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On the first day of school, Max’s alarm goes off bright and early. But he is not ready to get back into the routine of a new school year, especially not with all the dangers he has to face. First, he has to get ready and get out the door before Mom hits 10 on her stress-o-meter and goes nuclear. Then, he has to avoid the Tar Pit of Filmore Middle School and the school’s biggest bully Bart Johnson.

Torren has been plagued with unresolved and haunting dreams since birth. Since his father’s mysterious death four years ago, the dreams have been more intense and sequential. Leading him to question his heritage and purpose. With roots and blood lineage leading directly back to an ancient Norse warrior order, known as the “Varg”, the stage is set for a showdown between an unanswered 2000-year-old vendetta and an age-old nemesis that needs to answer for crimes both here on earth and in the realm of Asgard.

Summer camp is one of the cruelest tortures parents can inflict on their children. At least that’s how Max feels when he is sent off to Camp Wedgiehaha. For two weeks, he and his best friend, Sam, will be stuck in the middle of the wilderness with Bart Johnson, the bully of Filmore Middle School. They have to find a way to survive swarms of biting insects, practical jokes, and a wedgie war if they are every going return to civilization and their video games again.

School’s out! But that doesn’t mean it’s the end of the school year for Max and his best friend Sam. It just means that Filmore Middle School is closing because of the Covid-19 flu pandemic. Max will be quarantined at home for “an indefinite amount of time”. Instead of having fun outsmarting the school’s bully, he will be adapting to online classes, crazy family meetings, and using dad's hilarious downstairs toilet.

In the new and changed world, where everyone is working remotely, it's essential you have a guide on how to work from home effectively as a writer and be on the top of your game, making thousands of dollars either as a professional writer or just starting out as a new writer. This book is for leaders committed to building a great remote writing business, but who don’t have time or know where to start.

When it comes to your business travel, we all know that this comes right out of your bottom line, but in order to keep good customer relations, this is something that you must do. One of the most common things to do is to hire a business travel manager to handle all your business travel arrangements.

Dividend investing is an excellent source of generating passive income, and that’s precisely what Dividend Investing: The Beginners Guide to Create Passive Income and Achieve Financial Freedom with Stocks is all about. This book contains proven strategies to create massive wealth with dividend stocks and by building a sustainable passive income over time.

Roger is a chicken who lives on Farmer Jimmy’s farm. He loves to hang around the chicken coop and dream about adventures. One day, Roger tells his friend Barry the duck about a book he had read about ninjas. Roger is enthralled by the book and wonders if chickens can become ninjas, too. Before long, Roger and Barry have used costumes from their dressing-up box and are stealthily sneaking up on Farmer Jimmy. But can a chicken and a duck manage to emulate their ninja heroes?

Bohunk’s Redemption is a riveting and unique recovery memoir unlike any other! Told through the humorous and straightforward lens of a psychiatrist and attorney, 40 years clean and sober in Alcoholics Anonymous. This highly entertaining memoir will leave you in awe of how one man simply survived, let alone ultimately prevailed, against all odds.

This is the best book ever written, a rollicking work of satire hopping literary genres every few minutes to deliver loving literary barbs. Romance, literary fiction, zombies, fantasy, vampires, mystery, thrillers, nothing is safe! Framed by a narrator gradually losing his mind as he strives to write the Definitive American Best-Seller, this book is as much fun as the law allows.

Before we begin, let me tell you it is illegal to be overweight. Still with me? Good, now not only is it illegal to be overweight, but now all fast and junk food has been outlawed. If you are between the ages of eight and 29, and not following the law, you will be sent to a government run weight-loss camp. Trust me, this is not a camp you want to go to. Twins Jenn and Will have been hiding very well, they grew up in a state run facility and ran away before anyone could send them to camp. Unfortunately, they could only run for so long. They have been caught and sent to camp.

Becoming a Thane - an elite rebel spy trained to deceive, manipulate, and kill - was Timothy’s life. Then, in a moment, he lost everything. Now Timothy fights for survival and revenge in the Huctan death rings. When his recklessness and skill take him all the way to the Huctan capitol, he finds himself enmeshed in a deadly game of lies and deception. While his brother leads a last rebellion in Botan, Timothy must rub shoulders with the Huctan princess, match wits with the man who betrayed his country, and navigate the plots and tests of loyalty that could decide the fate of his nation.

In Eat Like a Local: Mackinac Island, Marisa McCormick shares the inside scoop for travelers preparing the vacation of their dreams at Michigan’s crown jewel: Mackinac Island. Culinary tourism is an important aspect of any travel experience. Food has the ability to tell you a story of a destination, its landscapes, and culture on a single plate. Most food guides tell you how to eat like a tourist. Although there is nothing wrong with that, as part of the Eat Like a Local series, this book will give you a food guide from someone who has lived at your next culinary destination.

Become a fire-breather! Your personal success is literally in your hands! Release Your Inner Dragon is about focusing your mind. How do you really get tuned in-tapped in-turned on? Become "obsessed with your goal!"

Mysia, a young woman, leads a monochromatic life that, step by step, will become increasingly tinged with black, a black that knows sadness, fear, mourning. And in an escalation of violence, when the situation seems to become irreparable, impossible to bear, it will seem as if there is only one solution. But life is sometimes able to surprise us, and although this will not represent a fair reward for the wrongs suffered, perhaps over time it will be able to mitigate the memories, cushioning sharp edges and opening a glimmer of light. Every one of us deserves a life in color.

Karen had grown up living a normal life. She had a great job, a loving family, and amazing friends. But there was always something about Karen that made her different. Ever since she was a child, Karen has had out-of-body experiences (OBEs). It used to terrify her when she was younger because she didn’t know what they were. She just knew that sometimes her eyes would open, and she would be somewhere else. Soon after, Karen learned of the true nature of these spiritual experiences.

A dark river under the world. An Ibis Mummy with an upside-down head. And the whole of Mumphis in peril…from six talking shoes. Boy Pharaoh Bab Sharkey returns to the magic city of the Animal Mummies. Only this time, he faces the grossest weapon ever devised—a giant mummified moth possessed by the spirit of the Unpharaoh herself! Can Bab and his smelly friends defeat this ancient evil?

Are you tired of procrastination and lack of motivation holding you back? Stop Being Lazy Affirmations is a powerful guided sleep hypnosis meditation that will help you break free from the grip of laziness and unleash your full potential. Using the transformative techniques of the Law of Attraction, self-hypnosis, and hypnotherapy, this audio program is designed to reprogram your subconscious mind, instilling a strong drive for productivity and success.

The Unpharaoh is resurrected once again–this time in the form of an evil beard! With Bab's pharaoh beard destroyed, he'll have to team up with Prong, Scaler and the Animal Mummies to stop the Unpharaoh once and for all.

A mummified chunk of brain. A Fish Mummy sucked down a garbage chute. And a chamber of purple magic that absorbs people like a sponge! On a rescue mission, boy Pharaoh Bab Sharkey becomes trapped in Egypt's greatest pyramid. What is the terrible truth about the Unpharaoh's past? Can Bab unearth the secrets of the Spongy Void? And will Prong and Scaler be thrown into a mummy museum forever?