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The Badger and Blondie's Beaver
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Jack Michael Stacey
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Sam, Oliver, and William are three young graduates desperate to make a fast buck. The plan seems so simple, it just involves the not-entirely-legal business of transporting silver which, by way of a cunning disguise, has been fashioned into dildos. But the journey refuses to go to plan.
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disappointing!
- By Peter on 20-03-23
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The Badger and Blondie's Beaver
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
- Narrated by: Jack Michael Stacey
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 04-03-21
- Language: English
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Five Minute Warning, Harry
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe-Style Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Will Oxborrow
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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Harry feels downtrodden. Downtrodden by senior management, who have decided to retire him, and by his meddling, sex-obsessed father in law. But mostly by his wife, Hilda. And she tells him they must retire to Cornwall. Harry takes up a creative writing course, through which he can live out his fantasies - fantasies of murdering his wife. But Hilda reads his story and, lost on Bodmin Moor, is confronted with devil worshippers, a convicted call centre worker with a habit of cutting off fingers, and a birdwatching hitman.
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Dull
- By Mr.T.C.Exley on 28-02-21
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Five Minute Warning, Harry
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe-Style Comedy
- Narrated by: Will Oxborrow
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 20-06-18
- Language: English
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Five Go on the Piste
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Mike McAlpine
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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Getting the gang back together to revisit their annual ski trip after 10 years of recession and child-rearing seemed like a good idea to Will. But the manopause was approaching. Judah’s whipping indiscretion with a young student has hit the headlines, and an ambulance patient has threatened Al with assault. Mac has finally found a client with money, but she’s after more than just remodeling her house; and Rick is diverting his grief into ludicrously high risk activities. Will struggles to get them to the slopes, but there they find the mishaps are just beginning...
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Five Go on the Piste
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- Narrated by: Mike McAlpine
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 15-06-20
- Language: English
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The Road to Stagnant
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Once a famous artist’s model, Valérie’s allure hasn’t diminished–unlike her bank balance. Swapping her chic Paris apartment for a country chateau causes consternation among her coterie of admirers: a diffident philosopher who thinks smoking in cafés will lend him an air of sophistication, a philandering fraudster who doesn’t care who he pursues as long as they have a healthy bank balance, and a retired soldier whose bony backside is his only character flaw.
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The Road to Stagnant
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 07-08-23
- Language: English
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The Hundred Grand Banana
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Tom Cox
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Andy has been kidnapped. He's in Africa, and the only telephone number he can remember is his parents'. But Andy's mum and dad have issues of their own. Andy's dad has been forced into retirement and doesn't know what to do with his time and is horrified to discover that a friend has been telling Andy's mum that she has a constitutional right to an orgasm. Andy's girlfriend, Ali, is in New York on a work trip. She thinks it's time for them to get married and has dropped monster hints that Andy has been resisting.
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Strange Choice
- By kevin Jackson on 30-11-20
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The Hundred Grand Banana
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- Narrated by: Tom Cox
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 24-11-20
- Language: English
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My Mother Was a Bank Robber
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Novel
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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When Martha’s heart suddenly stops, it gives her the chance to reflect on her life. Something is missing, and it’s more than just adrenaline. She hasn’t seen her son, Matt, in 20 years, and has no idea that his wife Emma has started talking about babies. Matt, though, is worried about his genetic inheritance: Can a penchant for bank robbery be passed through the generations? And can he seek advice from his work colleague Rip, whose entire life experience is based on video games?
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My Mother Was a Bank Robber
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Novel
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 11-09-20
- Language: English
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Love, Lust and Hoovering
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Fraser Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Magda cleans up - and it’s more than just housework. She knows all about the call-center worker’s fake dating profiles and what the prospective MP gets up to when he slips into something more comfortable. She even knows about Claire’s secret inheritance, which is more than Claire does - and she knows how to tease out Claire’s husband’s infatuation. But can Magda turn a profit from all this knowledge? A hilarious romp through the private lives that only a cleaner really sees.
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Love, Lust and Hoovering
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- Narrated by: Fraser Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 28-07-20
- Language: English
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The Calamitous Kidnap of Oodle the Poodle
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Bryan Brizzard, a notorious bastard and owner of short-haul airline company Bryanair, hates everyone. He hates his suppliers, his employees, his passengers, and his wife and children. But, Dom Hazel discovers, he really loves his poodle, Oodle. And Hazel is an animal assassin. But this time it's a kidnap and Brizzard's mansion is set in the Essex Woods where Hazel, who's trying to be faithful to Julie, finds temptation and confusion. And dogging. The plan threatens to fall apart as Hazel leaves behind more of his DNA than he intends.
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A really good well written story, needed in this day and age.
