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Only You Can Save Mankind
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Richard Mitchley
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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IF NOT YOU, WHO ELSE? As the mighty alien fleet from the latest computer game thunders across the screen, Johnny prepares to blow them into the usual million pieces. And they send him a message: We surrender. They're not supposed to do that! They're supposed to die. And computer joysticks don't...
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Fun and enjoyable
- By Miss Alison Shipley on 31-05-15
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Only You Can Save Mankind
- Narrated by: Richard Mitchley
- Series: Johnny Maxwell, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 20-01-11
- Language: English
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Only You Can Save Mankind: Johnny Maxwell, Book 1
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Tony Robinson
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Abridged
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As the mighty alien fleet from the very latest computer game thunders across the computer screen, Johnny prepares to blow them into the usual million pieces. And they send him a message. We surrender. They're not supposed to do that! They're supposed to die. And computer joysticks don't have "Don't Fire" buttons...It's hard enough trying to save Mankind from the Galactic Hordes. It's even harder trying to save the Galactic Hordes from Mankind. But it's only a game, isn't it. Isn't it?
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wonderful
- By Mommy-arty on 27-12-19
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Only You Can Save Mankind: Johnny Maxwell, Book 1
- Narrated by: Tony Robinson
- Series: Johnny Maxwell (abridged), Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 16-02-07
- Language: English
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See You Around, Sam
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Anastasia Krupnik's little brother, Sam, wants fangs more than anything in the world. But there is one big problem. Sam's mother, Mrs. Krupnik, has fangphobia and forbids Sam even to touch his plastic vampire fangs in the house. How can she not see how cool fangs really are? Sure, they make it hard to eat hot dogs, but they make him look disgusting - and Sam loves to took disgusting.
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See You Around, Sam
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Sam Krupnik, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 25-02-09
- Language: English
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Supertato: We Wish You a Veggie Christmas!
- The brand new funny and festive picture book in the bestselling Supertato series - the perfect Christmas gift for toddlers and children aged 3+
- By: Sue Hendra, Paul Linnet
- Length: 11 mins
- Unabridged
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It's night-time in the supermarket and Supertato and the veggies are feeling festive in Santa's Grotto... But when the Evil Pea gets hold of a powerful shrinking machine and shrinks the veggies to the size of tiny Christmas baubles, will Christmas be CANCELLED?! Or will Santa's little...
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Supertato: We Wish You a Veggie Christmas!
- The brand new funny and festive picture book in the bestselling Supertato series - the perfect Christmas gift for toddlers and children aged 3+
- Series: Supertato, Book 14
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 22-10-26
- Language: English
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Can You Steal the Moon
- By: Champak
- Narrated by: Champak
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Nikko the Squirrel is shocked when Officer Hetu arrests him for “wanting to steal the moon”! But how can anyone steal the moon? Will the judge believe him? Listen to find out how Nikko uses simple science to show he did nothing wrong!
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Can You Steal the Moon
- Narrated by: Champak
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 25-11-25
- Language: English
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What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible
- By: Ross Welford
- Narrated by: Aysha Kala
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall176
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Performance151
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From the author of the unforgettable bestseller TIME TRAVELLING WITH A HAMSTER comes another surprising, beautiful and funny novel about a child who, by disappearing, will write herself into your heart forever… Turning invisible at will: it’s one way of curing your acne. But far more drastic...
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brilliant!
- By Bruna on 27-01-17
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What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible
- Narrated by: Aysha Kala
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 29-12-16
- Language: English
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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall87
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Performance69
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Story70
Just when they think they are safe, theMcDonald twins are chased by an evil Elvis impersonator, trapped in a pool of flesh-eating soda pop, nearly pulverized in a giant shredder, and crushed in a turbo-charged carnival ride. Worst of all, no one believes them! Will they make it out alive? Will they ever find out who's really after them? All bets are off in this explosive third book in the Genius Files series.
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Super
- By Anonymous on 06-04-22
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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 17-09-13
- Language: English
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You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!
- By: Andy Stanton, David Tazzyman
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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One of Time Out’s Top 100 Children’s books of all time! ‘Completely hilarious … kind of The League of Gentlemen for kids' Zoe Ball Shabba me whiskers! A new audiobook reading from the author Andy Stanton, bursting out the nostrils with fun! ‘It’s time for action,’ said Mr Gum to...
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You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!
- Series: Mr Gum
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 09-04-26
- Language: English
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You Get What You Get
- Little Boost
- By: Julie Gassman, Sarah Horne
- Narrated by: anonymous
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Melvin throws fit after fit when he doesn't get what he wants. He must learn how to deal with disappointment. After all, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
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You Get What You Get
- Little Boost
- Narrated by: anonymous
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 04-04-22
- Language: English
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The Worst Class in the World Dares You!
- By: Joanna Nadin
- Narrated by: Sam Newton
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance9
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Head teacher Mrs Bottomley-Blunt thinks 4B is the worst class in the world. She says school is not about footling or fiddle-faddling or fun. It is about learning, and it is high time 4B tried harder to excel at it. But best friends Stanley and Manjit didn’t literally mean to let flying minibeasts free in the classroom. And they really didn’t literally mean to do a series of dares to become the Overlord of the Universe. These things just happened, even though they had foolproof plans to get away with it all.
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the funny
- By Michelle on 23-04-25
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The Worst Class in the World Dares You!
