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Fashionably Dead and Wed Audiobook

Fashionably Dead and Wed

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I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?

You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.

©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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  • Cheri
    Waverly Hall, Ga.
    08/12/16
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    "Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?"

    Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling chemistry and love. They crack me up with Astrid's colorful vocabulary and Ethan's willingness to play along with Astrid's sexy but hilarious games.

    Jessica has really out done herself with this performance! She flawlessly delivers on all the characters, demons, angels, and vampires! Her performance really made this story entertaining and AWESOME! I loved both the story and performance!

    Oh Robyn, I hope you don't keep us waiting long for the next addition to the series! I'm so looking forward to more Astrid, Ethan and Samuel.

    9 of 10 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    11/12/16
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    "love all of her books!!!"

    If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • RandomReader
    03/01/17
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    "LOVE THIS SERIES😍"

    Robyn Peterman & Jessica Almasy are a one click author/narrator combo for me. Thanks for such a great series. If you like Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones, et al...check this series out you will not regret it!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Kim
    Smyrna, TN
    20/12/16
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    "Great series"

    Love how they make me laugh Cute story line. Highly recommend the entire series The narrator does a great job

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • K. Liguori
    RIVERDALE, NEW YORK United States
    14/12/16
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    "Omg Astrid and Ethan get married not with out craziness"

    Loved this story so upset it's over, laughed my ass off. Love that all the characters come to life for their wedding. Great book awesome author!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • LaurelOlivia
    Carlsbad, ca, United States
    01/08/17
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    "Not for me"
    What would have made Fashionably Dead and Wed better?

    It seemed a pre teen book aside from very adult language.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Robyn Peterman again?

    I doubt it. I think there are many readers that would like it.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    I found her annoying. I think other people might like her, she sounds like the Sookie books.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    It might have been cute if the voice was different.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Paresh
    31/07/17
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    "Asterid and Ethan... couple made in the heaven"

    I have loved the whole series and actually feel so sad that there is only one book left. Jessica is so good.. she brings the characters to life and the story is something that makes you fall I love again and again and again... I just love this series

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Deborah Boyd
    20/07/17
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    "Hilarious and very sweet"

    This book is awesome. It is very funny and so very sweet. There is no where near as much sex as the previous books (there is sex but it is not described in detail as in the other book which was a bit of a shame😉but it is still a great read.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rowan
    Lower Burrell, PA, United States
    18/07/17
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    "Thank you for the laughter!"

    I love these books! I laugh out loud at inappropriate times just because I remembered something. (Usually involving Martha and Jane!) This book did not disappoint! Bravo as always!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Karlyn Keller
    16/07/17
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    "Cute follow up"

    I purchased this on sale as I read through books so quickly. I thought I'd read another in the series and was right. I'm not disappointed that I added this to my finished pile.

    It was fun and irreverent. Not for the faint of heart due to language and sex, but not so much of that to distract from the story. I found the story line cute and enjoyed reading. The interwoven story of heaven and hell as well as characters from the first book made this a fun read.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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