Episodes

  • Kick - Side A
    Jun 16 2026

    Corey's tired from grad, Kev's tired from work, and the episode drops in thirty minutes. Will Michael and the boys be able to pep up two middle aged fucks up enough to actually get this thing out? Will anyone know who The Loved Ones are? And will someone play that goddamn trumpet!!!


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and recreate or detonate...


    Songs covered in this episode: "Guns in the Sky", "New Sensation", "Devil Inside", "Need You Tonight", "Mediate", "The Loved One"


    If you want to hear the 1981 recording of The Love One - check it out here : https://youtu.be/72BKwvVGXDk


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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Listen Like Thieves - Side B
    Jun 9 2026

    Today we spin up Side B of Plastic Lett.... wait, that's not right... [checks notes...] Side B of Listen Like Thieves. It's Corey's second recording of the night with Kev, so will the friendship last? Will sausages finally be put back on the Weyburn International House of Waffle (that's singular not plural and it refers to the practice of jabbering on endlessly), will George Lucas stop fucking around with edits to Episode IV, and will Corey enjoy an INXS instrumental?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and never let it go.


    Songs covered in this episode: "Biting Bullets", "This Time", "Three Sisters", "Same Direction", "One x One", "Red Red Sun"


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Listen Like Thieves - Side A
    Jun 2 2026

    AND WE'RE OFF! We fought through tech issues, a plague of locusts, two deaths, and a partial drowning to bring you this week's episode so you'd damn well better appreciate it! (Only one of those things is true...)


    Corey makes Kev listen to more warbling from the wablecunt in chief, Joe Elliott and Kev's game for the season is right up Corey's alley. But will the goliath be outfoxed by the David? Will Michael and the boys start off Season Nine on the front foot? And will the person who left the black Toyota 4Runner blocking the door to the kitchen please move it?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and listen like thieves.


    Songs covered in this episode; "What You Need", "Listen Like Thieves", "Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down the Mountain)", "Shine Like It Does", "Good + Bad Times"


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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Welcome to INXS
    May 19 2026

    We're heading down under folks, where the beer is cold, the sun is hotter and the front men are even hotter! There's another freewheeling conversation between Corey and Kev; Corey is a good way through the INXS biography and Kev accidentally downloaded a TV biopic that he thought was a documentary - so he's even less informed than usual! Corey hits Kev with a mini-game and we spin the Kofi wheel to find out what the next user submission will be. But will any of the albums this season be a contender for a top ten spot? Will there be any Def Leppard news? And just how do they get those little ships in the bottles?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and mystify me.


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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ozzy Osbourne - Under Cover
    May 12 2026

    We're heading back to the Prince of Darkness courtesy of our pal Ruddy Rutherford. This one's an eclectic mix of Clapton, Lennon, and Arthur Brown? What?! You've never heard of Arthur Brown??? For shame! We end up listening to Green Day and there's altogether too much Def Leppard for Kev's liking. But will Corey be entertained by 21st Century Schizoid Man and will Kev be on board with a cover of one of his very favourite Lennon compositions?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and have some sympathy (and some taste)


    Also, go check out Ruddy's amazing photography at his website: Fit Light Photography


    Songs covered in this episode; "Rocky Mountain Way", "In My Life", "Mississippi Queen", "Woman", "21st Century Schizoid Man", "All the Young Dudes", "For What It's Worth", "Good Times", "Sunshine of Your Love", "Fire", "Working Class Hero", "Sympathy for the Devil"


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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Blondie (with Scott Haskin)
    Apr 28 2026

    One last episode talking about Blondie. We also talk about Monty Python more than you expect. We find out about Scott Haskin's role in on the Airwolf TV show and Corey and Kev go head to head in the trivia round in a slightly different format. It all takes rather too long and Corey is very tired by the end of it, but, we do discover which artist we'll be covering in Season 9! But who will it be? Will it be Peter Gabriel era Genesis? Will it be Lars Ulrich's unreleased solo jazz work? Will it even rock and/or roll?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and disappear...


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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Eat to the Beat - Side B
    Apr 21 2026

    Would ya look at that! We've wrapped up the last album side of Season Eight and we're ready to bring the notable nudist back in to tell us where we go things wrong, what is latest sexual fantasies about Debbie Gibson involve (spoiler alert, if you're lactose intolerant, it's gonna get messy!) But, crucially, is Blondie's fourth album going to finish as strongly as Parallel Lines did? Is Kev gonna like a bunch of New York punks trying play Reggie, and is Corey's insomnia clouding his judgement vis-à-vis lullabies?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and stay pretty!


    Songs covered in this episode; "Die Young Stay Pretty", "Slow Motion", "Atomic", "Sound-A-Sleep", "Victor", "Living in the Real World"


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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Eat to the Beat - Side A
    Apr 14 2026

    Welcome to the first ever episode of our new podcast, "Eats and Beats"! where we break down the menu of one of our favourite restaurants every week, awarding 10 points for selection, 10 points for quality and 5 points for ambiance! Well, not really, but that's the bullshit I came up with for the intro and it's what you're getting for episode notes. We have the first skipper for Kev, a great conversation about a Canadian icon, and Corey goes off piste with his choices in this week's game. But, will it matter, given Corey has already won? Will Kev dig heavy metal funk and will Corey reveal the reasons behind his surreptitious Shakespeare deposits?


    The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and deliver the big money deal!


    Songs covered in this episode; "Dreaming", "The Hardest Part", "Union City Blue", "Shayla", "Eat to the Beat", "Accidents Never Happen"


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    1 hr and 45 mins