Casey and Erin dive into the community submission queue for the first-ever Rune Review, evaluating Bitcoin Runes on the only metrics that matter: aesthetics, tokenomics, and lore.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & rune review criteria

2:15 MID•PUSSY•IN•BIO

3:38 CASEYS•MOM•HAS•GOT•IT•GOING•ON

6:23 WET•ASS•PUSSIES @gringohodl

8:35 ART•IS•THE•TICKER

9:26 VOID•CENOTAPH @Lifofifo

10:21 Punk Runes, MEGASTRUCTURE•FOUR

11:39 MEMEPOOL•SPACE, Beeple

12:44 FUCK•THE•WORLD

14:30 SKY•CASINO•ROYALE

15:00 I•SELL•OPIUM•FOR•THIS

17:55 THE•ELEPHANT•IN•THE•RUNE

18:50 $MIM MAGIC•INTERNET•MONEY

21:00 SEND•IT•ALL•TO•ZERO, FORBIDDEN•FRUIT, NGU•TECHNOLOGY, HONEY•BADGER•OF•MONEY, ALL•YOUR•TICKERS•SUCK

23:38 TWO•GIRLS•ONE•PUP, ODIN•BELLA•CATS•WIF•DOGS

25:10 MEMENTO•MORI

26:00 HOOKED•ON•ROONIES, BITCOIN•HOTDOG•FACTORY, WISHY•WASHY•MACHINE

29:30 BITCOIN•BRO•BEAR, CYPHER•GENESIS

30:50 $GOB, RUNE•KOIS

32:20 FEHU, RSIC

34:15 TWISTED•FIRESTARTER, PUPS•WORLD•PEACE, TURNIN•THE•FRICKEN•FROGS•GAY

36:15 WANKO•MANKO•RUNES, DEGENERATE, RARE•WIZARD•ORB, BILLION•DOLLAR•CAT

40:05 UNCOMMON•GOODS, MACKEREL•PACKS, RUNE•JUNE, $GRIZZY, $DOG, $GIZMO, THE•MOST•EXPENSIVE•RUNE, VENTURE•CATERPILLAR

45:50 $POOKA, WHY•LYING•FOR, SAIKO•HAMSTER, SKYNET•NEURAL•AI, BOUND•BITCOIN

50:15 NO•DOLLAR•NO•WAR, YOGA•OM•ANIMALS, COMPLIANCE•TOKEN, FULL•MOON•RUNES, CONCEPTUAL•ART, THE•PURPLE•RAIN, WWW•INTERNET•COM

55:10 RUNNING•HAL•AI, KUROKO•THE•KITTEN, $BABYODIN, PEEPO•THE•RUMPLED•FORESKIN, EPIC•EPIC•EPIC•EPIC, THE•MEMEING•OF•LIFE, RUNIK•SUBSTANCE, WIZARD, ITS•A•MUSIC•THING, BITCOIN•TO•MOON

1:03:00 Judging round first pass

1:05:40 Top 5 selection

1:07:14 Grand final

On this episode of Hell Money, Erin attempts a screen detox, Casey hits one million followers, and we ask the important questions: Is San Francisco the new Atlantis? Is AI accumulating karmic debt? And is the Redwood Grove actually real?

We also cover Parasite mining pool, Bitcoin block parties, Lightning payments at local merchants, Peter Thiel's move to Argentina, the coming AI backlash, why Anthropic may be setting itself up for a harder fall than OpenAI, and whether IQ, EQ, or street smarts actually matter.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

4:00 Erin's screen detox, perpetual stew, reading books

16:45 Parasite mining pool, OMB block party, lifofifo & ord.net25:45 Square's Bitcoin lightning POS

28:45 Call to action: Runes Review

29:50 San Francisco as the new Atlantis, AI hubris, AI data center moratoriums

44:50 OpenAI vs. Anthropic, predicting Anthropic's fall from grace

51:15 Peter Thiel moving to Argentina, Redwood Grove psyop

58:45 Casey hits 1M followers

1:03:05 IQ vs. EQ vs. smarts

1:06:10 Pepelangelo art review

1:11:00 Next episode: Paul Sports ecash fork?

On this episode of Hell Money, Erin’s podcasting career collapses after one listener says she talks too much, while Casey ascends to godhood on the strength of 4,000 mysterious fake followers per day. It’s the fall of Erin, the rise of Casey, and Bitcoin is decoupling in the wrong direction.

We also cover the CLARITY Act, stablecoin regulation, fake UFO disclosure, Claude goblins, Anthropic vs OpenAI, Trump’s Beijing trip, ord.io shutting down, and the true origin of Hantavirus: John Pork’s corpse in the Akashic Records.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, Erin talks too much

7:00 CLARITY Act & the legalization of gambling

14:30 Hantavirus origin, John Pork, quantum computers

19:30 DMT clockwork elves, AI consciousness, UFOs

22:10 Casey's botted fame, flop tweets

31:05 Vibe coded UFO disclosure

36:15 OpenAI vs. Anthropic, headline PR

52:20 Trump goes to Beijing with major CEOs

54:50 ord.io shutting down