Memoirs of a Gym Rat cover art

Memoirs of a Gym Rat

Sex, Drugs, and Barbell Curls: A Hilarious Survival Guide to the Health Club Industry.

 Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends December 16, 2025 11:59pm GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Memoirs of a Gym Rat

By: Max Hawthorne
Narrated by: Zac Aleman
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends December 16, 2025 11:59pm GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £18.99

Buy Now for £18.99

Only £0.99 a month for the first 3 months. Pay £0.99 for the first 3 months, and £8.99/month thereafter. Renews automatically. Terms apply. Start my membership

About this listen

Max Hawthorne’s raunchy, revealing memoir is certain to induce bouts of calorie-burning laughter, embarrassed grins, and re-considerations of one’s gym membership. A smutty and enjoyable exposé of life behind health club doors, Memoirs of a Gym Rat is both a scandalizing and edifying listen. Find out all about the sex, drugs, and barbell curls that are on fitness regimens in this rare look at the scandalous culture that runs rampant in health clubs. With raw honesty and twisted wit, Hawthorne bares all the dirty little secrets that will leave you spent from laughter, while helping you keep your fitness goals (and sanity) on track.

©2013 Far From The Tree Press, LLC (P)2019 Far From The Tree Press, LLC Literature & Fiction Satire Physical Exercise Comedy Memoir Health

Listeners also enjoyed...

 Behind Gym Doors cover art
On the Clock cover art
Levi's Legend cover art
Chronicles of a Fashion Buyer cover art
You Get What You Pitch For cover art
All in Startup cover art
Cryptid Assassin Boxed Set cover art
Hit Me! cover art
Felt Hopper: Vegas cover art
Sanctioned cover art
The Pink Panther Clique cover art
Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book cover art
Born to Steal cover art
Damn! Why Did I Write This Book? cover art
Anything for a Hit cover art
Tod Is God cover art
All stars
Most relevant
The book presents a different perspective to the traditional view on gyms and PT, overall entertaining - although “too” honest at times...

Entertaining

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A lighthearted review of a young guy's life and experiences working in Gyms.
If he pulled just 10 perecent of the stunts he did in the US, in the UK, I doubt very much he would be living to tell the tale. Shows the tolerance US consumers and co workers have.
Made me laugh and also want to punch him from time to time, even if he makes him self out to be a semi tough guy.
I listen to it when commuting to and from the gym for amusement.

Entertaining

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.