Episodes

  • The Deck Show, Our Woodstock (Mini Cookie #3)
    Jul 4 2026

    Before podcasts, before responsibilities, and before we knew what we were doing, there was a band called Supremacy.


    In this episode, Heath and Kyle take a trip back to their teenage years, sharing stories from their garage band days, recording their first EP, and pulling off an unforgettable backyard deck show that somehow drew hundreds of people. From awkward stage banter and homemade venues to the thrill of playing original music in front of a crowd, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and reflections on creative expression.


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    13 mins
  • The Burning Of Ernie (Mini Cookie #2)
    Jun 27 2026

    In this episode, Heath and Kyle revisit one of their most ridiculous childhood adventures—a bonfire, a puppet, and a series of questionable decisions that somehow felt like a great idea at the time. From homemade videos and teenage creativity to flaming arrows and lasting memories, it’s a hilarious trip back to the days when boredom and imagination were a dangerous combination.


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    11 mins
  • Two Homeschooled Kids, Taco Bell & an Empty Movie Theater (Mini Cookie #1)
    Jun 20 2026

    This week, Heath and Kyle take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their teenage movie theater adventures, sneaking in questionable amounts of Taco Bell, and the unforgettable experience of watching Hoot in a nearly empty theater. From childhood freedom and inside jokes to dreams of eating cereal at the movies, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and the kind of stories only longtime friends can tell.


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    10 mins
  • I've Got A Fistful Of Chicken Fingers!
    Jun 13 2026

    Heath and Kyle are back with another chaotic round of fortune-cookie-fueled conversation. What starts as technical difficulties and audio glitches quickly spirals into stories about fried chicken, small-town culture in Northern Michigan, awkward community moments, and the strange wisdom hidden inside cheap cookies. Along the way, the guys talk diversity, funerals, peanut allergies, Yes Man, and why sometimes the best thing you can do in life is just say yes. It’s weird, funny, unexpectedly thoughtful, and exactly the kind of unscripted nonsense you’d expect from Unfortunate Cookies.


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    18 mins
  • Kyle Is A One Girl Revolution
    Jun 6 2026

    This week, Heath and Kyle take a trip back to their youth group days, revisiting awkward teenage moments, Christian music festivals, first concerts, and the memories that helped shape a decades-long friendship. From a misunderstood joke that sent youth leaders into panic mode to stories about playing music together and reminiscing about cultural touchstones like Vine, Bob Barker, and Festival Con Dios, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughs, and the kind of inside jokes that only make sense after twenty years of friendship.


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    20 mins
  • Let's Get The Band Back Together!
    May 30 2026

    Heath and Kyle take a chaotic stroll down memory lane, bouncing from game shows and Nickelodeon slime to youth group mishaps and concerts that probably should’ve gone differently. What starts with stories about writing the wrong thing on a form quickly turns into a mix of nostalgia, ridiculous moments, and the kind of laughs that only come from looking back at how weird we all were. Along the way, they somehow connect Bob Barker, band practice chaos, and random life lessons into a conversation about friendship, growing up, and why the dumbest moments end up meaning the most. It’s part throwback, part group therapy, and part “how did we survive that,” perfect for anyone who misses the wild innocence of growing up—or just wants to laugh at it.


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    20 mins
  • The Perfect Grilled Cheese!
    May 23 2026

    Heath and Kyle turn a simple grilled cheese into a full-blown life philosophy, breaking down the “tiny tweak” that takes it from decent to legendary—while somehow spiraling into childhood pizza-weapon attacks, water gun wars, and the chaos of Coke spritzes. What starts as a kitchen hack quickly becomes a mix of questionable cooking advice, oddly strategic efficiency tips, and a debate on what actually makes something (or someone) great. It’s part cooking show, part nostalgia trip, and part “why are we like this,” as the guys prove that the smallest changes—whether in your sandwich or your routine—can make a big difference… or at least a better lunch.


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    20 mins
  • Shut Up! I'm Digitally Detoxing
    May 16 2026

    Heath and Kyle crack open another batch of questionable wisdom and somehow turn childhood sneaking, voice memo chaos, and chocolate fortune cookies into life advice nobody asked for—but somehow works. From plotting how to get friends over without getting caught to reliving mispronunciations that refuse to die, the guys bounce between dumb stories and surprisingly real moments about connection, being ignored mid-conversation, and why humor might be the only thing holding it all together. It’s part nostalgia, part accidental therapy, and part “what are we even talking about,” as they chase laughs, small truths, and the occasional brilliant idea (like replacing communion bread with fortune cookies… still pending). If you’ve ever told a joke that bombed or just needed a win from a tiny piece of paper, this one’s for you.


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    23 mins