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Equal Rites

Discworld, Book 3

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Equal Rites

By: Terry Pratchett
Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
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Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before

The audiobook of Equal Rites is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.

'They say that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.'

Everybody knows there's no such thing as a female wizard. So when the wizard Drum Billet accidentally passes on his staff of power to an eighth daughter of an eighth son, a girl called Eskarina (Esk, for short), the misogynistic world of wizardry wants nothing to do with her.

Thankfully Granny Weatherwax, the Discworld's most famous witch, has plenty of experience ignoring the status quo. With Granny's help, Esk sneaks her way into the magical Unseen University and befriends apprentice wizard Simon.

But power is unpredictable, and these bright young students soon find themselves in a whole new dimension of trouble. Let the battle of the sexes begin...

'If you've never read a Discworld novel, what's the matter with you?' Guardian

'Pratchett uses his other world to hold up a distorting mirror to our own' The Times

Equal Rites is the first book in the Witches series, but you can listen to the Discworld novels in any order.

The first book in the Discworld series -
The Colour of Magic - was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.

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Like Wyrd Sisters, this is equally 'spell binding' with its brilliant plots, excellent presentation and just addictive.

Yet to hear a Disc World book that isn't just immense and these new readings are vastly superior to the already entertaining originals.

Very, very, very highly recommended.

The modern retelling are superior.

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I've always enjoyed Equal Rites; one of Terry Pratchett's best books. This particular telling of it was excellent!

Wonderful Performance

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I'm a long time fan of the Discworld and Pterry, it's a thrill to listen to such talented people bringing it to life! I did enjoy my trip to the ramtops and then ankh morpork and the unseen University. 100% would recommend to all listeners but especially Discworld Travellers!

Travel to the Discworld with Eske

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This was an absolute joy. Indira Varma is one of the best narrators out there, and Equal Rites is perhaps the most entertaining Disc World book I've read so far.

favorite quote: the problem with wizards is that they all want to change the world. They never think about leaving the world as it is, and changing the people.

favorite Disc World book

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I couldn't love this book more, it's brilliant! I enjoyed the previous two as well but this one is my absolute favourite so far!

So far my favourite of this series.

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I have all the unabridged audio books with Stephen Briggs, Nigel Planer and Tony Robinson but I was missing this one and Wyred sister because of the female narrator. I have tried but in the end I gave up listening them then.
I was really curious, once the new books were out, how the new narrator would sound and sceptic, because it is again one of the female persuasion.
And I was surprised, in a good way. First, if you are used to the voices of Granny and Nanny by Stephen Briggs, they sound a bit strange and, at least I, had to get used to it. Now I just love those newly narrated audio books as I love many other books of the discworld.

A new approach with a new narrator

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The narration detracts from the story for me. Story is everything. Such a shame considering the actors are such high calibre and imaginatively resourceful. In needed much more thought about how to use them.

Narration

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Loveable characters! Narrator did an excellent job with the voice acting. Loved the romantic development between main characters.

Lively and Witty

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Very interesting story with an important message behind it, which is brought to life by the excellent narrator(s). I highly recommended this listen.

Excellent narrators, nice story

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The narrater is just perfect for this book, she really does a brilliant job of performing the characters so well and really makes you laugh out loud. Which is exactly what you should be doing in a Discworld novel. The book is a very simple premise but told so well you can't help but enjoy it.

The narrater captures the essence of Pratchett

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