👶✨ Our final episode of 2025: Merry Christmas y'all!

What happened between Jesus’ birth in Bethlehem and His public ministry at age 30? Scripture gives hints, scattered references, and prophetic shadows. Today we explore the “silent years” by looking at the Old Testament. It's revealed why He can relate to all the things that we go through and why He deserves to be our High Priest!

🔥 Topics we cover:

The trials and tribulations of Jesus that nobody talks about

The political & spiritual climate at Jesus’ birth

The Flight to Egypt and why Joseph was warned

Growing up in Nazareth + what His social life was like

The Temple episode at age 12

Jesus’ siblings and family dynamics

Psalm 69 references that give insight into His personal life

👀 Key passages referenced:

Mark 6 • Luke 2:41–50 • Hosea 11:1 • Psalm 69 • Isaiah 53 • Isaiah 11:1

⚔️ 🎙 About The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast Biblical deep dives with fun twists = prophecy, history, humor, and Scripture. Join the conversation as we wrap the year and prepare for new episodes in January!

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Chapters:

00:00 The Silent Years of Jesus

03:21 Joseph, Mary, & Jesus' Flight to Egypt

08:53 King Herod

11:12 Out of Egypt to Nazareth

13:41 12 Year Old Jesus at the Temple

16:02 Did Jesus go to India?

18:51 Jesus the Nazarene: Coming out of Nazareth

22:41 Why Did Jesus Come From Nazareth?

25:07 Isaiah 53: Acquainted with Grief, Man of Sorrows

26:30 Messianic Psalms

28:21 Psalm 69: Jesus' Social Life

32:00 How Jesus Relates to Us

38:34 Joseph, The Earthly Father of Jesus

43:58 Mary, The Mother of Jesus

47:33 The Brothers of Jesus

53:03 Jesus, A Man of Sorrows

Welcome back for Part 2 of our deep-dive into the Ancient Jewish Wedding and how every step prophetically points to Jesus, the Church, and the Pre-Tribulation Rapture!

In this episode of The Holy Hand Grenade, we unpack the second half of the biblical wedding blueprint, and trust us, the symbolism is INSANE. 🤯💍🔥

We explore:

💎 The Bridegroom Gives Gifts — How Jesus seals and equips His Bride with spiritual gifts and the Holy Spirit

🏡 “I Go to Prepare a Place for You” — The Bridegroom leaving to build a room onto His Father’s house, and how that mirrors John 14

✨ The Bride’s Consecration Period — Set apart, watching, waiting, purified… the entire Church Age in one typology

⚡ The Surprise Return of the Bridegroom — A midnight shout. A sudden snatching away. Yes… the Pre-Tribulation Rapture right in the wedding tradition

🌿 The Huppah — The 7-days in the bridal chamber and its powerful connection to the 7-year tribulation

🍇 The Great Wedding Feast — The Marriage Supper of the Lamb and the ultimate celebration with the Bridegroom

Whether you're into biblical prophecy, Hebraic customs, eschatology, or you just love finding hidden connections in Scripture, this episode is PACKED with prophetic gems, symbolism, and "WHAT!?" moments.

If you enjoy episodes that mix deep teaching, mind-blowing typology, and Holy Hand Grenade humor, you’re in the right place.

Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE to keep the chain reaction of awesomeness going.

👰‍♀️ The Bridegroom is coming.

Let’s get ready.

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Chapters:

00:00 Coming Up

01:31 Recap of Part 1

02:29 #6: Gifts for the Bride

11:48 #7: Departure of the Bridegroom

16:08 #8: Consecration of the Bride

24:35 #9: Return of the Bridegroom

35:46 #10: The Huppah

40:21 #11: The Wedding Feast

44:47 Share the Gospel

46:52 Goofabouts

What if the ancient Jewish wedding ceremony was more than just tradition? What if it was a divine typology blueprint for the Gospel and the Rapture? 💒

In Part 1 of this 2 part episode of The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast, we dive head-first (with a smile, some laughs, and a strong cup of coffee ☕) into the ancient Jewish wedding customs that mirror the relationship between Christ and His Bride: the Church. From the finding of the bride to the wedding feast, each step tells a story that points straight to the Gospel, the Pre-Tribulation Rapture and the ultimate Wedding Feast in Heaven!

In Part 1, we’ll unpack:

✨ The Finding of the Bride — How the Father chooses a Bride for His Son

💍 The Betrothal Process — What it means to be married

💰 The Price of the Bride — And the incredible cost Jesus paid for us

❤️ The Bride’s Consent — Your yes still matters

🍷 The Cup of the Covenant — A promise sealed in love

If you’ve ever wondered why Jesus used so many wedding idioms and how these ancient customs connect to prophecy, grace, and God’s master plan, this episode is for you. Buckle up—this one’s equal parts Bible study, mystery, and celebration!

Keep an eye out for Part 2 where we cover the other 6 steps that CLEARLY prove there is a Pre-Trib Rapture! You won't want to miss it!

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you’re as obsessed with Biblical symbolism and prophecy as we are!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro & Bloopers

05:35 Ancient Jewish Wedding Customs

12:33 #1: Finding the Bride

23:23 #2: The Betrothal

29:48 #3: The Price of the Bride

35:32 #4: The Bride's Consent

39:35 #5: The Cup of the Covenant

Ever notice how the Bible talks about two very different comings of Jesus? 🤔 In this episode of The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast, we dig into why the Rapture and the Second Coming are not the same event... and why it matters!

We’ll look at how Scripture paints two radically different pictures:

⚡ The Rapture → Comes like a thief in the night 🕛, no one knows the day or hour, believers caught up in the air, and the world is totally unprepared. ⚔

The Second Coming → Every eye will see Him 👀, the timing can be calculated from key events, and the armies of the earth are literally waiting to fight Him.

