Episodes

  • WHY DOES MY BIRTH CHART SAY I'M PREGNANT?? (SAGITTARIUS READING)
    Jun 3 2026

    Hey Daughters! ✨

    I have a very very cool episode for you this week, just in time for the Sag Moon! My first virtual guest, Kaitlyn, gives me a live reading of my birth chart. And girl I’m a Sagittarius, so you knowww I was eating up every word. If you’ve ever been curious about Astrology and want to dip your toes in, this is episode for you. But honestly, even if you’re already super deep, it’s also the episode for you. It’s like if your fav pop culture girly and most knowledgeable spiritual baddie had a baby. Enjoy and manifest queens! 🙏🏻

    Reach out to Kaitlyn to work with her: thesolarsage@outlook.com

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    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES
    May 25 2026

    Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine).

    I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy!

    Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI

    Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/

    Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast

    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/

    0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2

    0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector)

    3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong

    8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry)

    16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target.

    21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional

    23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery)

    24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text

    27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall

    30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her)

    32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later.

    34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93

    39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma"

    41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went

    44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up

    47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen)

    52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It)

    1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show

    1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • READING YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD STORIES
    May 18 2026

    Hey Daughters! ✨

    Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

    Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc

    Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/

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    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/

    Chapters

    0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

    2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

    5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

    8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

    10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

    13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

    17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

    21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

    22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

    25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

    27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

    28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

    31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

    33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

    38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

    41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

    46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

    48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

    54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

    1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

    1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • WHO WON MET GALA 2026 FASHION? (STYLIST REACTS)
    May 11 2026

    Hey daughters!! 💖 On this episode, we SLAY OR NAY the most talked about Met Gala 2026 looks. Our guest this week, Kassi Reyna, an NYC-based stylist + consultant, breaks down everything from Met Gala theme to dress code, because they are 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 the same thing. As always, enjoy the hot takes and keep diva-ing, daughters.

    TELL US YOUR EMBARRASING CHILDHOOD STORIES (ANONYMOUS): https://forms.gle/gES1K9U8w9fK13Kn8

    Follow Kassi Reyna:

    https://www.instagram.com/kassi.reyna/

    Follow Kassi's Show, chalk up:

    https://www.instagram.com/chalkupshow/

    Instagram

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    TikTok:

    https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Bailyn's IG:

    https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/

    CHAPTERS:

    0:00 – Welcome To Bailyn Solo Era (Meet Kassi Reyna)

    3:19 – Are You Actually An Eldest Daughter?

    7:51 – Middle Child = Cool Aunt Coded

    9:25 – Sibling Power Rankings: NASA Brother, Renegade Sister

    12:00 – Rama Duwaji, Our Queen Of New York

    13:26 – What Does A Music Stylist Even Do? (Kassi Reyna Explains)

    14:45 – The Tinfoil Gloves Christmas Origin Story

    17:23 – the lowercase email manifesto

    23:57 – Met Gala 2026: Theme vs Dress Code, Stop Confusing Them

    25:25 – Emma Chamberlain Set The Bar Too High

    29:34 – Doechii Brought Tampa To The Met

    31:24 – Beyoncé Got A Nay

    35:32 – Sabrina Carpenter Is Our Paul McCartney

    38:59 – The Tulle Funeral (We Wanted To Love It)

    42:03 – Body As Canvas: The Makeup Artist Won The Night

    43:18 – Bad Bunny: We Thought He Was A Cute Old Man

    47:31 – Kylie Jenner Actually Slayed

    50:14 – Kendall Jenner: Beautiful But Boring

    54:45 – Hailey Bieber + Katy Perry's Helmet Crisis

    57:52 – Gracie Abrams, Forest Elf Energy

    59:50 – Rihanna Skipped The Carpet (Iconic?)

    1:00:55 – Hunter Schaefer's Monet Moment

    1:02:33 – Rachel Sennott Yes, Marc Jacobs No

    1:03:54 – Madonna's Shipwrecked Witch Era (We Allow It)

    1:05:07 – Mimosa Break + Cardi B Lumps & Substance

    1:11:33 – Kassi's New Show "Chalk Up" Is Coming

    1:13:53 – Next Week: Embarrassing Childhood Stories

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • HOW I BECAME A PROFESSIONAL DANCER + CHOREOGRAPHER
    May 4 2026

    hi daughters, tune in for this big announcement...

    Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast

    Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko

    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Chapters

    0:00 Welcome back, daughters

    0:35 Life updates + what we’ve been building

    5:05 Big announcement + episode setup

    8:30 How dance shaped who we are

    12:45 Growing up in competitive dance culture

    18:20 Pressure, discipline, and identity as dancers

    24:10 Choosing different paths (staying vs. stepping away)

    28:21 College era: losing dance & finding it again

    33:00 Joining a contemporary company (weekend double life)

    38:15 Dance team vs. artistry: what actually matters

    44:39 Mid-episode reality check (we’re running out of time lol)

    48:30 Mentorship, teachers, and who changed everything 55:00 Injury, burnout, and physical limits 1:02:30 What dance gave us beyond technique 1:07:00 Women supporting women in creative spaces 1:10:36 Wrapping Bailyn’s story + what’s next 1:11:10 Outro + where to find us

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 WORLD PREMIERE BTS
    Apr 27 2026

    Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we take you through our entire TDWP2 World Premiere experience. Tiana walked the red carpet wearing designer vintage head to toe and art for hair. Bailyn pouted in her trademark pink glam and smokey eye. It was every eldest daughter’s DREAM! Listen to find out all the fun behind the scenes details.

    Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast

    Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko

    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Chapters

    0:00 – Street shoes in the house??

    6:02 – Brooklyn Half Marathon + weekend plans

    12:13 – The mold police and the humidity of it all

    14:15 – Joint life update: Devil Wears Prada 2 Premiere!

    18:04 – Styling for the red carpet and 1950s afro-modernism

    24:02 – Prepping for the premiere in just one week

    27:32 – The "Low Iron Barbie" makeup look

    34:15 – Gaga was there!!

    37:57 – Stanley Tucci appreciation minute

    44:55 – The premiere food was skinny

    51:09 – Ending the night getting catcalled by a taxi driver

    55:01 – Fake it 'til you make it (and goodbye)

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    56 mins
  • POP CULTURE ROUNDUP: COACHELLA 2026
    Apr 20 2026

    Hi Daughters! On this episode we’re serving up the Coachella 2026 tea. Sabrina ate, Vanessa Hudgens is forever our queen of Coachella + more! Plus, a full KATSEYE & Popstar Academy deep dive (Manon… we need answers), and along the way we get into NY Bridal Fashion Week, Bailyn’s Home Exchange vacay, Tiana's renovation era, the building manager from hell who broke Tiana’s freezer, and the comment that called us too loud. Spoiler, we're not piping down ✨

    Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast

    Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko

    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Chapters

    0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

    0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

    9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

    11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

    22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

    24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

    35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

    43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

    50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

    57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

    63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

    66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

    69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

    80:58 – Love you, daughters

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    59 mins
  • FAVORITE TV OF ALL TIME
    Apr 13 2026

    Hi Daughters! As eldest daughters, we have watched A LOT of tv. Who else was gonna keep a pulse on culture in the house?? We have seen it all! Reality, drama, sci-fi, vampires, time travel… here are our fav tv shows of all time!!✨

    Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast

    Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele

    Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko

    TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast

    Chapters

    0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

    0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

    9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

    11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

    22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

    24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

    35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

    43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

    50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

    57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

    63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

    66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

    69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

    80:58 – Love you, daughters

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    1 hr and 22 mins