

Marilee is amazed that Kendall doesn't react with jealousy when she accidentally admits to her best friend that she's attracted to Daryl, Kendall's boyfriend. Instead, Kendall invites her to skinny dip at the summer camp's lake. It's not as rosy of a picture as Marilee thinks though, because they'll do a lot more than just swim. Before the night is out, Marilee will endure a vicious spanking, forced first lesbian sex, and a very, very rough first anal sex experience at the hands of Daryl!