We’re back and we’ve got Double or Nothing Senioritis baybee! We learn some new pertinent facts about Darby’s corporate BDSM contract with Tony, Chantilly Lace Thighs Kylo Reilly has got Mox’s number, Cope finally gives the girls what they want, and Jericho should become a lighthouse keeper. Also we saw Swerve’s butt. Hey everyone? Gratitude moment.

(0:00) Chit Chat Time

(12:22) Men’s Title Scene!

(35:52) Ospreay and the Death Riders

(1:04:25) Men’s Tag Team Scene!

(1:21:26) Stadium Stampede

(1:43:11) Women’s Division

(1:47:20) Swerve and Bandido

It was a somewhat boring week in AEW, but don't you worry, we found things to discuss! There's Darby's title reign (which rules) and his beautiful insistence on MJF offering up his hair plugs as collateral for a title shot. We popped 30 boners over Moxley's seduction of Will Ospreay (that's right: ten each), and after horning out for awhile you can hear us painfully, carefully try to imagine what the storyline looks like for those without eyes to see. Statlander shoved Shida up against a wall, which begs the question: are we booking AEW right now? We'll look as deeply into your eyes as Speedball looks into his husband Kevin Knight's eyes - that is, if you can stand it!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:25) Ted Turner tribute

(21:04) Men’s World Title Scene

(38:16) MoxOppspreay

(1:17:44) Women’s Division

(1:24:48) Men’s Tag Title scene

(1:39:44) Grab Bag: Man Check-Ins

Big Anne was taken of commission this week, and so Friend of the Pod Mike Meginnis stepped in to save the day! There was a lot to cover this week--Darby came down from the sky like the itsy-bitsy spider, Shida's causing trouble, The Tag Team Street Fight Retirement I Quit Match is insanely overegged, and Mox and Ospreay were getting into stufff so demented we needed new vocabulary. Did we lose our minds a little? OK, how you know?

(0:00) Chit-Chat Time

(13:00) Men’s Title Scene

(51:50) Mox and Ospreay

(1:15:37) Opps

(1:25:15) Women’s Division

(1:36:29) Tag Team Division

(1:59:42) Mini topics

Tony Khan didn’t Reagan this week, but we tried to keep our spirits up anyway, even if we HAVE tipped over the “Too Many Old Men” threshold. At least quite a few people stood or posed weirdly, we got to discuss who’s a good bottom (normal wrestling term), and got to view the Death Riders spiriting Will Ospreay away to their dungeon! Plus, how many Dogs are there? We’re down a dog!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:30) Men’s World Title Scene

(52:16) Moxley and Ospreay

(1:06:43) Men’s Tag Titles

(1:24:24) Women’s Division

(1:33:10) Chris Jericho

(1:36:42) Hook

This week's Dynamite was Tunnel Talk's PERFECT episode. We saw so many perfectly absurd things, we were on the moon! From Darby's breathless sobbing promo to Kenny's Big Soliloquy to Thekla's dirtbag catcalling Renee, it was an episode meant for us! Plus Jericho's pants are bigger than the whole sky, Takeshtakada are having a blast clowning, and FTR sucks wind. What a week!

(0:00) Chit Chat Time

(8:47) Title Scene

(45:02) Ospreay Kenny and Mox

(1:11:49) Women’s Division

(1:23:10) Jericho

(1:29:37) YB vs Takeshtakada

(1:40 :46) C&C and FTR

Are you ready for another Tunnel Talk episode that will be jossed mere hours after it comes out by another one of Tony Khan’s PPVs? Well, have I got the episode for you! We talk everything important in AEW running up to the show: Moxley giving us the thesis statement of a PPV about identity and self-determination; Will Ospreay’s friends who go to another school; MJF’s title reign overall and of course the State of Kenny’s Tummy. Plus, Thekla says the most evilly horny things to Lexy Nair that we’ve ever heard, our beautiful blue-eyed boy Chris Jericho is gonna have a fun feud with Ricochet, and Darby discovers interiority!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(13:23) Death Riders and Will Ospreay

(34:40) MJF and Kenny Omega

(58:07) Women’s Division

(1:05:00) Chris Jericho and Ricochet

(1:19:33) FTR and Cope and Christian

(1:29:41) Don Callis Family Mega Segment

Chris Jericho is back and we REALLY needed that. Welcome home Big J! Plus Kenny and MJF had their big showdown and it was...weird, cadencewise. And DON'T talk to us about jingoism. Darby's trying to catch sight of the face of God, apparently and Mox is being beautifully condescending to Will Opsreay who just can't get it together. And Thekla? She's a lunatic. Join us!

(0:00) Chit chat time

(13:33) Jericho Returns!

(25:30) Kenny and MJF

(39:38) Darby

(51:43) Cope and Christian

(59:03) Mox and Ospreay

(1:17:18) Women’s Division

It's the moment everyone's all been waiting for — that's right, it's the finals of the B2 BEST BODIES TOURNAMENT! But first, your girls go through the week in AEW, from MJF's cartooning to Kenny Omega's cartooning in response, from Will Ospreay's attempt at parenting Jon Moxley to Moxley's far superior attempt at parenting Ospreay. Plus, ChrisnChristian are at it again, Darby makes his case for being the most dangerous man at AEW (because he IS a danger to himself), Lio Rush has a new gimmick and is Roddy gonna turn on OC??? All this and more this week on Tunnel Talk!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(10:39) Swerve, Kenny, and MJF

(33:47) Men’s Tag Titles

(41:45) Darby and the Don Callis Family

(57:46) Conglomeration and THE DOGS

(1:04:11) Lio Rush

(1:11:22) Moxley and Ospreay

(1:20:32) Best Bodies Tournament finals