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Unfortunate Cookies

Unfortunate Cookies

By: Heath Fall Kyle Ascione
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Comedy podcastHeath Fall Kyle Ascione
Episodes
  • Shut Up! I'm Digitally Detoxing
    May 16 2026

    Heath and Kyle crack open another batch of questionable wisdom and somehow turn childhood sneaking, voice memo chaos, and chocolate fortune cookies into life advice nobody asked for—but somehow works. From plotting how to get friends over without getting caught to reliving mispronunciations that refuse to die, the guys bounce between dumb stories and surprisingly real moments about connection, being ignored mid-conversation, and why humor might be the only thing holding it all together. It’s part nostalgia, part accidental therapy, and part “what are we even talking about,” as they chase laughs, small truths, and the occasional brilliant idea (like replacing communion bread with fortune cookies… still pending). If you’ve ever told a joke that bombed or just needed a win from a tiny piece of paper, this one’s for you.


    Links:


    https://linktr.ee/heathfall

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    23 mins
  • What Is Facebook and Why Is My Uncle Yelling?
    May 9 2026

    Heath and Kyleson try to answer a simple question—what is Facebook?—and immediately regret it.


    What follows is a chaotic, hilarious dive into social media, MySpace nostalgia, and why Facebook feels like a never-ending town square argument. It’s confusing, a little unhinged, and somehow still makes perfect sense.


    And yes… there are fortune cookies.


    Links:

    https://linktr.ee/heathfall

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    21 mins
  • I've Got 99 Chocolate And A Vanilla At One
    May 2 2026

    Heath and Kyle crack open a box of fortune cookies—and things spiral immediately. What starts as a simple snack turns into a deep (and very dumb) dive into the power of words, weird cookie design, and whether a fortune can actually change your life… or at least your mood.


    Along the way, the guys pitch questionable business ideas, break down the art of describing chocolate like critics, and seriously consider one of the worst (best?) plans ever: replacing communion bread with fortune cookies.


    It’s chaotic, slightly philosophical, and mostly just an excuse to laugh at how much meaning we can squeeze out of a tiny piece of paper.


    Open a cookie… lower your expectations… and enjoy 🍪


    Links:


    https://linktr.ee/heathfall

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    19 mins
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