Episodes

  • Lisa Rinna Spread Monkey .gif
    Jan 29 2026

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    Whats up No Promo maniacs, buy buy buy, sell sell sell.

    Damn this podcasting shit is easy, got me feeling like the white Marc Maron.

    It's another episode of No Promo, we are back up, put the word out. Let's get it on!

    We talk about Crossfire, we discuss the Poopy Monster, we get in deep on the Chinese and their potential acquisition of Dragon Technology, which is real. Hailee Steinfeld is pregnant dawg. Whats the deal with this beautiful woman being pregnant?! What is this the feature film Is This Thing On?

    TOP DOG LAW

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    Nate and Dean have officially disavowed the Burnt Peanut.

    Chinese Trump is in the house.

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Female Giants Vs The Worlds Strongest Dwarfs with Shake and Bread
    Jan 22 2026

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    Sweeter Mans is marved for a new podcast two two fam

    Whats up its No Promo your man's fav podcast, you mind if a couple of white boys bust it down sexual style on a podcast real fast? Today we are joined by our good friends Shake and Bread. And I'm not just talking about eating a sandwich inside a monster truck. Shake and Bread is what Steak and Shake is going to be called after Meat is no longer available in the US. Okay just one more; Shake and Bread what is this my grandfather baking?!

    Nah Nah Nah, but seriously folks, Shake and Bread own a baseball team called the PoopPees and you can watch them at Twitch.tv

    We talk about The Conjuring movies, we come up with some really great ideas for some stuff to do, and we get into it about ads that make you cry. Also my good buddy the Burnt Peanut.

    We talk about Japanese mascot technology, do you see? High quality buff nude dino action figures, do you see? The new film from Pixar GOAT coming to theaters this summer, do you see? Applebee's Japanese cheeseburger concepts DO YOU SEE!

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    Burnt Peanut guy CALL ME please I feel like we could be really close friends.

    Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Look at my lawyer dog, he's The Litigrinch
    Jan 15 2026

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    Whats up run it back konichiwagwan

    It's a real quick No Promo for you, the most underground (nobody knows about it), the most punk rock (we cannot control ourselves), the most lo-fi (we are bad at sound stuff) podcast out there. Real nice podcast listening app you got here, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

    Hey how about this huh, how about I get the Don's guys to pay you a visit huh? Not so funny any more is it wise guy? Not so funny now that yous gotta say it to Rocco's face. Look at him, look Rocco in the eyes and tell him you think our podcast is bad. Look at his fat fucking Italian face, all puffy and greasy. Absolutely no life behind the eyes. LOOK AT HIM!

    This week Mr. Skunty is here. We talk about Dean's first trip on a plane, about how he's Mr. Disney now. We talk about the latest trends in AI content creation; here's a hint, it's food ejaculating on other food, shhhhh. And we revisit the crazy Michael-Scott-Lawyer that Skunty found. He's currently in post production on his Lawyer Grinch sketch.

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    This episode is brought to you by The Litigrinch's assistant dog guy.

    Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Patricia Heaton: Boy Breeder
    Jan 8 2026

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    Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes

    That new intro hits, one time I met the zoom zoom kid, that's a story I tell sometimes. THAT GUY is rich as hell.

    This week Nate is gray man-ing, he's gray man-ed out because of the hat. Dean also has his funny hat on, and he talks about muffs. What else, what else, Jesus. I totally forgot to upload this episode because I am working very hard on the big stream coming up. We check in with Jeremy Fragrance, we look at some new Corey Feldman stuff, and we check out some ballin Pokemon puffers. THIS IS A NATE AND DEAN EXCLUSIVE!

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    This episode is brought to you by John Madden.

    Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Puppy Surprise with Molly McAleer
    Jan 1 2026

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    Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes

    Hows that new intro feeling?

    We have one of the biggest episodes we've ever had out for you today. We have a very special guest, Molly McAleer on the show to talk about Fast Food House, Bill Cosby Jello pudding, and Puppy Surprise. If you got 4 puppies we want to hear from you. Molly also tells us about her love of soup.

    Listen, do yourself a favor kid. You need to be listening to all of Molly's Content. You need to follow her on social media. Check out the Halfsies Podcast if you know whats good for you. Don't make me come back here and check back in with you mister.

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    This episode is brought to you by Jordan's Furniture.

    Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Sinister Rabbit Mr Weasel and Happy Squirrel
    Dec 25 2025

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    Konichiwagwan mina Christmas slimes

    That's right it's Christmas morning and we are putting out fresh content for you the listeners. We put in the work to say the words for you to hear while your eyes enjoy your children and or pets opening presents on Christmas morning.

    Just imagine your stupid ass son just got a hot wheel and Dean is talking about fetish bald guy content. Maybe your thot daughter got a bunch of corn syrup and Nate is talking about a woman with a big ass who details cars and films it. Christmas is a special time for everyone all over the globe and maybe Santa is the spirit of charity and giving that lives inside all of us. Maybe your bitch wife got her laser mask and already broke it and that's MY FAULT? I didn't get the name brand laser mask so its my fault?! It's the off brand! Who Cares! It's the Daywoonana Laser Face Mask fuck off!

    Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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    This episode is brought to you by The Elf on the Shelf.

    Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Most Expensive Color Combinations
    Dec 18 2025

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    Konichiwagwan mina slimes, its episode 50 of No Promo you crodie ass gerbert.

    We've done 50 of these, and a couple bonus episodes and now we all hate each other. No Seriously, I caught McCrae planning to kill Dean. Like take his ass out so all of this stops. And honestly I don't blame him, I was planning to do it too.

    Everything is really bad out there guys, the president (not my president) is talking about turning all the money off. And money is primarily why I started a podcast if you can believe it. Nah nah nah it's cool tho. I was reading that high cholesterol is actually good now, and you have to drink aquarium cleaner and do boxbollen. Please don't forget to like comment suscribe appreciate that.

    I don't really remember what this episode is about, we are banking them and recording them early, so these written descriptions are going to suffer a bit when we do that. It's kind of just like a journaling exercise for me now.

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    This episode is brought to you by X Suit.

    The elf on the shelf is the panopticon for kids

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Let The Chicks Cream
    Dec 11 2025

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    Konichiwagwan mina slimes, we got Chris Murphy on the show to talk about ads. Unfortunately Skunty was 1 for 3 on this weeks episode you hate to see it. You already know it is what it is by far by far. Don't forget to likecommentsuscribe god bless, amen, peace be with you.

    The show is about when your fridge talks to you, we talk about how actresses are crazy man, and what the fuck is happening to Mario Lopez. It's the Boxbollen episode fam, don't sleep on it. BOXBOLLEN!

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    This episode is brought to you by Boxbollen

    Shoot your machines now before it's too late.

    Produced by McCrae Olson

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    1 hr and 13 mins