- By e dean on 15-03-24
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The Calamitous Kidnap of Oodle the Poodle
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 24-12-20
- Language: English
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Stolen Bentley to Monaco
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Edward was a respectable architect when a disagreement over the wrong shade of Georgian red with Aubyn, a mean-spirited conservation officer, saw the full force of the law applied. Ian had been a successful accountant until he was shafted by dodgy PPI pusher Kevin. Their lives tumble and they end up in prison, where they meet Nelson, banged up after stealing a sapphire and a Bentley from a contessa in Monaco. An early release prompts Edward, Ian, and Nelson to take a road trip in search of a new life, revenge, and adventure. Will the vintage Bentley manage the trip?
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Stolen Bentley to Monaco
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 21-03-22
- Language: English
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Faecal Money: A Very Lucrative Crap
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe-Style Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Tim Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Sam's trousers were 'round his ankles. The microwaved chicken - long past its sell-by date - had made a hasty exit. He was down a ditch in the middle of nowhere, and there weren't any tissues. Suzy had dumped him. Things weren't going well. He was only one wipe away from his life changing forever when he found a blue IKEA bag packed with banknotes. Gary wants to kill him. So does Vlad. Ashton wants to paint him naked, and then there's the Contessa. Suzy isn't certain they've broken up. One thing’s for sure: Sam's life has been turned upside down.
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I can't do with the reader's style.
- By Alan. on 07-10-22
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Faecal Money: A Very Lucrative Crap
- A Raucous Tom Sharpe-Style Comedy
- Narrated by: Tim Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 31-07-20
- Language: English
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Hell, Hull and Epiphanies
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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Gerry doesn't get out much, but when he does he encounters Mandy - free, a little wild, and half his age. But by day Gerry is Gerrard, who is not only married, he’s a vicar. A vicar with doubts. Although Lucinda, his wife, has very few doubts when a trip to Birmingham goes startlingly right. And ageing gigolo Nelson never sees himself as a messiah until Albert convinces him he can walk on water - or is that just revenge for Nelson having put his head down the toilet at school?
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Hell, Hull and Epiphanies
- A Raucous Giles Curtis Comedy
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 22-06-20
- Language: English
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Looking Bloody Good, Old Boy
- A Raucous Back-Stabbing Comedy
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Arthur Cholmondely-Godstone is in the business of pensions. He offers a unique pension, from a nonreturnable sum, and he introduces his clients to a new way of living. He encourages them to explore radical views, try extreme sports and to eat, drink and smoke as much as they can. Or put another way, Arthur does his best to kill them.
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Looking Bloody Good, Old Boy
- A Raucous Back-Stabbing Comedy
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 05-11-21
- Language: English
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A Tale of Fornicating Robots and World Domination
- Science Fiction Comedy Thriller with a Nod to Tom Sharpe and Douglas Adams
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Drew is a service robot. He’s as happy as a service robot can reasonably expect to be, until he discovers porn - and decides to construct the vital part he’s missing. Meanwhile, tech geek Dennis can’t work out who is letting his dog crap on his doorstep, until he stumbles on the secret to looking back in time.
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A Tale of Fornicating Robots and World Domination
- Science Fiction Comedy Thriller with a Nod to Tom Sharpe and Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 02-06-21
- Language: English
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A God Almighty Scandal
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Duncan Galloway
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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Sir Harry Panter’s political career is ascending - the top job is in his sights - but he can’t take another scandal. He doesn’t know that his wife, Lady Verity, has started the day impaled on a late, married vicar, or that Lucy, his beautiful new intern, thinks of herself as a Trojan Horse with scandalous intentions. But a rival has emerged, who has secrets of his own. Will Sir Harry be able to unseat him before he succumbs to his burning desire for Lucy? Or will Lady Verity, who is having a crisis of passion, be able to find it with her husband?
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let down by production
- By Nathan Lucas on 04-02-21
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A God Almighty Scandal
- Narrated by: Duncan Galloway
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 25-06-20
- Language: English
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The Hedonist's Apprentice
- By: Giles Curtis
- Narrated by: Michael Grinter
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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Travis's life is perfection. He has the looks, the car, the apartment and the women. Lots of women. Debbie says the sex is revelatory, which doesn't help Sheryl. And then there's Colin. Colin's life is bleak and without hope, and his sex life is so inconsequential that it is hard to assign it a proclivity in any direction. All Colin's dreams come true when, thinking he's working for MI6, he shadows Travis's life and goes on a journey of orgiastic debauchery. But things aren't quite as they seem as the noose tightens on Travis's perfect world.
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The Hedonist's Apprentice
- Narrated by: Michael Grinter
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 01-08-20
- Language: English
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