- Narrated by: Sam Newton
- Series: The Worst Class in the World, Book 3
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Release date: 20-01-22
- Language: English
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Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
- Timmy Failure, Book 5
- By: Stephan Pastis
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.
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Just Amazing
- By Amazon Customer on 31-05-20
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Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
- Timmy Failure, Book 5
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Series: Timmy Failure, Book 5
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 27-09-16
- Language: English
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Have You Seen My New Blue Socks?
- By: Eve Bunting, Sergio Ruzzier - Illustrator
- Narrated by: Michelle O. Medlin
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
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"I have lost my new blue socks. Did I put them in my box?" Simple rhymes - including "socks", "box", "fox, " and "ox"! - spin the tale of a small duck who waddles through the countryside, forlornly searching for his blue socks. "I'm trying not to be depressed. / Without my socks I feel undressed." Finally, a sharp-eyed peacock sees a bit of blue peeking out of duck's lace-up shoes and the mini-mystery is solved! This winsome story shares the familiar experience of not really losing something after all.
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Have You Seen My New Blue Socks?
- Narrated by: Michelle O. Medlin
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 28-03-14
- Language: English
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You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw
- Here's Hank, Book 7
- By: Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver
- Narrated by: Lin Oliver
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Hank is nothing like his cousin Judith Ann. When she comes to stay with the Zipzer family while taking part in a junior chef competition, she gives off an air of perfection. She’s an excellent cook and doesn’t let Hank forget it, either. But when Hank enters the competition, too, he finds out that he and Judith Ann have more in common than he thinks - and it’s not cooking!
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You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw
- Here's Hank, Book 7
- Narrated by: Lin Oliver
- Series: Here's Hank, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 24-06-21
- Language: English
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Are You My Mother?
- By: P.D. Eastman
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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NATIONAL BESTSELLER The must-have, heartwarming and hilarious classic about a baby bird in search of his mother! A baby bird goes in search of his mother in this hilarious Beginner Book edited by Dr. Seuss. When a mother bird's egg starts to jump, she hurries off to make sure she has...
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Are You My Mother?
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 24-11-20
- Language: English
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Out Of This World
- Poems to make you laugh, smile and think
- By: Michael Rosen
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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A brand new collection of poetry by former Children's Laureate Michael Rosen, author of We're Going on a Bear Hunt, with illustrations by acclaimed artist Ed Vere. What would it be like to live in the future? Or underwater? What would you do if you could go back in time? Or be a cat? Or a blood...
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Out Of This World
- Poems to make you laugh, smile and think
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Release date: 29-08-24
- Language: English
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Heads, You Lose!
- Goosebumps HorrorLand, Book 15
- By: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Deva Marie Gregory
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessica and her best friend, Ryan, really enjoy magic tricks. They find the perfect HorrorLand souvenir in Jonathan Chiller's gift shop—a two-headed coin with mysteriously dark powers. After an unlucky flip of the coin, Jessica and Ryan find themselves in a strange land being chased down by angry guards. HorrorLand was scary but this is much worse.
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Heads, You Lose!
- Goosebumps HorrorLand, Book 15
- Narrated by: Deva Marie Gregory
- Series: Goosebumps: Horrorland, Book 15
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 04-02-25
- Language: English
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Greg the Sausage Roll: Wish You Were Here
- By: Mark Hoyle, Roxanne Hoyle, Gareth Conway - illustrator
- Narrated by: Mark Hoyle, Roxanne Hoyle
- Length: 11 mins
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Sun's out, crumbs out - Greg the Sausage is SO EXCITED to be jetting off on his first-ever holiday! He's ready to hop on a plane to paradise for some FUN IN THE SUN! Karaoke, splashing in the pool, ice cream - Greg's ready to try it all and have the BEST HOLIDAY EVER! But will he miss his sausage-roll sweetheart, Gloria, and all his friends back at the bakery?
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Greg the Sausage Roll: Wish You Were Here
- Narrated by: Mark Hoyle, Roxanne Hoyle
- Series: Greg the Sausage Roll
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 22-06-23
- Language: English
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
- Narrated by: John Cleese
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 27-06-06
- Language: English
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Slappy Birthday to You
- Goosebumps Slappyworld, Book 1
- By: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Joe Fria, Lucien Dodge
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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A brand-new Goosebumps arc narrated by the most iconic and evil character of the series, Slappy! The evil dummy comes to life to tell his own twisted tales and scary stories. "Welcome to SlappyWorld," he announces. "I want to tell you one of my favorite stories. Of course, it's a horror story! I think you'll agree it's a SCREAM!" Slappy welcomes the listener to his world and introduces every novel in his own hilarious, menacing style.
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It was brilliant
- By sophie burden on 04-06-17
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Slappy Birthday to You
- Goosebumps Slappyworld, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Fria, Lucien Dodge
- Series: Goosebumps SlappyWorld, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 01-03-17
- Language: English
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If You Laugh, I'm Starting This Book Over
- By: Chris Harris, Serge Bloch
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Perfect for fans of The Book With No Pictures, The Serious Goose and Press Here, this hilarious interactive picture book is guaranteed to be a major hit at storytime! Okay, kid… I have a BIG THING that I really want to tell you. But it’s VERY SERIOUS. So please, NO LAUGHING while I read you...
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If You Laugh, I'm Starting This Book Over
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 23-09-25
- Language: English
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