We’ll compare verses side-by-side, have a few laughs (as always), and show you how this prophecy puzzle comes together in a way that makes perfect sense.

Whether you’re new to Bible prophecy or a seasoned end-times nerd, you’ll walk away with a fresh excitement for the hope we have in Christ. And maybe even a grin or two. 😄

📖 Scriptures covered: Matthew 24, 1 Thessalonians 4, Revelation 19, and more!

👉 If you'd rather watch than just listen, here's the link to the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfK4gV1wX8Y

Don’t forget to:

Like 👍 — it tells the algorithm Jesus is coming soon.

Subscribe 🔔 — so you never miss an episode.

Share 💌 — because your friends need to know what’s coming.

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Chapters:

00:00 In this episode...

02:03 Introduction

03:13 Rapture vs. Second Coming

05:25 Point 1: Date Unknown vs. Date Known

19:20 Point 2: Life as Normal vs. Total Chaos

21:53 Point 3: Who's Taken vs. Who's Left

27:22 Point 4: Air vs. Earth

30:37 Point 5: Comes For Church vs. Comes For Israel

35:35 Point 6: Comes For Us vs. Comes With Us

38:17 Point 7: Satan Surprised vs. Satan Prepared

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Is the Tribulation coming soon? What exactly is the Tribulation, and does the Bible say the Church won’t be here for it?

In this explosive episode of The Holy Hand Grenade, we dig into Bible prophecy and break down the 7-year Tribulation period—its purpose, its timeline, and why believers in Christ are not appointed to wrath.

📖 Bible prophecy is unfolding—are you ready?

Welcome to part 2 of our Rapture Series! Where we explore key prophetic passages like Daniel 9, the Book of Revelation, Matthew 24, and more to answer the biggest questions:

What is the Tribulation, and when does it start?

What is the purpose of the 7-year period?

Why the Church must be raptured before the Tribulation

How the Pre-Tribulation Rapture is a part of the Gospel

Whether you’re new to eschatology or a seasoned prophecy nerd 🧐, this episode will equip you with clear answers straight from Scripture.

✨ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this with someone who needs to know what’s coming!

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Chapters:

00:00 Introduction

01:30 What is the Tribulation?

08:12 What are the purposes of the Tribulation?

09:13 Main Purpose 1

19:15 Main Purpose 2

30:06 Why the Church can't be here

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🚨 Is the Rapture actually in the Bible — or is it just a modern invention? And what exactly is it? Welcome to the kickoff of our brand new Rapture series! In this episode, we dig into what the Bible really says about the Rapture — spoiler alert: it’s in there. 👀

We’ll break down scriptures that describe the event like:

📖 John 14 – “I will come again and receive you to Myself”

📖 1 Thessalonians 4 – “Caught up together with them in the clouds”

📖 1 Corinthians 15 – “In the twinkling of an eye...”

📖 Matthew 24 – "One will be taken and the other left"

Whether you’ve grown up hearing about the Rapture or you're totally new to the topic, we promise a biblical deep dive that’s fun, thought-provoking, and maybe just a little spicy. 🌶️

👉 Subscribe and buckle up — this is only Part 1 of our multi-episode Rapture series!

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Chapters:

00:00 Introduction

01:47 Second Coming Confusion

12:40 What is the Rapture?

19:50 Bible Proof: John 14

23:17 Bible Proof: Matthew 24

30:28 Bibe Proof: 1 Corinthians 15

35:34 Bible Proof: 1 Thessalonians 4

Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe scratch your head a little with Episode 7 of The Holy Hand Grenade! 🎙️ We switched up the format this episode to cover a smattering of smaller topics as the three of us just sit down and talk. Welcome to what our typical conversations are like...

Today’s episode is a fun, slightly random ride through some epic Bible topics:

-- We geek out over King David, his mighty men, and Samson (yes, the Bible’s original action heroes 🛡️⚔️)

-- We uncover the crazy amount of sevens hiding in Matthew 1 (spoiler: it's a lot)

-- And we wrestle with the big question: Why do bad things happen to good people? (with a few chuckles along the way)

If you love Bible study, biblical history, and faith-based podcasts that mix depth with humor, you’re in the right place. Grab your coffee, open your Bible, and be ready to have your mind blown!

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Chapters:

00:00 Introduction

02:25 Crazy 7's in Matthew

09:33 Scientific Numbers Hidden in the BIble

20:18 Dreams of Jesus

31:36 Why Bad Things Happen

48:15 Vikings, David, and Mighty Men

🔥🎙️ Episode 6: Giants, Fallen Angels, and Ancient Hybrids — The Truth About the Nephilim!

What were the Nephilim? Giants? Hybrids? Or something far more sinister? In this episode of The Holy Hand Grenade, we go deep into the abyss to uncover everything the Bible says about these mysterious beings who walked the earth in the days of Noah—and beyond.

Key Highlights:

- Genesis 6:1-4 – Who were the “sons of God”?

- 6 Fingered Giants – Were the Nephilim still around in Canaan?

- Goliath and His Kin – Were the Philistine giants remnants of Nephilim bloodlines?

- Enoch and Ancient Lore – What do extra-biblical texts say?

- Spiritual Warfare – Are their spirits roaming the earth today?

- Future Prophecy – And are the Nephilim coming back?

If you’ve ever wondered what lies behind the strangest verses in Genesis, buckle up. This one’s a deep dive into spiritual warfare, cosmic rebellion, and the clash of heavenly realms.

⚔️ Bonus Content: - Cultural references from ancient mythology: Greek Titans, Native American history, and a global hybrid infestation! 🎥👣

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