Episodes

  • July 26, 2026: Don't F*ck with Providence Park
    Jul 27 2026

    Portland 2, Gotham 2. A point against the league leaders, an eleventh straight home game unbeaten, and a club record — and none of it is the thing you remember. Emily Sonnett went down non-contact in the seventh minute and left Providence Park on a stretcher, and twenty-one thousand people in a building she doesn't play for anymore stood up for her. We open on that and we close on that, and we don't guess at a diagnosis in between. In the middle: Renee Lyles scoring and assisting in her first ever start, Morgan Weaver back on the pitch after a year and a half and three knee surgeries, and the salary-cap deep dive we've been promising for two episodes. Adults only. Bring a drink.

    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:14 Before anything else: Emily Sonnett
    02:59 2-2, and 11 straight unbeaten at home
    03:38 The game: Purce at two minutes, Lyles' chip, Kerr, and ten men
    10:58 Morgan Weaver is back
    14:34 What still needs work
    20:36 The table: Utah leapfrog us
    22:32 The transfer window: still no center back
    24:07 The cap, the HIP rule, and how Gotham did it
    29:29 Utah away, and one more for Sonnett

    Takeaways:
    - Portland 2, Gotham 2, at Providence Park. Midge Purce scored inside two minutes off a Reiten cross. Renee Lyles equalized on 21 with a chip over Ann-Katrin Berger — her first professional goal, in her first ever start, in her sixth appearance — assisted by Pietra Tordin. Jessie Fleming put Portland ahead on 53, deflected off Purce, assisted by Lyles. Sam Kerr levelled on 62 off a corner.
    - Emily Sonnett went off on a stretcher in the seventh minute, non-contact. No diagnosis has been published and we don't speculate on one. The whole building stood.
    - Eleven straight at home without a loss is a club record. Every league defeat this season has come on the road, and the next two are away.
    - Perry saw red on 72 as the last defender on Kerr. Marissa's read: nobody wants to call it a good foul, but it was the foul you make.
    - Renee Lyles got a goal and an assist in her first career start. Pietra Tordin leads the entire NWSL in assists with seven, and signed through 2029 last week.
    - Morgan Weaver is back after eighteen months and three surgeries on the same knee. Two standing ovations in one night — one for a player going off injured, one for a player coming back from it.
    - What still needs work: the goalkeeper talking to her back line, and a second minute that went missing. The midfield of Moultrie, Tordin and Fleming is not the problem.
    - Portland sit fifth on 28 points. Utah beat North Carolina and jumped us. Nothing on Sunday's card could move Portland either way — fifth is fifth.
    - Transfer window still open until September. Nina Nijstad in, Spaanstra sold to Utah, extensions signed, still no center back, and Sophia Wilson still unsigned. No news is treated as good news.
    - The cap and the HIP rule: Gotham's president of soccer operations has called the salary cap "a competitive weapon." Sam Kerr isn't even eligible for the high-impact-player rule the nickname suggests — what's actually moving is banked allocation money. The players' union filed a grievance in January over the rule being imposed without bargaining, and it hasn't been resolved. Angel City took a $200,000 fine and a three-point deduction for cap violations in 2024 — the points hurt, the money didn't. Both of us land on the same place: raise the cap.

    Next up: Utah away on August 2, and a proper segment on trans inclusion in women's sports.

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    33 mins
  • July 19, 2026: Mile High Clash of the Captains
    Jul 21 2026

    Denver 2, Portland 1. Our old MVP came home to Colorado, pulled on the wrong shirt, and assisted the winner, so we gave it a full night before we sat down. That turned out to be the right call for a Lindsey Heaps homecoming. Portland are unbeaten at home and haven't won on the road all year, and this was the away day that dropped them to fourth. We get into the cohesion problem Marissa can't stop diagnosing, the clash of the North American captains at altitude, an air-quality mess at the Queen's Classic, and a transfer window that still hasn't produced a center back. Adults only. Bring a drink.

