The Canadians are at it again. A recent NationalPost.com headline reads, "Your porn is not Canadian enough." The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission is demanding that a few of the erotic channels based in Toronto use more Canadian-made porno and include more Canadian-themed content. Just exactly what that would entail sounds interesting.

Next, the Conservative Political Action Conference, known as CPAC, is attended by many staunch political types who, it turns out, are also looking for some kinky one-night stands. After listening to fiery speeches from favorite conservatives on the convention floor, it seems the next most popular activity is finding anonymous gay sex. Susie reads from some Craigslist ads, and boy-oh-boy there was some sinning happening at the recent CPAC.

Finally, Susie is thrilled to announce that three audiobooks she produced are finalists for the Audie Awards. The Audies are the audiobook industry's most prestigious honor, and just like the Oscars or the Grammies, there are a few picks in various categories. Then, on the award night, one ultimate Audiobook of the Year is announced. Susie's nominated books are: Carries Story, The Invisible Heart: An Economics Romance, and The Killer Wore Leather: A Mystery. Good luck, Susie!

Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 609, March 28, 2014]

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