It was a somewhat boring week in AEW, but don't you worry, we found things to discuss! There's Darby's title reign (which rules) and his beautiful insistence on MJF offering up his hair plugs as collateral for a title shot. We popped 30 boners over Moxley's seduction of Will Ospreay (that's right: ten each), and after horning out for awhile you can hear us painfully, carefully try to imagine what the storyline looks like for those without eyes to see. Statlander shoved Shida up against a wall, which begs the question: are we booking AEW right now? We'll look as deeply into your eyes as Speedball looks into his husband Kevin Knight's eyes - that is, if you can stand it!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:25) Ted Turner tribute

(21:04) Men’s World Title Scene

(38:16) MoxOppspreay

(1:17:44) Women’s Division

(1:24:48) Men’s Tag Title scene

(1:39:44) Grab Bag: Man Check-Ins

Big Anne was taken of commission this week, and so Friend of the Pod Mike Meginnis stepped in to save the day! There was a lot to cover this week--Darby came down from the sky like the itsy-bitsy spider, Shida's causing trouble, The Tag Team Street Fight Retirement I Quit Match is insanely overegged, and Mox and Ospreay were getting into stufff so demented we needed new vocabulary. Did we lose our minds a little? OK, how you know?

(0:00) Chit-Chat Time

(13:00) Men’s Title Scene

(51:50) Mox and Ospreay

(1:15:37) Opps

(1:25:15) Women’s Division

(1:36:29) Tag Team Division

(1:59:42) Mini topics

Tony Khan didn’t Reagan this week, but we tried to keep our spirits up anyway, even if we HAVE tipped over the “Too Many Old Men” threshold. At least quite a few people stood or posed weirdly, we got to discuss who’s a good bottom (normal wrestling term), and got to view the Death Riders spiriting Will Ospreay away to their dungeon! Plus, how many Dogs are there? We’re down a dog!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:30) Men’s World Title Scene

(52:16) Moxley and Ospreay

(1:06:43) Men’s Tag Titles

(1:24:24) Women’s Division

(1:33:10) Chris Jericho

(1:36:42) Hook