    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:14 Cold open: a night to become reasonable
    00:50 The game: Denver 2-1, and the cohesion problem
    07:29 The homecoming of Lindsey Heaps
    12:35 The table and the match week
    18:14 Air quality at the Queen's Classic
    22:19 What we're drinking
    23:59 The transfer window: Fleming, Tordin, still no center back
    27:31 Wrap and the tease

    What we were drinking:
    - Alan: Lagunitas IPA. California, pointedly not a Seattle beer this week. His second.
    - Marissa: Rose City well vodka. "Easy peasy."

    Takeaways:
    - Denver 2, Portland 1, at Denver's home opener. Janine Sonis equalized in the eighth minute of first-half stoppage; Natalie Means won it at 86'. Portland were out-shot, out-cornered and out-possessed by an expansion side.
    - Marissa's read: not a defensive failure so much as a cohesion one. Midfield, attack and back line moved as three separate units, and Sophia Wilson spent the game marooned up top against four defenders while the midfield jogged in ten seconds late.
    - The road is the season. Unbeaten at Providence Park; every league loss this year has come away from home.
    - Wilson's 25' penalty was her 51st career club goal, which by their count ties Megan Rapinoe on the single-club list. Said as "by my count," not as a published milestone.
    - Lindsey Heaps gets the respect, not the boos. Captain America started at #10, played all 90, and set up the winner. Clash of the North American captains: Heaps for the USA, Jessie Fleming for Canada.
    - Portland sit 4th on 27 points from 16. Gotham 30, San Diego 29, Washington level on 27 from two fewer games.
    - Air quality nearly stole the Queen's Classic. AQI up around 170, a heat index near 100F, oxygen on the sideline, and 42,000 in the seats anyway. The point the hosts land on: the gate money kept a match on the field that maybe shouldn't have been, and the league's thresholds should move.
    - Transfer window: Jessie Fleming re-signed through 2028, Pietra Tordin through 2029, still no center back. Marissa is claiming credit for the Tordin deal.

    Next up: Gotham at Portland, July 24, Pride Night at Providence Park, plus the salary-cap deep dive we keep teasing.

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    30 mins
  • July 14, 2026: The Coffey-Sized Hole in Our Midfield
    Jul 16 2026

    Seattle 2, Portland 0. We watched the derby, stewed for two days, and then sat down at the bar to talk about it. The short version: the Thorns didn't show up. That's four trips to Lumen Field now without a single goal. Marissa's whole thing this week is that Portland has a Coffey-sized hole in the midfield and nobody to fill it. The transfer window opened the morning we recorded, and Portland still hasn't signed the player we've been asking for since day one. Adults only. Bring a drink.

    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:14 Cold open: the apology
    00:51 The Derby: Seattle 2-0 Portland, and the Lumen goal drought
    08:51 The Coffey-Sized Hole: the midfield needs a defensive six
    11:52 The Nijstad signing: a project, not the fix
    14:48 What we're drinking
    15:50 The Table: Portland stuck on 27, San Diego lead on 28
    19:26 The Window: the six they still need
    21:29 Next week at Denver, and the sign-off

    What we were drinking:
    - Alan: Space Dust IPA. Elysian, formerly fantastic, now Anheuser-Busch.
    - Marissa: well vodka. "Rose City vodka, come on."

    Takeaways:
    - Seattle won 2-0 at Lumen. Ryanne Brown scored in the 8th, her first league goal, a defender filling in for the injured Madison Curry. Mercado got the second before half. Portland managed nothing.
    - 26 shots. 10 on target. Zero goals. Seattle did it with their backup keeper.
    - That's four straight visits to Lumen without a Portland goal.
    - Marissa's read, and the reason for the title: Portland has no defensive six tying the back line to the attack. The coach basically admitted it after the game.
    - A win would have put Portland top of the table alone for the first time all year. They took zero instead and sit tied on 27 with Washington. San Diego lead on 28.
    - The only business so far is Dutch midfielder Nina Nijstad. She'll be great in a couple years. She is not the six they need now.

    Next up: Portland at Denver on Saturday, on the road. Denver just drew 2-2 at home with Houston.

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    24 mins
  • July 5, 2026: 4-0 and Second Place
    Jul 6 2026

    Portland 4, Racing Louisville 0. Our first reaction episode: we watched it live, then broke it down with fresh eyes. The Thorns roll the last-place team, jump to 2nd in the NWSL, and we look ahead to a Cascadia derby at Seattle. Adults only — bring a drink.

