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In 2013, Johnny B. Truant and Sean Platt published 1.5 million words and made their full-time livings as indie authors. In Write. Publish. Repeat., they tell you how exactly how they did it: how they created over 15 independent franchises across 50+ published works, how they turned their art into a logical, sustainable business, and how any independent author can do the same to build a sustainable, profitable career with their writing.

Find the missing. Fear the found. Three months have passed since the aliens' arrival, but little has changed in the skies. Motherships still hover, impervious to attack and communication. Spherical shuttles ferry about with unclear intentions. But the abductions of select humans have ended, and most of those taken have been returned—dazed, incoherent, and prophesying glory or doom, but home where they belong. Still, nine seemingly unconnected people remain missing.

Two years after first contact, Astral forces have established their fragile kingdom around the globe. Motherships occupy the cities. Shuttles patrol the lawless outlands. The pacifist class of Astrals known as Titans assist humans in running their alien empire while bloodthirsty Reptar peacekeepers ensure that order is kept. And unseen in the ships above, a third class of visitor calls the shots - the unseen Divinity, worshipped and feared by citizens in equal measure.

They are coming. The countdown has begun. First visible only as blips on a telescope image, the discovery of objects approaching from Jupiter's orbit immediately sets humanity on edge. NASA doesn't even bother to deny the alien ships' existence. The popular Astral space app (broadcasting from the far side of the moon and accessible by anyone with Internet) has already shown the populace what is coming.

Join the adventure through dystopian worlds, to outer planets and into a speculative future. Welcome to the Future Days Anthology. Seventeen authors imagine a future with thrilling tales, starships, unlikely heroes, and exotic aliens, all of which combine to make Future Days a must-listen sci-fi fantasy short story collection.

If you step outside your lane and try something new, the kinds of readers most authors court will never buy it. And then there’s the SPEED of it all: The rules of “Rapid Release” say you have to publish a book every month—at least—or you’ll never survive. Forget about taking a vacation. Time off will let the algorithms forget you. In The Artisan Author, industry veteran Johnny B. Truant offers an alternative to Rapid Release: a new way to succeed as an author without sacrificing your freedom, worrying about competition or AI, or fearing you’ll lose everything when the winds inevitably change.

Cameron Bannister and his group of survivors have endured the fall of their great city and gone searching for what they once believed to be a weapon but found to be something else entirely. It's something that will decide the fate of all humanity - innocent or guilty - if Cameron can summon the will to start the doomsday clock ticking.

With the human race decimated, only a handful of survivors still wander the planet. They've forgotten the Astrals, and they've forgotten their pasts, ready for a fresh start…or at least that's how it was supposed to happen. In a small desert village without memory, the Lightborn labor unseen - while in the Mullah stronghold beyond, Clara fights an old battle to free the minds of mankind. She's come up against a wall. She's fallen into a trap. And now, finally, the walls have begun to crumble.

What they have lost, we must find. The resistance has nearly been wiped out, its numbers reduced to a scant fraction of what they once were. Meyer has fallen. With hope nearly a memory, something must turn the tide of war. A deadly weapon, known only as Thor's Hammer, brings promise of salvation. Now the scattered remnants of the human race must find the device and recover it before the aliens can discover its location. Because if the rampaging Astral forces beat them to the weapon, the fate of Earth will be sealed.

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

The ending has begun. The arrival of a metropolis-sized Astral vessel (the so-called "Eternity ship") sounds the opening bell for the beginning of humanity's end. Judgment is over, and now the Horsemen have come to restart the planet's clock. As the final countdown begins, Meyer and his crew find themselves with only two options: stay in the city and die, or run into the coming apocalypse and take their chances.

Are you looking for a fun and entertaining audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning learners and younger children. It is jam-packed with lots of silly and cheesy knock-knock jokes. This audiobook is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening aloud at home or school.

Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning listeners. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home.

400+ funny jokes for kids! Are you looking for a fun audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? This hilarious audiobook is filled with silly and corny jokes that are guaranteed to bring lots of smiles and giggles to your child's face. With a large assortment of jokes and riddles, everyone will be on the floor laughing!

Are you looking for a hilarious audiobook for kids to keep them happy and entertained? This funny joke book is filled with hundreds of knee-slapping jokes kids will love. Perfect for traveling, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening at home or school with friends or family, this huge bundle contains more than 400 funny and hilarious jokes for kids.

Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this revised collection of Christmas jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke audiobook will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. In this audiobook, you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, and everything Christmas comedy!

Are you looking for a fun audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This audiobook is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms and listening to at home. Warning: This funny joke audiobook will cause you to laugh hysterically!

Johnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this revised collection of cat jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter.

Kids are sure to love these hilarious holiday jokes from the world-renowned jokester and comedian, Johnny B. Laughing! This super silly and funny audiobook is great for children to listen aloud with friends and family. Makes a perfect travel companion and keeps children entertained!

Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes and riddles for kids.