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This week we went live and talked about what's really going on in the 305: from the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue recruit photo that got the internet heated, to drones delivering Publix brisket pub subs to your Brickell balcony, to a Broward politician getting fined four grand for doing a podcast on the county's dime. We also broke down what's happening in the city this weekend: F1, Cinco de Mayo, the Space Symphony, and more. Same vibe, same city, just your boy talking shit and letting you know what's trending. Hit the notifications so you don't miss the next one.

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It's Miami F1 week and no one really cares about the race itself. We care about the chicken nuggets that cost $300, the limited edition Adidas drops, and making sure our Instagram stories prove we were there. In this episode we talk about Miami's real motorsports culture: the Honda Civics doing donuts in McDonald's parking lots at 3am, the illegal street takeovers getting cracked down on, and why Homestead Speedway should let locals race their cars during Grand Prix week. Also, are people in Miami watching Formula One or just auditioning for it? AI agreed with me on that one.

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If you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.

(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountability & The Apology Call(12:34) Wrap-Up + Show Dates, Membership, and Where to Find Manny

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I break down how flex culture in Miami has officially hit its ceiling and what happens when attention stops rewarding the same old, same old.

We talk about influencers chasing dopamine, clout turning into evidence, and why the city keeps pushing people to go further just to feel something. It’s raw commentary, and honest observations about the Miami lifestyle, the addiction, and the line nobody realizes they’ve crossed until engagement becomes courtroom evidence.

(00:00) Introduction and Welcome

(00:07) Trending Topics in Miami

(01:18) The Obsession with Attention

(03:07) The First Amendment and Controversy

(05:11) The Dopamine Business in Miami

(07:56) A Positive Spin on Attention

(10:42) Conclusion and Upcoming Shows

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we break down a very Miami-specific phenomenon, the kind of robberies that do not involve masks, weapons, or force, just flirting, comfort, and bad decisions.

Inspired by recent Miami news headlines, we riff on how money, nightlife, alcohol, and emotional vulnerability collide in this city, why there is no legal term for being seduced into giving everything away, and how “seductive robbery” plays out in dating, partying, strip clubs, and relationships.

It’s satirical, blunt, and painfully relatable, mixing humor, pop culture references, and real-life cautionary advice about living a more normal life in the city.

(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome(00:23) Miami's Unique Robbery Problem(01:28) The Art of Seductive Robbery(02:46) Precautions for Men in Miami(03:44) Living a Low-Key Life(07:16) The Strip Club Phenomenon(11:28) Personal Anecdotes and Advice(13:43) Conclusion and Show Announcements

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In this episode, we riff on why Miami energy doesn’t move for weather, it moves for culture, opportunity, and vibes, and how that same logic somehow makes Greenland the funniest and weirdest next chapter.

This episode breaks down overcrowding, optics, money, migration, and Miami hustle logic in a way that’s hilarious, sharp, and uncomfortably accurate, mixing real-world headlines with pure Miami imagination.

You’ll laugh, you’ll question reality a little, and you’ll walk away seeing Miami, and the rest of the world, in a healthy relationship towards the future.

(00:00) Introduction and Opening Remarks

(00:09) Comedy and Online Personas

(00:57) Greenland: The New Frontier

(03:13) Miami Culture in Greenland

(05:31) Greenland to Miami: A Cultural Exchange

(11:59) Upcoming Miami Comedy Shows

(12:38) Conclusion and Community Updates

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This episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast is a funny, honest breakdown of where Miami is headed and why living here feels like being smart enough to see the patterns but wild enough to enjoy them anyway.

We riff on UM football culture and mascots, quiet money vs loud money, Doral rising while Brickell exhausts itself, downtown turning into a real nightlife strip again, nightlife getting repetitive, food trends shifting beyond tacos and burgers, and why micro-influencers and community builders are shaping the next version of Miami.

It’s relaxed, observational, self-aware comedy for people who get the city and still choose the lifestyle.

(00:00) What Does CFP Even Mean? UM Football and Mascot Energy
(01:26) My 2026 Miami Bingo Card(02:05) Doral’s Quiet Money Era(08:02) Why Downtown Might Actually Be Fun Again(10:06) Miami Nightlife Is Tired and It Knows It(13:04) We’ve Hit Taco, Pizza, Burger Saturation(15:07) Late-Night Desserts That Don’t Ruin Tomorrow(17:11) The Future Influencer Isn’t Famous, They’re Useful(19:15) Final Thoughts, Live Podcast, and Comedy Shows