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The Holy Hand Grenade

The Holy Hand Grenade

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The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast: Where Scripture meets the strange! 🎙️ Dive into the wildest corners of the Bible, explore end-times theories that’ll leave you checking the sky, and unravel conspiracies that make the Illuminati look like amateur hour. Whether you’re a Bible pro or just here for the laughs, we’ll keep you entertained and maybe even a little enlightened. Warning: May contain apocalyptic humor, divine rabbit holes, and the occasional reference to heavenly hand grenades. Tune in and let’s decode the mystery together—one verse at a time! Get EXCLUSIVE Holy Hand Grenade Content and Bonus Perks by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheHolyHandGrenade Check us out on social media: Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holyhandgrenadecast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/holyhandgrenadecast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61568500104892 Listen on Spotify and Apple PodcastsCopyright 2025 All rights reserved. Christianity Spirituality
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  • EP. 13 | What Was Jesus Doing Before His Ministry? The Silent Years Explained!
    Dec 18 2025

    👶✨ Our final episode of 2025: Merry Christmas y'all!

    What happened between Jesus’ birth in Bethlehem and His public ministry at age 30? Scripture gives hints, scattered references, and prophetic shadows. Today we explore the “silent years” by looking at the Old Testament. It's revealed why He can relate to all the things that we go through and why He deserves to be our High Priest!

    🔥 Topics we cover:

    The trials and tribulations of Jesus that nobody talks about

    The political & spiritual climate at Jesus’ birth

    The Flight to Egypt and why Joseph was warned

    Growing up in Nazareth + what His social life was like

    The Temple episode at age 12

    Jesus’ siblings and family dynamics

    Psalm 69 references that give insight into His personal life

    👀 Key passages referenced:

    Mark 6 • Luke 2:41–50 • Hosea 11:1 • Psalm 69 • Isaiah 53 • Isaiah 11:1

    ⚔️ 🎙 About The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast Biblical deep dives with fun twists = prophecy, history, humor, and Scripture. Join the conversation as we wrap the year and prepare for new episodes in January!

    👉 Please Like / Subscribe / Comment to help spread the truth 😊

    Love you guys!

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    🎙️ Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

    Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-holy-hand-grenade/id1792999726

    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1gZZJ2wFTnhwqQXutiWImv

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    📧 Inquiries: holyhandgrenadecast@gmail.com

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    Chapters:

    00:00 The Silent Years of Jesus

    03:21 Joseph, Mary, & Jesus' Flight to Egypt

    08:53 King Herod

    11:12 Out of Egypt to Nazareth

    13:41 12 Year Old Jesus at the Temple

    16:02 Did Jesus go to India?

    18:51 Jesus the Nazarene: Coming out of Nazareth

    22:41 Why Did Jesus Come From Nazareth?

    25:07 Isaiah 53: Acquainted with Grief, Man of Sorrows

    26:30 Messianic Psalms

    28:21 Psalm 69: Jesus' Social Life

    32:00 How Jesus Relates to Us

    38:34 Joseph, The Earthly Father of Jesus

    43:58 Mary, The Mother of Jesus

    47:33 The Brothers of Jesus

    53:03 Jesus, A Man of Sorrows

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    56 mins
  • EP. 12 | Ancient Jewish Wedding: Pre-Trib Rapture Proof! | Part 2
    Nov 23 2025

    Welcome back for Part 2 of our deep-dive into the Ancient Jewish Wedding and how every step prophetically points to Jesus, the Church, and the Pre-Tribulation Rapture!

    In this episode of The Holy Hand Grenade, we unpack the second half of the biblical wedding blueprint, and trust us, the symbolism is INSANE. 🤯💍🔥

    We explore:

    💎 The Bridegroom Gives Gifts — How Jesus seals and equips His Bride with spiritual gifts and the Holy Spirit

    🏡 “I Go to Prepare a Place for You” — The Bridegroom leaving to build a room onto His Father’s house, and how that mirrors John 14

    ✨ The Bride’s Consecration Period — Set apart, watching, waiting, purified… the entire Church Age in one typology

    ⚡ The Surprise Return of the Bridegroom — A midnight shout. A sudden snatching away. Yes… the Pre-Tribulation Rapture right in the wedding tradition

    🌿 The Huppah — The 7-days in the bridal chamber and its powerful connection to the 7-year tribulation

    🍇 The Great Wedding Feast — The Marriage Supper of the Lamb and the ultimate celebration with the Bridegroom

    Whether you're into biblical prophecy, Hebraic customs, eschatology, or you just love finding hidden connections in Scripture, this episode is PACKED with prophetic gems, symbolism, and "WHAT!?" moments.

    If you enjoy episodes that mix deep teaching, mind-blowing typology, and Holy Hand Grenade humor, you’re in the right place.

    Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE to keep the chain reaction of awesomeness going.

    👰‍♀️ The Bridegroom is coming.

    Let’s get ready.

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    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holyhandgrenadecast

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61568500104892

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Coming Up

    01:31 Recap of Part 1

    02:29 #6: Gifts for the Bride

    11:48 #7: Departure of the Bridegroom

    16:08 #8: Consecration of the Bride

    24:35 #9: Return of the Bridegroom

    35:46 #10: The Huppah

    40:21 #11: The Wedding Feast

    44:47 Share the Gospel

    46:52 Goofabouts

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    48 mins
  • EP. 11 | The Hidden Prophecy of the Ancient Jewish Wedding - Part 1
    Nov 4 2025

    What if the ancient Jewish wedding ceremony was more than just tradition? What if it was a divine typology blueprint for the Gospel and the Rapture? 💒

    In Part 1 of this 2 part episode of The Holy Hand Grenade Podcast, we dive head-first (with a smile, some laughs, and a strong cup of coffee ☕) into the ancient Jewish wedding customs that mirror the relationship between Christ and His Bride: the Church. From the finding of the bride to the wedding feast, each step tells a story that points straight to the Gospel, the Pre-Tribulation Rapture and the ultimate Wedding Feast in Heaven!

    In Part 1, we’ll unpack:

    ✨ The Finding of the Bride — How the Father chooses a Bride for His Son

    💍 The Betrothal Process — What it means to be married

    💰 The Price of the Bride — And the incredible cost Jesus paid for us

    ❤️ The Bride’s Consent — Your yes still matters

    🍷 The Cup of the Covenant — A promise sealed in love

    If you’ve ever wondered why Jesus used so many wedding idioms and how these ancient customs connect to prophecy, grace, and God’s master plan, this episode is for you. Buckle up—this one’s equal parts Bible study, mystery, and celebration!

    Keep an eye out for Part 2 where we cover the other 6 steps that CLEARLY prove there is a Pre-Trib Rapture! You won't want to miss it!

    👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you’re as obsessed with Biblical symbolism and prophecy as we are!

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    🎙️ Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

    Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-holy-hand-grenade/id1792999726

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    📧 Inquiries: holyhandgrenadecast@gmail.com

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro & Bloopers

    05:35 Ancient Jewish Wedding Customs

    12:33 #1: Finding the Bride

    23:23 #2: The Betrothal

    29:48 #3: The Price of the Bride

    35:32 #4: The Bride's Consent

    39:35 #5: The Cup of the Covenant

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    46 mins
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