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This week on Moose on the Loose, Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do.

We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit.

Join us as we ask the real questions:
🦐 Was Jenny the villain or just traumatised and toxic?
🦐 Would Bubba be the worst sexual partner of all time?
🦐 Is naming your boat after someone who ghosted you after a romantic gesture or a cry for help?

Also featuring:

• Shrimp or Simp: the game no one asked for
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: war heroes edition
• A real-life Reddit AITA where someone actually asks if they’re the asshole for not paying off their girlfriend’s 6-figure debt (spoiler: yes)
• And an argument about whether the kid actor had a Southern accent or was just British and weird

This episode is emotionally loyal, mildly offensive, and ends the way all great stories should: with a CGI feather. Obviously

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🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose, we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds.

What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card. From cue cards and clandestine necklaces to CDs bought last minute and grand gestures that should probably come with legal paperwork, we ask the big questions:

Who is the real villain?
Is it ever okay to confess love to your best mate’s wife?
And why does everyone blame women for “ruining Christmas” when men behave badly?

We play Moose, Marry, Avoid, test our sanity with Two Mooses and a Lie, debate whether these moments belong on a Hallmark card or a restraining order, and unpack a very real AITA that proves this movie isn’t just fiction — it’s lived experience.

Festive chaos, dubious life choices, British accents doing a lot of heavy lifting, and the ultimate takeaway:
Never accept a CD when someone else got a necklace.

Merry Christmas, you loose mooses 🎄

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jazz and Matt head back to Neverland to unpack Hook (1991) — the movie nobody asked for, everybody remembers, and absolutely did too much.

We cover everything from corporate Peter Pan’s emotional neglect, Captain Hook’s untreated depression, and why Rufio deserved significantly better, to whether it was ever appropriate for a fairy to be that horny in a children’s film. Along the way, we question 90s parenting choices (cordial as a food group, molten playground slides), revisit the Lost Boys’ elite imaginary food scene, and ask the most important question of all: who is the real villain in Hook?

Plus, we play Moose Marry Avoid, debut a new game Bangarang or Boo Box featuring genuinely unhinged real-world inventions, and solve an Am I the Moosehole? involving fake house keys and a deeply intrusive mother-in-law.

Is Hook a kids’ movie? A midlife crisis in tights? A warning about capitalism?
We don’t answer that — but we do yell about it for 40 minutes.

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In this episode, Jasmin and Cherie tackle The Hunchback of Notre Dame with the depth and rigour of two women who absolutely did not rewatch the movie. They unpack Esmeralda’s weaponised hotness, Frollo’s unhinged obsession, Quasimodo’s social skills (or lack thereof), and why Jason Alexander really said “cut the cheese.” They test each other with “Two Mooses and a Lie,” introduce their new fan-favourite game “How Hideous Are You?”, and relive the 90s playground death traps that nearly killed them. Add in an AITA featuring the world’s worst bedroom nickname and several moments of accidental man-bashing, and you’ve got pure Moose on the Loose chaos.

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This week, we unpack Pocahontas — a film where the leaves do more acting than the humans and the wind has more character development than John Smith. Jasmin retells the plot with absolute confidence and absolutely no accuracy, Cherie confesses her ongoing obsession with Kovu, and together they try (and fail) to avoid accidentally endorsing bestiality when the games force them to choose between animals and colonisers.

We revisit the 90s through the lens of our mum’s parenting style, which included giving small children porcelain collectibles, forgetting fly screens exist, letting us wander into the forest unsupervised, and hoping we wouldn’t fall out windows. Spoiler: we nearly did.

You’ll also hear our ethically questionable AITA of the week involving almond milk, digestive consequences, and a roommate named “R” (for reasons that quickly become clear). Plus: deep philosophical discussions about scurvy, whether Disney characters ever eat or poop, and why emotional epiphanies require dramatic wind.

By the end, we determine the real villain of Pocahontas is racism — closely followed by the wind.

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In this wildly unhinged episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Cherie dive head-first into the beautiful stupidity of Step Brothers. Between debates over who the real villain is (Derek? The dog-poo kid? The bunk-bed industry?), reenacting their favourite quotes, and reliving trauma involving mashed potatoes and power tools, the duo attempt to “stay on the run sheet” and fail spectacularly.

They somehow manage to play Did We Just Become Best Friends?, Two Mooses and a Lie, and the debut of Am I the Moose Hole? — while derailing into German class stories, ice-cream theft conspiracies, bunk-bed engineering disasters, and a $1500 bar tab catastrophe.

Featuring moose voices, rapey-eye debates, bunk-bed physics, and a full breakdown of Kelsey Grammer’s fertility timeline… this episode is chaos in its purest form.
Prestige Worldwide.
Boats ’n Hoes.
Moose on the Loose.

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In this week’s chaotic-but-iconic instalment, Jasmin and Cherie bravely attempt to recap How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days — but naturally detour through Kmart fatigue, Werther’s lollies, Princess Sophia, diamond-account capitalism, and whether naming your penis a girl’s name is a tool for heterosexual continuity or just emotional damage.

They debate who the real villain of the film is (the magazine industry? Andy? Ben? The cop with the gender-bias ticket?), play an unhinged round of “Two Mooses and a Lie,” expose their celebrity encounters (yes, Charlie Sheen touched the small of someone’s back), and uncover the world’s first philosophical link between masturbation and incest. You’re welcome.

Featuring:
– Thirsty Merc backstage tea
– A near-proposal that was actually a metal song
– Deep rom-com psychology analysis
– The Love Fern’s criminal arc
– Cherie’s legal case for the clingy friend

It’s unfiltered, unhinged, unexpectedly heartfelt, and definitely not safe for work — unless your workplace is Kmart.

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Jasmin and Cherie crack open Jumanji and immediately descend into beautiful chaos: a totally off-the-cuff plot “summary,” an honour-system dice game that sends someone to the jungle, and a Moose-Marry-Avoid (grown-ups only) featuring Alan Parrish, Van Pelt, and Dr Smolder Bravestone. Along the way they debate who the real villain is (Van Pelt? The game? …Alan?!), compare households to the Parrish mansion’s mayhem (“monkeys in the fridge, lion in the bedroom”), and discover the board-prop wasn’t actually wood (resin nerds, unite). Roll the dice, dodge the mosquitoes, and enjoy the moose-chief.