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This week we went live and talked about what's really going on in the 305: from the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue recruit photo that got the internet heated, to drones delivering Publix brisket pub subs to your Brickell balcony, to a Broward politician getting fined four grand for doing a podcast on the county's dime. We also broke down what's happening in the city this weekend: F1, Cinco de Mayo, the Space Symphony, and more. Same vibe, same city, just your boy talking shit and letting you know what's trending. Hit the notifications so you don't miss the next one.

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It's Miami F1 week and no one really cares about the race itself. We care about the chicken nuggets that cost $300, the limited edition Adidas drops, and making sure our Instagram stories prove we were there. In this episode we talk about Miami's real motorsports culture: the Honda Civics doing donuts in McDonald's parking lots at 3am, the illegal street takeovers getting cracked down on, and why Homestead Speedway should let locals race their cars during Grand Prix week. Also, are people in Miami watching Formula One or just auditioning for it? AI agreed with me on that one.

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If you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.

(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountability & The Apology Call(12:34) Wrap-Up + Show Dates, Membership, and Where to Find Manny