You: Absolutely nothing...

Me: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

One half of the baddies themselves return, not to give out made up awards, but to take to the stars as we recap INTERSTELLAR. Lily will also gift us with a song or two and an exhaustive breakdown of the various seating options available at her Dad's home. It's a good one.

We'll see you on THURSDAY for more Total Recall

Felt weird even typing 'em in that order, but hey, an ally's gotta do what an ally's gotta do. America's favorite fiancés are back on the show in what many are calling the unruliest episode of the show YET. We're talking dueling Bane impressions, a broken countdown clock and a hard deadline to watch HotD at 9 PM. GET INTO IT!!!!