Hey Daughters! ✨

Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc

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Chapters

0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)