You: Absolutely nothing...

Me: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

One half of the baddies themselves return, not to give out made up awards, but to take to the stars as we recap INTERSTELLAR. Lily will also gift us with a song or two and an exhaustive breakdown of the various seating options available at her Dad's home. It's a good one.

We'll see you on THURSDAY for more Total Recall

Felt weird even typing 'em in that order, but hey, an ally's gotta do what an ally's gotta do. America's favorite fiancés are back on the show in what many are calling the unruliest episode of the show YET. We're talking dueling Bane impressions, a broken countdown clock and a hard deadline to watch HotD at 9 PM. GET INTO IT!!!!

Hello my lovely listeners. Sorry I missed last week. You deserve better than that, and I promise, from this point forward, I'm gonna give it to ya. Well. Hold on. Maybe from Thursday forward, because this episode is all over the friggin place. Click around to the topic of your choice below, and I'll see you Thursday for The Dark Knight Rises....

• RIP James Burrows (2:42)
• World Cup Complaints (16:54)
• Off Campus Character Rankings - WITH MADELINE! (30:38)
• Disclosure Day (42:56)
• Naming Some Guys (49:26)

It was all a dream, etc, etc... Pat & Liv join the show to discuss INCEPTION, a movie JP got a little too obsessed with as a teenager. Not obsessed enough to make a wish on a one-wish-willow, but just obsessed enough to force his Dad to drive him to the mall against his will. Come for JP's impression of Marion Cotillard, stay for the first ever out-of-order recap in Total Recall history!

INTRODUCE A LITTLE CHAOS INTO YOUR PODCASTING ROUTINE, and join Lindsey, Chase and JP as they try to record a whole podcast exclusively in Christian Bale's batman voice. Fair warning friends, this is the silliest episode of the THE NOLAN-THON and I don't really think its close. I love it almost as much as The Joker loves school busses.

See ya next week!

JP and Madeline convene to decide, once and for all, who from Survivor 50 is worthy of returning in future seasons. Our word is LAW and we expect it to be followed TO THE LETTER (cc: Jeff Probst). Be warned, we will be spoiling Season 50 as a part of this episode.

Stay tuned for more bonus episode if and when I feel the urge. The Dark Knight with Lindsey & Chase is up on Nolan-Thon next week. See ya there.

Are you listening closely? Good, because this episode is very quiet and you'll need to press your ear right up to your speaker to hear it properly.

Ross returns to the show today to break down THE PRESTIGE and definitely not get into a magical blood feud with JP that'll eventually cost us more than we can possibly fathom. We'll also discuss science museums, the current state of the muppets and why Ross' Grandpa seems like the coolest guy who ever lived.