Casey and Erin dive into the community submission queue for the first-ever Rune Review, evaluating Bitcoin Runes on the only metrics that matter: aesthetics, tokenomics, and lore.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & rune review criteria

2:15 MID•PUSSY•IN•BIO

3:38 CASEYS•MOM•HAS•GOT•IT•GOING•ON

6:23 WET•ASS•PUSSIES @gringohodl

8:35 ART•IS•THE•TICKER

9:26 VOID•CENOTAPH @Lifofifo

10:21 Punk Runes, MEGASTRUCTURE•FOUR

11:39 MEMEPOOL•SPACE, Beeple

12:44 FUCK•THE•WORLD

14:30 SKY•CASINO•ROYALE

15:00 I•SELL•OPIUM•FOR•THIS

17:55 THE•ELEPHANT•IN•THE•RUNE

18:50 $MIM MAGIC•INTERNET•MONEY

21:00 SEND•IT•ALL•TO•ZERO, FORBIDDEN•FRUIT, NGU•TECHNOLOGY, HONEY•BADGER•OF•MONEY, ALL•YOUR•TICKERS•SUCK

23:38 TWO•GIRLS•ONE•PUP, ODIN•BELLA•CATS•WIF•DOGS

25:10 MEMENTO•MORI

26:00 HOOKED•ON•ROONIES, BITCOIN•HOTDOG•FACTORY, WISHY•WASHY•MACHINE

29:30 BITCOIN•BRO•BEAR, CYPHER•GENESIS

30:50 $GOB, RUNE•KOIS

32:20 FEHU, RSIC

34:15 TWISTED•FIRESTARTER, PUPS•WORLD•PEACE, TURNIN•THE•FRICKEN•FROGS•GAY

36:15 WANKO•MANKO•RUNES, DEGENERATE, RARE•WIZARD•ORB, BILLION•DOLLAR•CAT

40:05 UNCOMMON•GOODS, MACKEREL•PACKS, RUNE•JUNE, $GRIZZY, $DOG, $GIZMO, THE•MOST•EXPENSIVE•RUNE, VENTURE•CATERPILLAR

45:50 $POOKA, WHY•LYING•FOR, SAIKO•HAMSTER, SKYNET•NEURAL•AI, BOUND•BITCOIN

50:15 NO•DOLLAR•NO•WAR, YOGA•OM•ANIMALS, COMPLIANCE•TOKEN, FULL•MOON•RUNES, CONCEPTUAL•ART, THE•PURPLE•RAIN, WWW•INTERNET•COM

55:10 RUNNING•HAL•AI, KUROKO•THE•KITTEN, $BABYODIN, PEEPO•THE•RUMPLED•FORESKIN, EPIC•EPIC•EPIC•EPIC, THE•MEMEING•OF•LIFE, RUNIK•SUBSTANCE, WIZARD, ITS•A•MUSIC•THING, BITCOIN•TO•MOON

1:03:00 Judging round first pass

1:05:40 Top 5 selection

1:07:14 Grand final