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A History of Britain in Ten Enemies

By: Terry Deary
Narrated by: Toby Longworth
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Brought to you by Penguin.

A ridiculously funny history of Britain for adults from the multimillion-copy bestselling author of the
Horrible Histories, perfect for fans of Unruly by David Mitchell.

Ah, Britain. So special. The greatest nation on earth, some say. And we did it all on our own. Didn’t we?

As it happens Britannia got its name from the Romans, and for the past two centuries we have been ruled by Germans. As Horrible Histories author Terry Deary argues, nations and their leaders are defined by the enemies they make.

- Elizabeth I would count as a minor royal without the Spanish Armada
- Without the Nazis, Churchill would be remembered as an opposition windbag
- The surprisingly sadistic Boudica would be forgotten if it weren't for the Roman Ninth Legion


And after all, every nation sometimes needs a bit of unifying Blitz spirit (although in an ideal world, we wouldn’t have accidentally let Corporal Hitler go in the first place).

The British have a proud history of choosing their enemies, from the Romans to the Germans. You might even say those enemies made Britain what it is today...

A History of Britain in Ten Enemies is a witty, whistlestop tour of British history that will have you laughing as you find out what they didn't teach you in school.

'If you could take just one history book to a desert island, this would be it. Laugh out loud funny... Pure joy'
Conn Iggulden

'Ram-packed with mind-blowing facts, hilarious characters, and little-known tales' Dan Schreiber

'Playful, cheeky, and very clever, this is a book for anyone who ever wished there was a Horrible Histories for grown-ups' Kate Lister

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Great book, it’s shows how stupid our history is. It shows that we haven’t changed after all these years and that we should be better. Great humour and a powerful message at the end. Brilliant Narrator I have listened to many of the books he has read. 5 out of 5.

Great book

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I didn't grow up with the Horrible Histories, so I'm not entirely sure how reminiscent reading this book is for someone who did. I mainly read the book on account of having greatly enjoyed David Mitchell's "Unruly" and wanting to check out something in the same vein.

It's darkly humorous, and enjoyably tongue in cheek although I'm not entirely sure about the historical factuality throughout. It's enjoyable, it opens up to more questions that you can explore and has an ultimately positive goal of showing how we're ultimately brought together by what we have in common instead of what divides us.

Darkly Humorous

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generally speaking I really enjoyed the book, some faint words of patronising jabs but overall really good, up until the last 10 minutes, at which point the author goes on a bit of a political rant, and for me (despite agreeing with several points) soured the book as a whole.

So Close

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The actual history as interesting. Need to look past the author’s woke agenda and dislike for Britain

Was a snapshot of British history

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Read the book & purchased the audio book. Fabulous read / listen. Very entertaining and informative.

Fabulous.

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