Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine).

I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy!

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0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2

0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector)

3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong

8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry)

16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target.

21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional

23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery)

24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text

27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall

30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her)

32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later.

34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93

39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma"

41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went

44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up

47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen)

52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It)

1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show

1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

Hey Daughters! ✨

Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

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Chapters

0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)

Hey daughters!! 💖 On this episode, we SLAY OR NAY the most talked about Met Gala 2026 looks. Our guest this week, Kassi Reyna, an NYC-based stylist + consultant, breaks down everything from Met Gala theme to dress code, because they are 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 the same thing. As always, enjoy the hot takes and keep diva-ing, daughters.

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CHAPTERS:

0:00 – Welcome To Bailyn Solo Era (Meet Kassi Reyna)

3:19 – Are You Actually An Eldest Daughter?

7:51 – Middle Child = Cool Aunt Coded

9:25 – Sibling Power Rankings: NASA Brother, Renegade Sister

12:00 – Rama Duwaji, Our Queen Of New York

13:26 – What Does A Music Stylist Even Do? (Kassi Reyna Explains)

14:45 – The Tinfoil Gloves Christmas Origin Story

17:23 – the lowercase email manifesto

23:57 – Met Gala 2026: Theme vs Dress Code, Stop Confusing Them

25:25 – Emma Chamberlain Set The Bar Too High

29:34 – Doechii Brought Tampa To The Met

31:24 – Beyoncé Got A Nay

35:32 – Sabrina Carpenter Is Our Paul McCartney

38:59 – The Tulle Funeral (We Wanted To Love It)

42:03 – Body As Canvas: The Makeup Artist Won The Night

43:18 – Bad Bunny: We Thought He Was A Cute Old Man

47:31 – Kylie Jenner Actually Slayed

50:14 – Kendall Jenner: Beautiful But Boring

54:45 – Hailey Bieber + Katy Perry's Helmet Crisis

57:52 – Gracie Abrams, Forest Elf Energy

59:50 – Rihanna Skipped The Carpet (Iconic?)

1:00:55 – Hunter Schaefer's Monet Moment

1:02:33 – Rachel Sennott Yes, Marc Jacobs No

1:03:54 – Madonna's Shipwrecked Witch Era (We Allow It)

1:05:07 – Mimosa Break + Cardi B Lumps & Substance

1:11:33 – Kassi's New Show "Chalk Up" Is Coming

1:13:53 – Next Week: Embarrassing Childhood Stories