In Episode 9 of Jumpers for Goal Posts, John Mitchell explores the lost clubs of British football — from fallen giants and ghost stadiums to struggling industrial towns and one unforgettable non-league FA Cup run. Featuring the haunting ruins of Third Lanark , the bizarre rise and fall of Thames A.F.C., the resilience of Workington, and a deeply personal story about playing for Thame United during their (not so) famous 2004 FA Cup run. A nostalgic journey through football ambition, financial collapse, community survival, and why some clubs continue to matter long after the trophies, terraces and floodlights fade.

Episode 8 of Jumpers for Goal Posts dives into the muddy, chaotic, and hilarious world of Sunday league football. From semi-pro disappointment at Chesham United F.C. to hangover cures on the Wycombe Rye pitches, John Mitchell explores the history of Sunday football in Britain alongside stories of terrible pitches, unforgettable teammates, raft races, red cards, and the friendships that made it all matter. A nostalgic look at the game far away from packed stadiums and television cameras — where football was played for laughs, loyalty, and “just four pints” on a Saturday night.

A warm, and hopefully witty dive into the history of football transfers — from the Wild West of the 1880s to the eccentricities of modern non‑league life. Part history, part nostalgia, part “did that really happen?”, this podcast explores how deals were done, who held the power, and why transfers still make us feel like kids staring at Ceefax, waiting for good news.

From the rise of hyper‑colour boots and billion‑dollar sponsorships to the chaos of modern boot drops and blacked out prototypes, this episode charts how football footwear went from factory floor boots with nails for studs, to a global marketing circus. And along the way, a trip to buy my son his first proper pair of boots reveals what’s been gained, what’s been lost, and why the ritual still matters — even when the shop assistant keeps insisting Steve is “on his way.”

English football didn’t become a true pyramid overnight — it took ambition, rivalry, a few stubborn administrators, and a century of clubs fighting for their place. In this episode, we follow the moment the game finally became national: the Southern League’s delay, the Football League’s big 1920 expansion, and the long road that led to the creation of relegation and automatic promotion. Along the way, I share a tiny glimpse of my own journey through non‑league football — from getting battered as a 16‑year‑old in the Allied Counties Floodlit League to playing first‑team football at Chesham United. It’s the story of how a patchwork of leagues became a ladder anyone can climb, and why the English pyramid still lets every player — and every club — keep dreaming.

How did one rule change football forever? And why does nobody understand it? A funny, nostalgic journey through the offside law, its changes, its controversies, and the chaos it still causes every weekend, from grassroots to the professionals.

Football didn’t always have penalty shoot‑outs — and the story of how they arrived is far stranger, funnier, and more dramatic than most fans realise. In this episode, we explore the unlikely origins of the shoot‑out, the scepticism it faced, and the moment it finally took root in British football.

From muddy pre‑season pitches to the world’s biggest stages, we trace how a simple idea reshaped the sport, created new heroes and villains, and left one nation with a very particular kind of footballing anxiety.

It’s a tale of nerve, chaos, tradition, and twelve yards of pure pressure — with a few unforgettable detours along the way.

In this episode, I go back to the school fields of Thame — where Crossbar Kings ruled the afternoons — and trace the unlikely, chaotic, and very British story of how the crossbar became one of football’s most important inventions. From medieval mayhem to Sheffield ingenuity, from broken beams to title‑deciding bounces, this is the tale of the goalframe that shaped the game, saved my Under‑9s league title, and still makes every fan hold their breath when the ball smacks against it.