    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:14 Cold open — Dank Coast IPA & Midnight Runts
    02:51 The Game — Thorns 4-0 Louisville, and how it could've gone sideways
    06:22 Emma Sears & "we told you" — the Louisville winger's trade request (Ep 1 callback)
    13:02 Around the League — Rodman's brace, KC's turnaround, Utah's streak snapped
    18:15 Standings — Portland climbs to 2nd, one point behind San Diego
    19:08 The Window & What's Next — transfer window opens in a week; the six they still need
    21:35 Next week: Seattle — the Cascadia derby, and the "not my Seattle" of it all

    What we were drinking: "Dank Coast IPA," a home-brew (the AI named it), the first decent beer in ten years. Plus "Midnight Runts" on the smoke side.

    Takeaways:
    - Portland 4-0 Racing Louisville at Providence Park — revenge for the 3-1 loss earlier this season, against the same last-place side.
    - Perry, a center back, opened the scoring off a Moultrie free kick, three minutes after a yellow — right as the club chases a center back. Started over Reyes and looked the part.
    - Tordin: a goal and two assists. Wilson capped it in the 82nd; McKenzie Arnold kept the clean sheet — the POTM debate was Tordin vs Arnold.
    - Portland looked like the best team in the league — clinical in the final third while Louisville lumped long balls in with nothing to show.
    - The 4-0 plus Utah's first loss in nine pushes Portland to 2nd, 27 pts, one behind San Diego.
    - Transfer window opens in about a week. The take: keep the core (Wilson, Moultrie, Turner, Tordin, Müller) and buy a real defensive six.
    - Next up: Seattle Reign, who just lost 3-1 to North Carolina. Jess Fishlock is out injured and retiring this year.

    Around the league (Round 11): Washington 2-1 Houston, KC 3-0 Denver, Angel City 2-0 Orlando, NC 3-1 Seattle, San Diego 2-0 Gotham, Chicago 3-2 Utah, Boston 2-2 Bay.

    Next match: Portland at Seattle Reign, Sun Jul 12, Lumen Field, on ESPN.

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    25 mins
  • Ep 1: NWSL Is Back
    Jul 5 2026

    The international break is over and the Thorns are back. Alan and Marissa — with a drop-in from our friend Randi and fact-checks from Brooke on the screen — run down what Portland's players got up to around the world (Marie Müller's Germany debut, the USA's ugly Brazil friendlies, Canada, Australia), then dig into a wild summer trade window headlined by Sam Kerr to Gotham, and preview Sunday's home match against Racing Louisville. Adults only — bring a drink.

    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:15 Cold open — the NWSL is finally back
    01:09 Thorns around the world — Marie Müller's Germany debut
    02:05 USA in Brazil — Wilson and Moultrie in the "rugby match" friendlies
    07:08 Canada — Alidou and Fleming in the 6-0 over Costa Rica
    07:56 Australia vs Mexico — Arnold and Reyes ("thorn-on-thorn crime")
    08:50 Cheers — Randi joins for a WSL-vs-NWSL explainer
    14:21 The trades — Sam Kerr to Gotham headlines a busy June
    18:38 More moves — Sentnor to Angel City, and a coaching mess in LA
    21:34 Back to the board — Reale to Boston, Fuller to Bay FC
    24:05 Prep for Louisville — Sunday at Providence Park
    26:47 Wrap and tease — Emma Sears breaking news, then out

    New episodes weekly. Listen wherever you get podcasts.

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    28 mins
  • Trailer
    May 26 2026

    The unfiltered Portland Thorns podcast.

    Marissa is a lifelong Thorns fan and Providence Park regular. Alan is from Seattle, which makes things interesting. Match breakdowns, NWSL hot takes, and one rant per episode that probably goes too long.

    Full episodes start during the 2026 NWSL season. Subscribe so episode 1 lands in your feed.

    Adults only. Bring a drink.



    Hosts: Alan & Marissa
    Recorded in Portland OR
    Site: rosecityredcard.com

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    1 min