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This week on Moose on the Loose, Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do.

We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit.

Join us as we ask the real questions:
🦐 Was Jenny the villain or just traumatised and toxic?
🦐 Would Bubba be the worst sexual partner of all time?
🦐 Is naming your boat after someone who ghosted you after a romantic gesture or a cry for help?

Also featuring:

• Shrimp or Simp: the game no one asked for
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: war heroes edition
• A real-life Reddit AITA where someone actually asks if they’re the asshole for not paying off their girlfriend’s 6-figure debt (spoiler: yes)
• And an argument about whether the kid actor had a Southern accent or was just British and weird

This episode is emotionally loyal, mildly offensive, and ends the way all great stories should: with a CGI feather. Obviously

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🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose, we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds.

What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card. From cue cards and clandestine necklaces to CDs bought last minute and grand gestures that should probably come with legal paperwork, we ask the big questions:

Who is the real villain?
Is it ever okay to confess love to your best mate’s wife?
And why does everyone blame women for “ruining Christmas” when men behave badly?

We play Moose, Marry, Avoid, test our sanity with Two Mooses and a Lie, debate whether these moments belong on a Hallmark card or a restraining order, and unpack a very real AITA that proves this movie isn’t just fiction — it’s lived experience.

Festive chaos, dubious life choices, British accents doing a lot of heavy lifting, and the ultimate takeaway:
Never accept a CD when someone else got a necklace.

Merry Christmas, you loose mooses 🎄

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jazz and Matt head back to Neverland to unpack Hook (1991) — the movie nobody asked for, everybody remembers, and absolutely did too much.

We cover everything from corporate Peter Pan’s emotional neglect, Captain Hook’s untreated depression, and why Rufio deserved significantly better, to whether it was ever appropriate for a fairy to be that horny in a children’s film. Along the way, we question 90s parenting choices (cordial as a food group, molten playground slides), revisit the Lost Boys’ elite imaginary food scene, and ask the most important question of all: who is the real villain in Hook?

Plus, we play Moose Marry Avoid, debut a new game Bangarang or Boo Box featuring genuinely unhinged real-world inventions, and solve an Am I the Moosehole? involving fake house keys and a deeply intrusive mother-in-law.

Is Hook a kids’ movie? A midlife crisis in tights? A warning about capitalism?
We don’t answer that — but we do yell about it for 40 minutes.