We are in the middle of some weird astrology and wanted to bring you an update moving into the second half of 2026. This week, we dive into Chiron’s move into Taurus, the internet’s obsession with the so-called “golden basket,” and why Uranus in Gemini has everyone talking louder and digging their heels in. Plus, asking the big question: in a deeply divided world, is it still possible to find common ground?What do you think?

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If your brain has felt weird lately, this episode is probably for you.

Ursula and Elli unpack the psychological exhaustion of living in a hyperconnected world where your nervous system never fully powers down. They talk cognitive dissonance, doomscrolling, trauma loops, overstimulation, dissociation, existential dread, and the strange ways people try to feel human again when everything starts feeling artificial.

This one feels like sitting on the kitchen floor at 1am trying to explain to your friend why your brain suddenly cannot process reality anymore. Equal parts funny, unhinged, self aware, and painfully relatable. Plus holographic stickers, tattoo therapy, and one truly devastating Comic Sans experience.

Pleasure isn’t just about sex. It’s about safety, creativity, desire, and feeling at home in your body.

In this episode, we talk bisexual awakening, trauma, hypersexuality and asexuality swings, kink exploration, and the astrology of pleasure through the 5th house, Saturn, and Mars. We close with a powerful energy healing that left us feeling lit up and blissed out. If you’ve felt numb, blocked, or disconnected from joy, this one is for you.

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In this unhinged episode, Elli and Ursula celebrate feminine friendship with heart-shaped brownies, a spontaneous sex shop field trip, and a deep dive into why pleasure is a spiritual practice. They unpack the real origins of Galentine’s Day, swap brutally honest love reading stories, and pull tarot cards that refuse to sugarcoat the truth. From the reversed Eight of Swords to Death and Judgment, this conversation goes straight into shadow work, desire, and what it actually means to embrace your inner vampire.

Beneath the thrill-seeking and chaos, there’s something real here about healing, embodiment, sexuality, heartbreak, and learning how to feel good in your own skin again.

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In this episode, we explore grief and how to exist in a tumultuous world.

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We sit down to talk through the 2026 astrology forecast the only way we know how: juice in hand, plushies nearby, tarot cards out, and zero interest in making the future sound scarier than it needs to be.

We start light, new juicer updates, accidental vampire energy, skincare wins, and a very serious discussion about Japanese plushies and Squishmallow loyalty. From there, we slide into wish spells, aesthetics, and how to actually work with ritual timing without turning it into a performance.

Then we get into what 2026 is really bringing. This year feels different. Softer. Less punishing. After years of intensity, the energy shifts toward rest, honesty, and being more fully yourself. We talk major 2026 astrology themes, including rare Kazemi transits, the Cancer full moon, and why your nervous system deserves as much attention as your goals.

Elli pulls tarot for the months ahead, mapping February through July with themes of stability, sudden change, intuition spikes, and emotional grounding. We layer that with the big astrological moments, Uranus moving direct, eclipses, Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Neptune changing signs, and the long Saturn Neptune story about blending vision with discipline.

This episode is part forecast, part friend hang, part gentle recalibration for the year ahead. If you want an astrology podcast that tells the truth without pressure, fear, or pretending we have it all figured out, this one is for you.

Listen in, pull your own cards if you want, and let us know what you’re most curious about for 2026. And make sure you follow the show, we drop new episodes every Thursday.