John wants to be bed ridden, can I see your receipt sir, is it too late for Christmas gifts, Mica’s murder story and you’re a good looking guy. Also, attempted HOA overthrow, coffee shop encounters, have you ever been in Ross’ shoes and put my dick in the meat slicer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid Show.

Back after 5 months away, someone is having a baby, eagle facts, Kevin shit in his crate and super-size that bitch. Also, selling shit on Facebook shows you how stupid people are, fuck bees, John looks like a picnic, the shit won’t flush and them damn hoes.

We are back because preseason football sucks, Mica got a new dog, night time A/C test is a success, there’s a new Happy Gilmore movie and always hold a grudge. Also, meetings that shouldn’t be meetings, three types of people in this world and running out of positivity. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a break, John’s got a cock, getting poked by your wife and cut the balls off the hog. Also, shitting your pants at the age of 37, fuck love bugs, hurricane season is right around the corner, is it a buffalo or bison and every state needs an NFL team. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kevin is a sock sucker, leaving surprises under the bed, vote for Mica as your HOA president, redneck strength, earthing and the gay chick in the jeep. Also, lets race some Altimas, Sally did what by the seas shore?, male order brides and Ross has a fat head. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Grab his dick and twist it, thumbing the butthole, NASCAR is back, what makes Ross excited, dragging me to a concert and the Super Bowl sucked. Also, how about this jersey instead, Kevin has joined the family, another year without a Daytona 500 party and how much grey matter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hard sausage, getting the right valentine gift, why is Ctrl V paste, John’s pot store and Eddie is smoking the meat. Also, don’t be an asshole in the merge lane, suck your own titty, purchases at the school book store, it’s hard to pee when it’s cold and coochie pop. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is officially old today, no porn in Florida, make sure you pick up the shit, RIP Disney Quest and the fossil store. Also, did you see that?, John can’t drive, cut the pork chop, it’s been cold as shit, and Daytona is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.