Super short episode for you this week, as your three mayoral candidates - Dani, Oisin, and Justy - step up to their respective podia to answer the questions of the adoring public (aka Dani's horniest reply guys). Expect questions on Dani's legitimacy as a shitposter, the trio's policies on Saw traps, and when we can expect their first state visits to North Korea.

We're rolling out the red carpet this week, taking a walk down Hollywood Boulevard, and delving into the concept of cursed movies! From The Exorcist to Stalker to Roar, Dani guides Justy and Oisin through the film which seem to have it out for the cast and crew. Does the magic of the silver screen have a dark side? Let's find out, and along the way, hear yet another spot-on Oisin impression, a heated debate on the merits of Nic Cage, and tales of summers spent in Irish peat bogs.

Get your peace signs and flop sweat at the ready, we're going deep on Trick Dick (it's usually the other way around for Dani). Yes, this week Oisin is taking Dani, Justy, and you, our dear listner on a secret midnight mission to uncover the Watergate scandal, and how Richard Nixon helped write the very playbook being used by Donald Trump right now. Along the way expect several shockingly good impressions, the requisite Simpsons and Futurama talk, and an insight into Dani's latest political crush

It's the end of the world as we know it! Justy guides Dani, Oisin, and you, our humble listeners through the biblical apocalypse. The Rapture! The End Times! The Four Horsemen (not the wrestling faction)! Thrown into this armageddon gumbo is potato men, furries, podcast mic etiquette, Argentinian Nazis, and Kim Jong-un possibly being the saviour of the world.

Going long on one of the big topics of the true crime world this week, as Dani, Justy, and Oisin open the casefiles on Charles Manson and the Manson Family. Along the way there's Star Trek talk, Beach Boys vs Beatles, many King Of The Hill impressions, and Dani debating who's the hottest cult leader.

Aaaaand we're back! After a little technical difficulties hiatus, Team Hocus Pocus returns as Oisin takes aim at yet another of America's toxic foibles: evangelicals. Along the way, expect talk of The Righteous Gemstones, Billy Graham (both regular and Superstar) and the connection between preachers and pro-wrestlers, Kenneth Copeland, traveller accents, and so much more!

When there's no room left in hell, the dead will podcast! Yes, this week, we're going through what would happen should reanimated corpses start shuffling through our streets in a stupor with one thing on their mind. No, not Dani's dating pool, but zombies! Throughout the episode we touch on the various genres of zombies which the USA actually has contingency plans for, The Walking Dead, Derren Brown, Justy's special shovel, Days End, and Dani's dreams of becoming a post-apocalyptic badass.

Step right up and witness the magnificent medicinal miracle of Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus' revitalising podcast! Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing... tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, "her-prising," revitalizing shite talk! That's right, this week Oisin takes Dani and Justy on an investigation of that grand American tradition: lying to people. Stretching from "The Rattlesnake King" Clark Stanley to "The Liver King" Brian Johnson, selling both literal and figurative snake oil to the public is one of the foundations of the USA, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon. Along the way, expect Elon Musk (naturally), Korean skincare, Sepp Blatter, nicotine pouches, and genuinely relevant Simpsons quotes.

Content warning: from 32:44 to 37:35, we discuss details about the online rape academy which was in the news recently as well as the Giséle Pelicot case, in case anyone wants to skip.